I don't own Twilight (unfortunately) but this story rocks! I suggest you read our other story: Bellanapping. Funny!

Screen Names:

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- myfutureishshopping

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

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Dr. Vampy dude: Hello, sweetheart.

yo yo mama!: Hello, honey bunch!

Dr. Vampy dude: I can't believe we got the kids out of chat!

yo yo mama!: Yes...now

it'snotwhatyouthink: Hem hem!

Dr. Vampy dude: Oh! Edward I didn't realize...

Eddy4life: It's ok Carlisle we were just logging off.

yo yo mama!: It's ok we were just leaving.

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Eddy4life: That was weird.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Tell me about it.

Eddy4life: Well now we got rid of Emmett.

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Eddy4life: Speak of the devil

it'snotwhatyouthink: and the devil shall come.

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shoppingishmyfuture: Hey, guys!

Eddy4life: No Alice I will not go shopping.

machonachoman: LIMA BEANS!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett, she's never going to fall for that...thanks, Alice. shakes head

Eddy4life: Fall for what?

machonachoman: LIMA BEANS!

Eddy4life: What?

machonachoman: Lima beans are attacking me!

Eddy4life: Um...killer lima beans?

machonachoman: YES!

shoppingishmyfuture: Lol, Emmett! Just say it already!

Eddy4life: what are you talking about?

it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella, don't.

machonachoman: Bella, save me! They're raping me!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella I told you. Next time just listen to me.

machonachoman: OH GOD!! Save me!! HELP! S.O.S.!

shoppingishmyfuture: I love that song!

machonachoman: That's not what I meant, Alice! Help!

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Ifeelyahman: What's so funny?

Eddy4life: You don't want to know.

machonachoman: HELP! CAN'T BREATHE!

it'snotwhatyouthink: You don't have to breathe, Emmett.

machonachoman: Oh. right. HELP!

shoppingishmyfuture: give it up, Emmett.

machonachoman: (sigh) fine.

Eddy4life: Alice, do you know when the sunrise will be?

shoppingishmyfuture: Let there be light!!

Eddy4life: Wow. I'm still not used to that. Right on time.

shoppingishmyfuture: Can we go shopping, now?

Eddy4life: NO!

in case you didn't know, Bella is a vampire in our hilarious story. Lima beans? Emmett is crazy!