I don't own Twilight (unfortunately) but this story rocks! I suggest you read our other story: Bellanapping. Funny!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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Dr. Vampy dude: Hello, sweetheart.
yo yo mama!: Hello, honey bunch!
Dr. Vampy dude: I can't believe we got the kids out of chat!
yo yo mama!: Yes...now
it'snotwhatyouthink: Hem hem!
Dr. Vampy dude: Oh! Edward I didn't realize...
Eddy4life: It's ok Carlisle we were just logging off.
yo yo mama!: It's ok we were just leaving.
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Eddy4life: That was weird.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Tell me about it.
Eddy4life: Well now we got rid of Emmett.
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Eddy4life: Speak of the devil
it'snotwhatyouthink: and the devil shall come.
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shoppingishmyfuture: Hey, guys!
Eddy4life: No Alice I will not go shopping.
machonachoman: LIMA BEANS!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett, she's never going to fall for that...thanks, Alice. shakes head
Eddy4life: Fall for what?
machonachoman: LIMA BEANS!
Eddy4life: What?
machonachoman: Lima beans are attacking me!
Eddy4life: Um...killer lima beans?
machonachoman: YES!
shoppingishmyfuture: Lol, Emmett! Just say it already!
Eddy4life: what are you talking about?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella, don't.
machonachoman: Bella, save me! They're raping me!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella I told you. Next time just listen to me.
machonachoman: OH GOD!! Save me!! HELP! S.O.S.!
shoppingishmyfuture: I love that song!
machonachoman: That's not what I meant, Alice! Help!
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Ifeelyahman: What's so funny?
Eddy4life: You don't want to know.
machonachoman: HELP! CAN'T BREATHE!
it'snotwhatyouthink: You don't have to breathe, Emmett.
machonachoman: Oh. right. HELP!
shoppingishmyfuture: give it up, Emmett.
machonachoman: (sigh) fine.
Eddy4life: Alice, do you know when the sunrise will be?
shoppingishmyfuture: Let there be light!!
Eddy4life: Wow. I'm still not used to that. Right on time.
shoppingishmyfuture: Can we go shopping, now?
Eddy4life: NO!
in case you didn't know, Bella is a vampire in our hilarious story. Lima beans? Emmett is crazy!
