So it's actually turning out that there's a tangible plot in this seemingly pointless story. Amazing.
And, if you may notice, the rating on this has gone up to T. 'Cause there's gonna be a lot more cursing… hehe.
"Sanji's Cupcakes"
Chapter Three – WIT DA SKILLZ!
"OY! LUFFY! Come out, you bastard!" Captain Joshu Wa Gorgy and his grouphad gone across town and now stood on the dock, looking up at the Going Merry. Looking all gangster.
The group consisting of Emily-ly, Captain Gorgy, Nate, Kyle, and Mike.
Oh, wait, never mind… Nate's dead.
The group of four hadwent through town, Joshu up front riding a llama. Conveniently enough, the four of them avoided the whole Straw Hat crew. Zoro and Sanji and gone off to gather the rest of the gang. Luffy was drooling over a meat shop, and Nami and Usopp were simply wandering.
But now, there four punks of the Crow 2 Yo stood before the Going Merry, looking fierce.
"OY! LUFFY!"
"WHA-!" Lera woke up sharply, sitting up straight. "ZORO, THE HAMSTERS HAVE GUNS!"
Sarah sat up as well, screaming. "THE POCKY TOOK MY SANJI!"
"Huh?" They said at the same time, looking at each other before standing.
"I heard someone yelling…" said Lera, looking around, then out onto the harbor. "Oh, hey, look, it's some weird looking people!"
"Really!" Sarah ran to the railing as well, then waved. "HIIII!"
"Hello! Giraffes are after your soul!" Lera waved as well, grinning cheerfully.
Emily-ly, Kyle, and Mike waved back. "HI!"
Gorgy, after noticing what his crew was doing, gave each of them a kick in the ass before turning back to the ship, his yellow swashbuckler boots shining brightly in the afternoon sun. His Icky Stick was attached to his llama, who he fondly called Hesatdownon. Instead of using the Icky Stick, he simply pointed up at Lera and Sarah. "I demand the rubber man! Where the hell is he?"
"Hmm, Luffy, you mean? Oh, by the way, nice hair." Lera smirked, snickering.
"Grr…" Joshu's eyes narrowed as he glared at her, his temper becoming shorter by the second.
Sarah grinned as well. "No, Luffy's gone, there's only us here."
"Why, do you want to like… kill him and the Straw Hat crew or something?"
"Yeah, like Saaahhhnjii. Bitch." Kyle piped up from behind Joshu, dodging nimbly out of the way of his Captain's fist.
"Grr, yes, I'm going to lay the smack down on those punks!" Joshu waved his fist up at them instead.
"Dude, you're not cool." Ler-hah shook her head.
"NUUU! SANJI!" Sarah squealed in distress.
A maniacal grin lit his face. "Why, are you going to stand in my way?"
Lera matched his grin perfectly, drawing the two katanas that still hung from her hips. "Damn straight. Right Sarah?" She nudged her friend beside her.
"Huh? Oh… um… yeah, sure, whatever." Sarah shrugged.
Joshu smirked as his crew took up fighting positions behind him. "So who are you to challenge the Gangster Crew?"
"I'm Lera, and this is Sarah."
"Hey, your name's rhyme!" Mike grinned, pointing at them.
As both girls rolled their eyes, Sarah pointed at him. "I'm killing him, 'kay?"
"IT'S GO TIME!" Lera jumped up, all ninja-like.
"RAH!" Sarah took up a fighting position, then a sudden bolt of lightning flew from her clenched fists, flying straight at Mike, who yelled in pain and fell over.
"Duuude…." Everyone stared from Mike to Sarah, but Lera spoke first.
"Sarah… what was that?"
"Woah…" Sarah looked at her hand, then at Lera. "It was like... frickin' electricity!"
Lera was getting so excited that she hardly seemed to notice that she was now hovering a foot in the air.
"LERA! Holy fluffin' crap!" She pointed at the distance between her friend's feet and the floor of the ship deck.
"HOLY CRAP!" Ler-hah finally noticed the floating thing and slowly lowered herself. All the while, Joshu and the rest were getting impatient. But for the sake of this fanfic, they can wait. Those poopaws.
"Sarah, what the pocky is going on?" Slowly, she lowered back down to solid ground. "I'm floating, and you're spitting out electricity… no, wait a second… remember when we were falling?"
"Uh… yeah…?" There were sparks randomly flicking from her fingers.
"We fell through these images of Devil fruit! And then we couldn't swim, remember?"
"Oh yeah…"
"WE GOTS POWERS!"
"WOO!
After a few seconds of dancing around, they returned to their "Fierce, I'm about to kick yo' ass" looks.
Joshu looked up from his sitting position where the group had settled down to play the"Go Gold Roger" game. "Done?"
"Yeah, thanks for waiting." Lera said, nodding.
"Right. We were saying?" He stood, as well as the other three. Mike was out for the count.
"Um… POOPAW YAOI MARSHMALLOWS!" Lera and Sarah yelled. Sarah jumped down to the deck, electricity buzzing from her fingers, while Joshu ran up onto the ship, where Lera was waiting with a wide smirk on her face.
"What, no weapons?"
"Oh, I have weapons…" Grinning manically once more, he held out his arms. From his sleeves flew out a pair set of machetes.
"It's go time." Lera smirked, rising up again with her two katanas ready.
Sarah, meanwhile, was running around on the dock and beating the crap out of Kyle, as Emily-ly was standing off to the side, eating cookies again and reading Demon Ororon.
"EMILY-LY! Why aren't you… OW!... helping?" Kyle ran by her, receiving a shock in the ass. Sarah was chasing after him, cackling insanely.
"GNAAASSSHHHH! BENTO BEAT BOX ATTACK!"
Emily-ly shrugged. "I don't believe in fighting."
Lera and Joshu, up on the deck, were a mere blur as they flew at each other with their duel-wielding skillz.
"RAH!" Sarah clapped her hands, a huge bolt of electricity flying into Kyle, who, after yelling "Bitch!", fell over, unconscious and mildly sizzling.
Emily-ly blinked. "Huh? What the crap?"
"RAHHH!" The insane Sar-hah sent out another bolt of electricity before the last crew member could make a move.
"Not cool… yo.." Emily-ly fell over, the cookie falling over as well, as they both passed out. That poor cookie never stood a chance.
Sarah began dancing around and singing her victory song. "I'm on fire, and I don't think I'm ready, to bust a move… check it out, I'm rocking steady, GO!"
Ler-hah was still busy trying to kick Gorgy's ass, but she finally managed to get in a kick by floating up extra high. Her foot smashed against his head and Gorgy proceeded to fly into the railing of the Going Merry, losing consciousness as he did so.
Blinking, she sheathed her swords silently as she floated back down. Frowning at the Captain's still, but breathing figure, she proceeded to glare down at the two deep scratches on her arms that Gorgy had managed to inflict on her. With a sigh, Lera sat down on the railing a bit away from Captain Joshu Wa Gorgy, looking down at Sarah, who was still singing and dancing around.
"Yo… what happened here?" Sanji came onto the harbor, followed by the whole crew.
"Looks like a battle occurred here." Zoro frowned, looking around
"WOAH! Can't believe we missed it!" Luffy yelled, not mentioning meat for once.
"Man…" said Nami, inspecting Kyle's body.
"Ahhh! it's the Gangster Crew!" Usopp cried, then screamed as the llama Hesatdownon went "Irish Punk, baaahh." at him.
Sanji silently kicked the llama up into the air, sending itback into town before looking at Sarah. "Sarah-san, my love!" He ran forward, his arms extended as he hoped to hug her.
"Sanji!" Sarah stopped in mid-song, squealing as she met Sanji in the middle of his path and they both hugged like a Sanji and a Sarah would.
Zoro, Usopp, Nami, and Luffy left thetwo crew members on the port as they went up onto the Going Merry, where Lera was still sitting on the railing and grinning. She didn't seem to notice that the cuts on her arms were deeper than she thought as the blood dripped slowly down her arm into the water below. "Hey, guys. Took you long enough, we already beat these guys... eh, who are they, by the way?"
Nami was rolling Captain Gorgy's body off the ship. "The Gangster crew. Led by this guy, Captain Joshu Wa Gorgy."
Usopp looked confused. "But how did you beat him? How did Sarah beat them?"
"We've got Devil fruit powers!" Lera beamed. "I think mine's the Float-Float... or floating fruit. And Sarah's got like, electricity. So I guess it's the Shock-Shock fruit or something."
Zoro raised an eyebrow in disbelief. "And you fought this guy yourself?"
"Two katanas against two friggin' machetes, but yeah, I fought him. And kicked his ASS!" She pumped the air with victory, splattering blood around.
"Woah! You're bleeding!" Luffy pointed out, grinning widely.
"I am…" She lowered her arm, holding them out in front of her in shock. "He got me… dang deeper than I thought."
"Here, I'll get that for you..." Zoro moved forward, taking a spare bandana out of his back pocket and ripping it in half.
She bit her lip to stop squealing as he took her arm in his hands and began to wrap the wound. She managed to restrain herself to a squeak, but decided to take her mind off it even more by not looking at the green-haired man before her, but instead down at the harbor, where Sarah was now trying to reach Sanji the words to "The Future Freaks Me Out"
"Ok, it's.. 'I'm on fire, and I don't think I'm ready…' "
"I'm on fire… wait, but Sarah, my love, why am I not ready?"
"Dude, it's a song, c'mon!"
Lera giggled softly, turning back to Zoro, who had begun on her other arm. She squeaked again, then looked over at Usopp, who was yelling at the two below. "Yo! You better get up here, it's getting crowded on the harbor again!"
With insane laughs, Sanji and Sarah skipped up on deck, singing the first chorus of "The Future Freaks Me Out" over and over. Because that was the only part that Sanji remembered.
"I'm on fire, and Sanji thinks he's ready! To bust a move! Check it out, we're rockin' steady, GO!"
"Done." Zoro said, meanwhile, stepping back and flashing a grin at Lera, who wiggled her arms around in experiment.
"Oh, wow, thanks, Zoro…"
"No problem…" He shrugged, watching as Lera jumped off the railing and they both walked over to Sarah and Sanji. Nami quickly approached them and looked the two girls over.
"Okay, you guys, we really need to change your outfits…" Nami stood with her hands on her hips, tilting her head as she looked at the pair of them.
"We know… we tried before to get new clothes, but that didn't work out too well…"
"I got to knock out some dude, though!"
"I'll let you borrow some of my clothes, then." The only female member of the Going Merry grinned and grabbed Lera's and Sarah's hands, dragging them away from Sanji and Zoro and heading below deck.
Once they arrived at Nami's quarters, she pointed to her closet. "Pick out anything you want, just come back up once you're done, alright?"
" 'Kay." Both girls replied, staring at the closet. Once they were certain that Nami was gone, they darted out of the room, running straight to the boy's quarters. Once they returned to Nami's room, they looked quite different.
Sarah was wearing a black suit with a blue shirt underneath. It seemed way, way too big for her. "Look, I'm wearing Sanji's clothes!"
Lera was hopping up and down, giggling and wearing black pants, a green sash, and a white shirt. She also stole a bandana and now wore it on her head as well. "I'm Sash Man!"
They hopped around for a little while, singing the One Piece theme and squealing. Finally, Sarah controlled herself. "Okay, we have to put on some normal clothes, let's go put these back…"
"Right."
They shuffled out, returning the clothes to their rightful owners and returning to Nami's room. They poked through the pirate girl's clothes, frowning. "Dude, I don't wanna wear whore clothes…"
"I guess this is good… I'll be right back." Sarah grabbed a bundle of clothes and went out to change in a different room, while Lera stayed in Nami's room and chose an outfit for herself.
In minutes, they met up in the hallway and looked each other over.
Sarah had on a pale turquoise tank top dress which went a little above her knees. A brown belt secured it at the waist. She also had on striped purple and black knee-high socks, along with black commandoboots. The girl had also apparently tried to brush her hair in a Sanji style. She grinned, putting an eye patch around her neck that was shaped like apale pink heart. "What do you think?"
"Looks good." Lera grinned, fixing on a light blue patch in the shape of a spade. She still had on Zoro's pants with her second pair of black converse shoes, along with a short green skirt on top of that. As a top, she wore a gray shirt with "UCCP" written on it. Her long, wavy and curly hair was down and a black sash tied back part of it, while she still let her bangs fall over her face.
"We're ready! Yaoi power up!" The girls jumped around a little more before rushing out onto the deck again, where the whole Straw Hat crew looked up in surprise. Luffy's mouth opened wide. "Wow! You guys look really different!"
Nami grinned. "Yeah, well… it was my idea."
Usopp didn't seem to notice, he was guarding the still unconscious Gangster Crew.
Sanji was doingsome kind ofwiggly dance, his one shown eye once again replaced with a pink heart. "You two ladies look very beautiful!"
Zoro grinned, leaning back against the railing. "As long as you won't stand out now, it's fine by me."
The two girls squealed for a moment, then Sarah suddenly started choking. Collapsing to the floor, she startledcurling up and twitching.
The whole crew gasped. "Sarah!"
Lera fell to Sarah's side, as did Sanji, who looked distressed. "Yo, what's wrong wid her?"
"I don't… Sarah, what's wrong?" She lowered her head to Sarah's face as she started to silently mouth something.
"Need… pencil… and paper… Sanji, I have one last request…" Sarah managed to choke out, shivering violently as she curled up tighter, a few weak sparks flying from her fingers.
"HOLY CRAP!" Lera dived over Sanji, floating swiftly towards their two book bags still in the corner of the deck while Sarah whispered to Sanji. Wrenching open Sarah's kuroneko book bag, the hazel-eyed girl pulled out a drawing notebook and pencil, swiftly floating back to Sarah and thrusting the two retrieved items into her friend's shaking hands.
Sanji had started spazzing as Sarah began foaming at the mouth. Slowly, the pencil in her hand moved and, on the paper, she drew herself as a chibi, glomping Sanji. As she progressed in her recovery, she proceeded to draw a chibi Lera glomping Zoro.
Taking a deep breath, Sarah fully sat up. "Phew. Good thing my mad drawing skillz saved me."
"You owe me."
"What…" Sanji looked from one grinning girl to another. "What just happened?"
"See, I haven't drawn anything in the past 24 hours. I kinda had mad drawing skillz withdrawal or something. I'm ok, now." She held up the sketch pad to show everyone the picture.
The crew was shocked. In fact, the crew was PWNED. WIT DA SKILLZ!
This was a perfect time for…
"I'm on fire." Sarah began.
"And I don't think I'm ready!" Lera grinned, joining in.
"To bust a move!"
"Check it out, I'm rocking steady, go!" The two sang together, then started humming the tune to the song.
"Betty won't stop listening to modern rock, HOW she hates to be alone…"
"I try to compensate her lack of love with coffeecakes, ice cream, and a bottle of ten dollar wine."
"She says hey!"
"I rock the Haro sport."
"I rock the cowgirl blues!"
"I rock too fast for love, I'm footloose in my Velcro shoes!"
"What's up with Will and Grace?"
"I don't get drum and bass."
"The future freaks me out!" They yelled together, then blinked as they noticed the ever familiar shocked silence.
Luffy suddenly popped up in their faces. "DO YOU HAVE MEAT!"
"AHHH!"
Sarah cowered behind Lera, who shook her head. "No, we don't. Sorry."
As Luffy whined and scampered away, Sanji continued to blink, as did Zoro.
Sarah poked her head out again. "So Sanji…"
"Eh? Yes, my delightful Sarah-san?"
"Will you make me cupcakes, Sanji?" Her eyes grew wide and pleading.
"Anything for you, my heavenly hot fudge Sundae!"
I couldn't think of a way to end this. So there ya go xD
