AN: Well evilanimegenious has spoken, ideas have been given. So there is an idea from elvesknightren in here between Derek, Stiles and sleazeball. And of course the continuation of kortneyfpto for Danny&Lydia to spy on Stiles in his room. This story is no longer mine, clearly I have just taken every given idea and made them connected somehow. So, round of applause for these lovely people.

I gave up on writing Stiles drunk because I couldn't do it, so apologies for that. I also don't know what a hangover feels so this is all touch and go, hope and pray crap. I also want to apologize for the long wait. I'm attending college this fall so there was a lot of crap involved in that, I also spent most of the summer a little busy and that was after my writer's block which I get all the time. I'd say better late than never again, but honestly, I deserve to be scolded for taking so long. This will be the last chapter, however, since there were a few endgames thrown at me I'll be posting 'Optional' chapters with the pairing in the title so you can chose to read it. If you'd like a certain pairing feel free to ask or else it's not going to happen. Don't be shy every person in this story I would put together because I don't have a set in stone pairing I like, I like everyone together. It doesn't even have to be a two person little thing I will gladly end it on a three/four/everyone person thing. You just have to let me know. Now, go on, read.


"Derek, come on, it's a great idea." Lydia scoffs, glaring at the older man who just raises one eyebrow back at her, not moving Stiles off his lap and not growling. Lydia rolls her eyes at his attempt and he glares at Scott when the guy goes to wake his friend.

"It's one game of spin the bottle Derek, you can sit out if you don't want to kiss us." Stiles comes to with a snort at Scott's words, looking around the room and mumbling something that sounds like 'Kiss a machine?' but Lydia's not quite sure with the slur and the sleepiness attached to it. No one says a word, staring at him as he crawls a little more on Derek, mumbling and drifting back to sleep. It's still silent as they stare at the human who is getting glared at by the born werewolf while his sister snickers quietly in the middle of the room. Stiles jerks up again.

"Who's kissing us?" He asks, reaching for Scott and falling forward causing Scott, Lydia and Derek to try and keep him from hitting the floor. "I wanna kiss us."

"It's settled!" Lydia cheers, pulling her hands from Stiles' arm and waist to clap them together. "We're playing spin the bottle." Stiles cheers at her excitement and beams, before looking around and giving compliments to people. Derek rolls his eyes and lets go of Stiles who just slips to sit on the floor and drags Scott with him before maneuvering Cora somewhere else and pecking her on the forehead. He shifts Danny away from Ethan and stumbles Issac next to Allison before sitting down and asking if anyone had a bottle. Aiden sighs at Lydia's look, leaving the room to find one and Stiles tugs at Derek's pant leg, causing Derek to growl.

"No." He says, pulling his feet up on the bed, only for Stiles to turn and tug at his whole leg. "I'm not playing." He growls again, moving away from Stiles' tugs who glares at him and tugs again, a bit more forceful. Derek flashes blue eyes and Stiles huffs, rolling his own and moving on the bed to try and shove the muscular man off his bed. "I'll leave." By the time Aiden returns with a bottle and water everyone is snickering at Derek's bitch face as he sits next to Stiles who's happily chatting with Scott about this guy he danced with at Scandals, giggling every so often. Derek's glare deepens, Scott flushes, Lydia leans to smack Danny who gapes, Allison smiles, Issac laughs with Aiden, Ethan snorts and hides his smile behind his hand, Cora falls over holding back a laugh when Stiles tells Scott how big the guy was against him.

"What did I miss?" Aiden asks with a laugh before Stiles points where he has to sit, next to Issac who fills him in on how everyone was listening to Stiles' ramble about the several random guys he danced with.

"Can we just get this over with?" Derek snaps and Stiles pouts at him before poking him in between his eyebrows.

"Your eyebrows are frowning Derek," Stiles says, eyes staring at them as Scott tugs his friend a bit closer. "Wha's that saying, Allison?" He looks to Allison who raises a brow. "About loving smiles?"

"Smile, someone could be falling in love with your smile?" She questions back and he makes a content sound before nodding.

"Yeah, Derek and Derek's eyebrows. Someone could be falling in love with your smile." Before Stiles could reach up and maneuver Derek's mouth, Scott pulls him back down and shouts who should go first. Stiles pokes Scott who spins the bottle, landing it on Cora and causing Stiles to cheer. Cora spins and lands on Allison to which Issac and Scott stare a bit longer and harder than anyone else. Allison lands on Danny, who laughs and they exchange a quick kiss. Danny lands on Ethan and they kiss with Stiles' wolf whistling and then complimenting them. Ethan lands on Danny which causes Stiles to cackle loudly while Lydia protest quietly. Danny spins again and lands it on Stiles who grins and is quick to lean over and kiss his friend. "Thanks for taking me out." He says when he pulls away with the happiest look in his eyes. "The girls didn't think we were actually friends." He says and Danny smiles.

"It was fun, we should do it again." Stiles cheers quietly and spins the bottle. An awkward silence falls upon the group when it lands on Scott but Scott and Stiles just shrug. They decided if it landed on siblings they could spin again or peck on the cheek, since they figured it'd be uncomfortable. There was a moment where they expected both boys to jump out but Stiles just pounces at Scott and kisses him to which Cora and Lydia howl, clapping their hands together. Erica wolf-whistles and Issac blushes, ducking his head. Scott's laughing when his friend pulls away and licks a stripe up Scott's cheek. Scott wipes away the saliva left behind on his cheek before spinning and let out a small noise when it lands on Cora again but Stiles just cheers and elbows a grumpy-looking Derek. Cora spins it and it lands on Boyd, kissing him quickly when Erica let's out a small growl. Erica spins it, landing on Derek and smirks.

"Not the first time, huh?" She says and Stiles' eyes go wide.

"You two kissed!?" He all but squeals and then hits Derek on the nose, who growls at him but Stiles just points in his face. "Bad, Sourwolf, you don't kiss taken woman!"

"It was before Boyd and her dated." Issac clarifies. "Back when he first turned her." Stiles hits Derek's nose again.

"Bad, Sourwolf, you don't kiss underage girls." Derek lets out another growl and Erica stops Stiles from further scolding him by kissing Derek, to which Stiles and Lydia cheer before high-fiving each other and Stiles almost face plants but Scott tugs him back to sit down. Derek spins and it lands on Cora, causing Lydia, Erica, Allison, Danny and Ethan to all object and tell him to spin it again. Derek sighs and spins again and it lands on Cora again but the five of them and Aiden and Issac all tell him to spin again so Stiles tells him to werewolf spin it with a dead serious face. With a sigh he spins it a bit harder and everyone watches it go round and round and round. The anticipation now killing them as it starts to slow. Stiles let's out a groan and everyone looks to him. Scott's eyes go wide.

"I don't feel so good." He says and Scott drags him up and out of the room, everyone's eyes on them as they leaves the room before turning back to the slowing bottle, which finally stops. On the empty spot next to Derek. Everyone's jaws drop and they look to Derek.

"No, we're done." He says and moves himself back onto the bed. No one says anything as they move away.

"Danny," Lydia calls from her position on the floor where she's painting Cora's nails. "Truth or Dare?" Danny raises a brow but knows better and says Truth, causing the female to pout back at him before Cora asks about his ex. Lydia smacks her and says it was her turn.

"I'm just curious, sorry." She says and Lydia decides to let Danny answer it. By the time the friends come back from the bathroom, Aiden has two wets spots forming on his pants from ice cubes in his pocket, Issac has bright red lipstick on, Erica had a black streak in her hair, Cora's blushing from talking about her time in South America, and Ethan's in his boxers. He blinks at them before laughing.

"Hi, Ethan, you look amazing." Danny pulls Stiles and shoves him towards the bed, telling the drunk boy that was his boyfriend. "I would never steal your boyfriend Danny." He gasps but crawls up next to Derek and pokes his arm. "What are we doing?"

"They're playing Truth or Dare."

"Oooo, I wanna play!" Stiles cheers as Ethan dares Lydia to go to school with no make up and her hair only combed but not done up. Stiles leans really close to Derek who has half the mind to push the kid but doesn't. "I rigged the spin the bottle." He says and Derek turns to him, the words piquing his interest. Stiles looks a bit upset but he nods. "I wanted to make sure Cora and Scott kissed and I know how hard Scott spins the bottle, so I purposely put her there. It was bad." Derek raises his brows. "Where'd yours land anyhow?" He asks.

"Stiles!" Issac says and Stiles looks to the blond, grinning. "Truth or Dare?" Stiles narrows his eyes for a long time, everyone looks to him and Scott nudges him finally and Stiles nods.

"Dare." He says before laughing and clapping his hands near Derek's face who glares heavily at him. Scott slowly grabs the hands and stills them, moving Stiles away from the born werewolf.

"I dare you to..." Issac narrows his eyes and hums, there wasn't much he could think of for Stiles to do because he's pretty sure Stiles would have no issue doing any of this.

"Call the person you have a crush on and declare your undying love for them." Allison says with a grin, getting nods of approval from Ethan, Lydia and Danny.

"It's Issac's turn." Stiles scolds her, shaking his head. He pulls out his phone when the boy says that's what he should do. He narrows his eyes down at the screen for a while, stumbling off the bed and walking to hide in the corner. He skimmed through his contacts before he decided on one. He presses to call and pulls it to his ear, making sure the wolves couldn't pick up on the voice. "Sh. Sh." Stiles shushes whoever answers and the group gapes at him. "I know it's late, I know, I know but sh, sh listen. Listen." Erica lets out a snort, listening to Stiles ridiculous slurred voice. "I love you." He nods and smiles softly. "No, I love you. I've always loved you. You have really amazing eyes and sometimes..." Stiles sighs softly, shaking his head and grinning. "you do that thing with them and I love when you sometimes do that thing with your eyes." There's a pause as he listens to the person on the other end of the line. He hums in consideration. "Thank you, ma'am." Everyone's reaction goes from amused to confused at the words. He hangs up and pockets the phone, sliding to the floor.

"Who did you just call?" Scott asks him and Stiles shakes his head before shrugging.

"I'm not sure. I had the wrong number." Stiles looks really sad at the fact. "She was married." The entire room starts laughing at the poor boy who sniffs to himself. Scott sits next to him and promises it'll be okay. "I don't think I'll ever find anyone like her, Scott." Stiles says defeated and then claps his hand grinning. "My turn!" He grins as his eyes scan the room. "Scott, truth or dare." He leans in close to his friend. "pick dare." he hisses and Scott smiles.

"Dare." He gives into his best friend who cackles like he has the best dare in mind. He stops and puts his hands in front of him before he starts cackling again and it makes Scott laugh a bit even though he's much more nervous than before. "What? Come on."

"Okay, I dare you to switch clothes with Allison and be her for the rest of the night." Scott blinks at his friend before standing up. "Don't do it in here!" Stiles all but cries, hitting Scott's leg. "You let that woman get dressed in the bathroom!" Lydia and Erica snicker at the words and Scott gapes before leading Allison into the room. Stiles dozes off against the wall but when Allison and Scott come back, Stiles starts talking with Allison and snickering when Scott asks Ethan a question and the game continues on. A few rounds later Stiles announces he's going to be sick and throws his duct taped hands up.

"Alright, I got him." Scott helps up his buddy, muttering this time better not be a false alarm. Stiles grins at Scott and leans into his side before looking back at the group with a glare.

"No one disturb us!" He says with a snicker. "Allison and I would like to be alone." He laughs so loud the humans can hear him all the way into the bathroom until his laughter is cut off by dry heaving. The rest of the group goes back to their game, waiting for the return of Stiles and Scott.


Stiles wakes up in the bathroom, curled in the bathtub with Scott and groans and wakes up his friend. Scott blinks at him and smiles. He lifts his hands and makes a pathetic noise but it was enough for Scott who easily slices through the duct tape and gently pries it off of Stiles wrists. Stiles rubs at his eyes and the bridge of his nose from the pounding in his head.

"You wouldn't let me take it off earlier." Scott tells him and Stiles mumbles something that isn't entirely English back to him. The door slides open and Issac smiles softly.

"I've got some aspirin and water." Issac says, holding up both bottles. "You didn't have any so Allison and I ran out to get some this morning, Lydia and Cora are making breakfast and Danny's finding a movie to go to." Scott grabs the pills for him, Stiles sinks lower in the tub. "Well, uh...we'll be downstairs." Scott dumps a few into his hand and extends it to Stiles who snatches them up slowly and swallows them, grabbing a sip of water to follow.

"You wanna head downstairs?"

"I think I'm dying." Scott smiles and runs a hand through Stiles' hair who mumble and rests his head on his arms.

"You're hungover and they'll be quiet. I think they still feel bad." Stiles looks up at him.

"For what?" Stiles asks and Scott just grimaces at him, leaving the bathroom. "Wait Scott...for what?" Stiles pushes himself out of the tub and tries to follow, stopping at the sink to leave the water. He takes a gulp of it and places it on the sink before following after Scott. He makes it to the door before back peddling to the mirror and gaping. He traces his fingers along a bruise on the side of his face and narrows his eyes. For that. His brain supplies. He smirks and shakes his head before following after Scott. Scott was right, they were extra nice and quiet until Stiles felt slightly better. Aiden, Danny and Allison made sandwiches, Ethan and Issac got drinks, Lydia slipped a few extra pills and Derek shared his drink because no one helped him up when he face planted against his floor, instead they laughed. Even Derek hid his smile while Stiles just laid there, on the floor, on his face until he wiggled his hips and Scott realized he was going to get sick once again.


Step Eight: Dinner[It's not so much a step as is a shocking turn of events when they go out to eat.]

It's pretty late when the movie ends but Stiles is starving and a lot of the wolves agree, a few whines and mumbles about needing food. No one else really wants to object because they're pretty hungry as well, no one had eaten since that small lunch and maybe a few bags of popcorn between them. They all drive towards a diner only a few blocks away, a quick drive really. The talk is quite loud and random as they all discuss the movie and make jokes towards each other. Allison calls her father, Lydia texts her mother and Danny tells his parents he'll be home later. Scott's phone is dead so he asks Stiles to text his mother that they were going out to eat. It only takes a quick pat down for Stiles to groan about leaving his phone in the car.

"Here you can use mine." Come the offers from everyone but Stiles shakes his head in response.

"Thanks but I'll just run out and get it. I parked pretty close." Stiles smiles. "I'll be back in five minutes, you can count them." Stiles grins and jogs away from the table, muttering his drink to the table in case the waiter or waitress comes over to ask for their order. Eyes follow him out the door and Aiden ducks his head to see Stiles running over to his car. Stiles jogs towards his car, pausing at the door to dig for his keys. He groans in frustration as he searches his pockets. He hears a whistle and ignores it, eyes glancing around for any threat that he should've scoped out for before he relaxed. Sure, Beacon Hills wasn't dangerous in the human on human violence but he was just sitting at a diner table with several werewolves, a banshee and a hunter. Not exactly the safest friends for living in Beacon Hills. He unlocks his door and reaches for his phone.

"Damn babe, your ass is fine! Let me get those cakes!" Stiles almost jerks up at the words screamed at him but easily slides out of his car, phone still sitting safely in his car as he spins to stare at the man. He blinks at the man that approaches him with a smile that makes Stiles stomach turn as he makes a slightly disgusted face. He doesn't say anything but doesn't reach back into his car either, not while knowing this man was right behind him. He actually debates getting in his car and sitting there for a few minutes until the guy leaves or the pack comes out to get him because he said he's only be five minutes and surely they'd be counting. He doesn't exactly think this man dressed casually yet pretty decent would cause him any harm but he's not a hundred percent sure. "Turn around, let me see that."

"Uh..." He mutters, furrowing his brows. Now, he definitely was not turning around to get into his car. He bumps into it when he subconsciously takes a step back at the man's advances.

"Come on, young thing, you're out here by yourself, I'm out here by myself..." Stiles shakes his head and points to the restaurant.

"I uh...I'm with friends and a uh..."

"I can rock your world, baby." Stiles' eyes go wide. "All night until you forget your nam-" The guys stumbles down and Stiles jerks back, head snapping to look at an angry Derek. His brows furrowed in and his jaw clenched, fists by his side. "What the fuck!?" The guy cries out, holding his nose.

"You say something again I won't just punch you." Derek growls and Stiles blinks but watches the man wince as fear fills his eyes and he stands up, never releasing his nose as he hurries off in the opposite direction, looking back to them once. "Are you okay?" Stiles opens his mouth and almost shuts it a few times.

"He didn't touch me." Stiles defends quietly.

"Doesn't matter, get your phone and hurry up, everyone's waiting for us." Derek waits for Stiles to grab his phone and allows the teen to text both his father and Scott's mother before letting the young man lead him back to the restaurant. Stiles can still feel Derek fuming behind him and can't help but feel a little guilty. He had gone out there. "It's not your fault." Derek grunts and Stiles smirks, ducking his head to hide it. He's all too happy to explain the situation, making Derek seem much more like a hero than the born werewolf felt and Derek glares at him the whole time, even though his lips twist up at the swooning Stiles does when he pretends he was a damsel in distress. Lydia and Danny exchange a look, both tapping the exchange out on their phones to write into the notebook.


Step Nine: Stiles' House on a Normal Day.

This requires a lot more planning than either of them actually thought they'd spend on the boy but they take shifts keeping an eye on the house and grabbing coffee or food. Their phones are switched off and they've been asked not to be disturbed. Allison shows up a few minutes after the Sheriff leaves and crawls into the backseat with pasta and bread for them. Scott shows up sometime after she arrives and it's mainly an empty day, the two boys stay inside most of the time.

"That's a lot of people." Allison comments from the backseat as she reads the names and encounters.

"Trust me, I know." Lydia says and the brunette tilts her head.

"I don't get it." She says. "Like, clearly, there's some type of appeal, he's not ugly but I don't get it."

"I didn't either." Lydia and Danny say in sync and snap to look at each other accusingly. "You do find him attractive!" They gape at each other and then flush, letting it go while Allison snickers.

"This might just come back to bite you both in the ass." She warns them so Lydia tells her about the mall and while she takes a moment to act offended, she listens intently. Okay, she could see how Stiles would be a great boyfriend. Danny shows her a picture of Stiles all dressed up but a little flustered and lips parted. She could definitely see the appeal. She grumbles as she sits back. "Wait, wait, is that Erica...and Boyd?"

"Well we knew they came here to cuddle with him." Lydia replies to her friend, looking as they managed to sneak into Stiles window. A few minutes later a loud and not quite manly shriek came from the bedroom. The three of them snickered as the lights were flicked off and thought it was time to speed off. This was a waste of time. Lydia didn't waste her time objecting that this was a horrible plan because no one would come to Stiles' house without a reason.

"I think your boyfriend is scaling Stiles' wall." Allison mutters. "Don't ask me which, I could barely tell them apart in the daytime." Danny snorts but dials his boyfriend, wondering if it were Ethan who was creeping in through Stiles' window. When he gets confirmed that Aiden is, in fact, the one scaling Stiles' wall he tells Lydia. Lydia huffs and texts Aiden who doesn't respond. Once she sees Erica and Boyd leaving she furrows her brows angrily and slams the door shut, storming her way up to the door and pounding on it loudly. Allison and Danny hurry behind her, hissing at her. The door is pulled open to reveal a worried Stiles.

"What? What?!" He questions, looking between them. "Did something happen?" He asks them before throwing his head back. "Did something happen!?" He yells and Danny shakes his head.

"What happened with you? Aiden and you don't get along." Lydia says.

"Derek sent me." Aiden murmurs. "He didn't want to come over but he and Scott were worried. How did you even know I was here?" The three of them gape, looking towards each other for an answer while Stiles furrows his brow.

"Yeah, why are you guys here?" He questions. "It's late and you said you wanted to be alone."

"We did because we were..." Danny trails off and licks his teeth. They hadn't really planned on getting caught. Lydia takes the notebook from Allison's hands.

"We were privately investigating to see if you were attractive to people." She tells him with a smile and thrust the notebook at him. He takes it and looks at it, raising a single brow.

"You uh...?"

"That's why we lied to the werewolves about hunters being in the area, that's why we kept taking you out everywhere, that's why we are here now." Lydia admits. Stiles furrows his brows.

"You've been stalking me?" He questions.

"No. We've been privately investigating your life to figure out if you were attractive." Lydia says again and he raises his brow, asking her results. "Yes, Stiles, clearly, you are attractive but that's not all we learned. We also learned you are incredibly oblivious to any type of flirting that it is painful to watch sometimes. That everyone will eventually realize how so many people find you attractive. And I have no idea what is going on with this pack and it's relationships, including the several you've tried to set up." He nods at her.

"Yeah, that about covers it. That's all the proof in there." Danny mutters.

"How many of you were in on this?" Stiles questions and they tell them it was only the four of them while Aiden reads over Stiles' shoulder, making faces. "Huh. Okay." Stiles murmurs. "Well uh, this was...thanks? I'm going to...I'm going to sleep." He lets Aiden slip out and shakes his head. "Good night guys, I'll see you tomorrow." Stiles jogs up his stairs and looks at the first page.

'Step One: Grocery Shopping' is scribbled on the top of the page 'That poor checkout girl!' was written with words about how she was flirting with him. Lyla? Lyla didn't flirt with him. He continues to read about how she stuck out her chest and touched him, tried to keep eye contact and smiled flirtatiously at him. He rubs a hand down his face and shuts the notebook. He'll worry about it in the morning, when he had the energy to think about the fact two of his pack mates stalked him just to answer a simple five-worded question. He curls into bed and stares at the notebook. New questions running through his head, ones that he'd have to go about himself answering, either by reading that or taking it to certain people. Cause surely it wasn't just random people that thought he was attractive. He definitely hoped it wasn't just random people. He smiles into his pillow as he turned and lets out a small laugh. He was totally attractive.


AN: Hah. Hah. Look I got it up. Alright again you guys. This is technically the ending. For those of you that don't want any pairing. For those of you who do want pairings I cannot ask you enough please, please tell me which ones you'd like to see. Any combination of people. I'm not gonna fight you on it and I will see what I can do. Later today I will be posting the optional chapters(unless something happens) which I still have to write. I have two right now but if you want anymore I will be happy to write them.

All mistakes are my own. Apologies here.