Chapter 3

At the crash site of Chinook 2

ZM HENSON keeps on firing with his anti-material rifle.

ZM HENSON: screw this whole bullshit! i was supposed enjoying this Christmas with my hot chicks! instead i had to stay with those assholes in a stupid foxhole! all of you, just fucking die!

火魂 and the rest can do nothing but scaring and staring at the very anger ZM HENSON.

a bunch of GLA rebels screaming and swarming at the Chinook 2 team.

ZM HENSON headshoted them one by one.

several terrorists brandishing their arms, rushing forward.

ZM HENSON headshoted them one by one.

a very drunken Jesus walked into the sight: Happy birthday to me ~ ~ wish me a happy birthday ~ ~ everyone, wish me a happy birthday ~ ~

ZM HENSON just headshoted him.

Rhine, wittman: holy shit! ZM HENSON killed Jesus!

LanceAnge, Lancelomeng, 火魂: you bastard!

ZM HENSON: nonsense! ...it's his fault for crossing my shot! one more word and you can spend the rest of your life at my chicken farm!

At the entrance of the base

the armor battalion, which mixed with mammoth tanks, apocalypse tanks and overlord tanks, leading by tank commander SOVIET's personal baneblade, marched through the gate.

SOVIET: full speed and roll out!

suddenly the baneblade take brakes, SOVIET's face is crashed onto the machine gun in the hull.

Germany the driver: how the hell the very first traffic light is red...

Near the crash site of Chinook 1

RAVAGE and his group managed to salvage a Humvee and driving it through the street

RAVAGE(on the phone): freaker1 to base, over.

DOOMLORD: base to freaker1, speak quickly, my battery is running down and the cheapskates all around the base refuses me to recharge at their socket!

RAVAGE: we are now in the Center Avenue, returning to base...

DOOMLORD: negative, report, negative. Chinook 2 crashed down on your 700 metres in the Northwest, rendezvous with them then proceed with the mission at the nearest supermarket. remember bring two boxes of milk for me!

RAVAGE: what the hell? it's supposed them to rescue us! i don't care about this suicide mission anymore, this christmas has been missed anyway, i am now moving towards the base!

DOOMLORD: yeah we missed this one, but don't forget the new year, the Spring Festival, boss's birthday ...

RAVAGE: fuck...wait a minute, what's going on ahead?

KKND took a brake.

the street was blocked by GLA barricades.

dressed in an SM uniform, holding a whip, SV (the one and only female on the forum) appears

SV: you idiots are actually pretty good for going this far...but it's ended here now! Oh Oh Oh ...

Several GLA soldiers carry out WILLII

SV: surrender now, or else!

WILLII (looking at SV lustfully): please allow me to be your pet...

RAVAGE and others take their rocket launchers together and blowed WILLII to pieces.

SV: oh my god they killed WILLII!

GLA soldiers: you bastard!

KKND and 琉蓝: hey that's our line!

On the other side of the city

Germany: strange...why i have the feeling that we're going round in circles? i'm pretty sure we been this red light district one hour ago! something wrong with the map?

SOVIET give him a look, grabbed the map, turned it upside down and flung back.

Germany: but i already did that...oops i was staring at my gameboy not the GPS! sorry...

(A/N: sorry but this is actually the last part of this old fic, since the plot has became so ridiculous i lost the will to continue...anyway, have a happy new year everyone!)