GEH, Mircro is being a bitch. I was almost done with this chap and when I opened it up the next day to finish it it said it couldn't read it and gave me a whole bunch of symbols. It gave me half of what I had written though…so I'm working off of that.
I also found out that this kid that went to my school –which I am currently not attending due to mono- died yesterday (May 6th, 08). He drowned…which was totally unexpected…he was one of those kids into fighting and shit…so I kinda expected him to be shot or something (he did have a close call before). I think he was 15…I knew him for about 5 years and he rode my bus. He had a twin brother and they said when he was leaving the police station he yelled "My brother is dead!" I feel really bad for him. But get this: the only reason he drowned was because he was trying to show off and catch a fish with his bare hands. The river had flooded and the undercurrent took him down and he got stuck under a fallen tree and drowned. He was there with two kids who went for help. He was reported missing at like 2:50 which is 5 minutes after our school let out and was found dead an hour later…so…even though he wasn't my best friend or whatever…R.I.P. Jordan Russell.
The Akatsuki's New Members
"N-guh."
"Well it's about time you joined us, sleepy-head."
"Oh god…my head hurts…where the hell am I?"
"We're in Leader-sama's office, teme."
"Fuck." Sasuke looked at his surroundings while rubbing his head. "Well, hello there, Leader-sama."
"Welcome Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto." Leader spoke.
"Thank you for letting us join you I can't tell you how grate-" Naruto began to speak quickly before he was cut off.
"No need for that. We need you as much as you need us. Now, since you both seem to value your lives, I'll give you some tips. One. Don't try to betray us. Two. Don't anger anyone more powerful than you. Three. Don't disobey orders. Four. Complete missions successfully. That's about it. Since you are both pretty weak right now you'll be training for a month or so it just depends. Naruto you will be training with Itachi. Sasuke you will be learning the Sharingan from Tobi since I don't really feel like killing you because you attacked Itachi during training. Sasori will be teaching you basic combat and things. I will show you two your room and then you will introduce yourselves to everyone. Understood?" Naruto and Sasuke understood that not understanding wasn't an option. They nodded their heads and Leader led them out of the room.
They headed down a hallway to the last door on the right. They opened the door and ventured in and Leader left them. The room wasn't big but wasn't small. The room was decorated with deep blue and gold. Naruto, who had been fussing over decorating their old house not too far back, was stunned. He would have never imagined those colors together. It looked beautiful to say the least.
Naruto turned to say thank you to Leader but saw that he was long gone. He turned to Sasuke. "I guess we have to go say hi now."
"Goody." Sasuke said darkly as they turned and headed back down the hallway looking for people.
"TOBI!" Sasuke and Naruto screeched to a halt when and boy wearing a mask burst out of the door they were about to pass with an angry blonde man right behind him. The blonde man, who Naruto now recognized as Deidara, stopped running and turned to them. "Oh…heh…hi…" He said scratching the back of his neck. "TOBI COME HERE." He shouted.
Naruto winced at the loud voice. "Uh…Leader said we were to introduce ourselves. But…I don't really see anyone."
Deidara looked at Tobi's still retreating figure and frowned before turning to Naruto. "Hm, well…I'm Deidara and that MORON over there is Tobi. I think everyone else is watching TV. Come on." (1) Sasuke flinched when he had yelled moron and was appalled when he put one and one together and realized that the moron Tobi was going to be his sensei.
They were led into a fairly large room partially divided by wall that dissolved into a counter. They could tell that the room they were in was a living area and the room connected was a kitchen. Deidara stopped and turned towards the couch. There were three people sitting on it, and Sasuke had to fight to remain still when he noticed one was a long-haired brunette. It was easier to do so when Naruto grabbed his hand. "So…this is Konan." A blue-haired woman waved in their general direction without moving her eyes from the TV. "And Sasori…you've met him too, Naruto." Naruto recognized the red-head as the same man that almost killed Sakura. (2) Sasori made no sound or movement of acknowledgement. "And Itachi-bastard, un." (3) Itachi turned and locked eyes with Naruto which shocked the blonde. He was almost afraid of being put under a genjutsu but before he could worry any more Itachi turned and nodded at his brother before going back to watching TV.
"Ya'no, I haven't really thought 'bout it 'fore but hearin' yew introduce 'em, the kit has met almost err'one." Naruto and Sasuke turned towards the voice to see Kisame, another member they had met. His mouth was full of food causing him to speak strangely.
"Kisame! That is so gross! Close your damn mouth, un!" Deidara looked truly grossed out which Sasuke found strange since the man blew things up all the time so one would think he'd have a higher tolerance for nasty (gruesome) things. I mean, a body that's been blown to chunks is way more sickening than a mouthful of chewed food in most people's opinion. Kisame grinned sheepishly before turning back to his meal. "So…I guess that's everyone. You saw Tobi running from me earlier. And Leader in his office…yep…that's everyone. So…are you guys hungry?" Naruto eyes were wide. I mean were these guys seriously the same ones that had tried to kill him not too long ago? But, being the opportunist he was, he'd never pass up the chance for ramen.
"Ramen?!" Sasuke resisted smacking his forehead and rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, little man! That's what I'm talking about! Ramen kicks some ass, un!"
"NO.WAY. You love ramen too?!" Naruto looked mighty giddy for being in a house full of criminals. Sasuke groaned…Naruto had just found a ramen buddy. Oh god…
"Yeah, un! No one else here likes it so I can't get it unless I go to get the food! Jerks!" Deidara shouted the last part towards the living room. "But if there are two people that want it they can't refuse! Awesome!" Naruto tried to resist the urge to tackle glomp the man…and failed miserably. He jumped in the man's arms and hugged him fiercely, making Sasuke's blood boil. He wasn't going to make a scene, though. Uchihas didn't make scenes…especially in front of certain clan-killing Uchihas. After a bit of squealing they settled down, Naruto and Deidara inhaling ramen and Sasuke just sitting next to the blonde…the ramen-loving blonde…the loud blonde…the temperamental blonde…THE BLONDE WITH THE NINE-TAILED FOX IN HIM…there. (4) Not too soon after the blondes had started their second bowl the red-head Sasuke identified as Sasori came in sitting next to the blonde…the ramen-loving blonde…the loud blonde…the temperamental blonde…THE BLONDE WITH MOUTHS ON HIS HANDS. (4) Sasuke looked at him strangely when he saw him move his chair closer to Deidara and place his hand on his thigh. Deidara didn't seem surprised either…like it was something they did everyday…so this must mean-
"You guys are gay?" Sasuke blurted out. He was almost embarrassed at his random question but decided it really wasn't worth it.
"Yeah, un…but so are you two." Deidara eyed him slyly.
"You know what this means?!" Naruto questioned excitedly. After some blank stares and one nod confirming that no, they didn't know what it means he said, "FOURSOME!" Everyone in the kitchen stared at the kit, including a Kisame that had just re-joined them in the kitchen. Suddenly, Naruto started bursting out in laughter. "Ahahhahah G-got ha hahaa you! Oh gawd…hahahahhaha!"
Two of them continued to stare while the other two decided to speak up. "I love this kid!" Kisame and Deidara shouted simultaneously before bursting out in laughter themselves. Sasori and Sasuke decided not to comment.
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The next few hours were amusing. Naruto, Kisame and Deidara became immediate friends and cracked jokes and told stories while Sasori and Sasuke sat by their respective lovers. Sasuke had managed to avoid Itachi the whole day which was a plus. Nothing seemed too weird and they were to start training sometime this coming week. They had found out that, no, the Akatsuki did not work on the weekends which Naruto found bemusing since they were a criminal organization and he didn't really think they would care about time off…he's been wrong. The new members had taken note that none of them were particularly mean. Most were rather nice and the rest didn't really say anything. After a dinner that consisted of more ramen for Naruto and onigiri for Sasuke they retired to their rooms. Naruto was currently trying to convince Sasuke to have sex with him.
"Sa-suke, please…I'm so horny!" Sasuke rolled his eyes at Naruto's not-very-persuasive argument. Frankly, he didn't give a rat's ass how horny Naruto was right now.
"Like HELL I am going to have sex with you on our first night at a criminal base! They probably put in cameras and shit to make sure we aren't spies. I am NOT giving them the satisfaction of seeing my uke naked!" Sasuke insisted.
Naruto just kept opening and closing his mouth like a fish before pouting. "Fine…tomorrow?" Sasuke sighed…the puppy-dog eyes.
"Ugh, fine. Come on, let's go to sleep."
1: Uhm…pretend they have TV…and other electrical appliances please? It makes it easier for me.
2: Sasori lived, k? In the end Sakura passed out and yah…he ran away barely alive. :)
3: ISN'T THAT CUTE? Naru and Deidei (both blondes) address their respective (well, Deidei ISN'T with Itachi but whatev) Uchiha with –bastard. :D Must be an Uchiha trait.
4: Hehe…just trying to show how similar they are. Small attempt at some humor. Hope you giggled…or at least didn't roll your eyes. XD I feel kinda lame.
KK, here's the dealio…uhm I've been totally putting off writing cause I'm a lazy bastard. Anyways…I WAS actually thinking about plot advances and junk. I was thinking of Mpreg, I know I know…it's cliché…I can deal…but can you? AND…Making Naru temp lose his memory…he'll be like a child in a man's body. I was thinking this would help with him developing a relationship with Itachi because he wouldn't be thinking of him as a murderer. Cause I realllllllyyyyyy want this to be an ItaSasuNaru…:)
I ALSO know this is rated M but nothing has happened yet…I'm trying to get the plot somewhat decent so it won't just be mindless boysex…not that I oppose. There will be some violence soon…and next chap is going to be what is going on in Kohona.
BUT! I don't really want to do that stuff until the whole "truth" about the clan murder is dealt with…I still need a good excuse for that. XD
Wow…I really suck. I'm sorry…don't hate me. I always get ahead of myself…right now I am SUPPOSED to be writing SIX ONE THOUSAND WORD ESSAYS. D;
-cries-
I'll try not dillydallying and start writing so you guys don't lose faith in me. ;)
