Chapter 3
Renesmes diffcult and harsh questions aged 4
renesme : mom
bella: yes nessie
renesme: were did I come from
bella : ooooh......................... you ........................fell from the sky in a basket ...
renesme : did I really , because all my school friends are saying all this weird talk.
Bella: don't repeat any of that to your father !.
Nessie : emmett , what does gay mean?
Emmett : what you ...............* stammer * ..................weird .
Nessie: hahaha , your gay , you were pink high heals . Haha.
Emmett ; leave me alone you bully . BELLA , YOUR DAUGHTER IS BULLYING ME * cry*
nessie: stop calling uncle emmett Gay , he may act like that , but you know , thats the way certain people want to act like , and hes not gay . Hes funny
Nessie : in this emminem video , why does micheal jacksons nose fall off , is he gay !
Bella: nessie stop thinking everyone is gay because they dress in girls stuff and there plastic noses fall off .
Vampire / werewolf big brother day 10
billy black : this is big brother , will bella come to the diary room .
Bella : what does bb want me for now .
Emmett : dont ask me bella .
Billy: Bella how are you feeling .
Bella: I fucking hate this house. You evicted my husband , and I dont no weather emmett might make a move , also im frightened jacob might try and kiss me again .
Billy: bella , what do you mean by again .
Bella: well in eclipse , I was at La push and well he kissed me and I got dead angry and broke my knuckle . * quiet crying*
billy: you may now leave the diary room .
Bella : fucking hell , kill me please .
Jasper : my pleasure
Alice : jasper ! Not again remember what happened in New Moon .
Jasper: I – i-i – cant help it shes like a drug to me ! Mmmmmmmmmmmmhh! Drugs .
goes over to Bella and peels some skin off bella , grates it with a cheese grater and starts sniffing it . *
Alice : shit he's high , I thought Edward was the only one that gets high off bella .
To be continued
