LTB sandwich (1 person)

1 leaf of lettuce

1 tomato

3 slices of bacon


Shred the bacon, lettuce and tomato and mix the fragments thus obtained. Add some water if necessary. Take achieved paste and but it on a sandwich. You may toast the bread if preferred hot.


Genis: What's this paste?

Raine: I made you a sandwich.

Genis: (bites) Where's the trap?

Raine: What trap?

Genis: (spits) What the hell is this paste!?!?

Raine: Lettuce bacon and tomato… this is an LTB sandwich

Genis: They're supposed to- (spits more) –be separate (spit some more and then decides to go to the restroom)

Raine: (takes out a notebook) Right, memo: Remember to not crush everything together and just serve the ingredients separately.


From now on, I will work this out differently. You will tell me what you want a recipe of (chocolate cake, grilled burgers etc. you name it) and I will give you Raine's version of it.