I drag the boy by the hand for another ten minutes, before I start to get really tired. So tired, in fact, that I collapse on the ground, panting.

"Wah… Mysterious boy, carry on without me. I can't continue… I'm… dying…" The boy looks at me, rubbing his arm were I'd grabbed it.

"Really? Get up, uh… what was your name again?"

"Hiroko…" I whisper from my puddle of death.

"Well, Hiroko. I'm Haruhi. And I'm telling you that you are not dying. And what did you call me before?!"
"Uh… Mysterious boy?" He laughs.

"Actually, Hiroko, I'm a female." Duel mushroom clouds appear in my eyes as Haruhi blows my mind.

"A…g-girl?... But… you're so… boyish! With those clothes… And that hair cut… And those glasses…"

"Oi! What's wrong with my clothes?! And my hair?! And my glasses?! I'm not boyish!"

"It's just…. You're so… Weeeellllllll…flargestred."

"What was that?"

"You're kind… flat cefrlad"

"Come again?"

"Flat chested. "

"Hiroko!" Haruhi had a look of fury on her face. "Just because you're a D-cup, doesn't give you the liberty to make fun of my chest size!" She looks down at the aforementioned area. "But yeah… I see how I could be mistaken as a guy…"

"Don't be sad Haruhi!" I reassure. "It's okay! You can always get implants!" She sputters, and her face turns pink.

"Hiroko!" she shrieks. I scream and run away as Haruhi chases me. We ran, covering an entire wing of the school. I spotted a pair of ginger twins. They were incredibly good looking, and I almost stopped running to flirt, but thought better of it when I heard Haruhi shout my name again.

I continued until I tripped on a banana peel. For an awesome few yards, I stayed up right, and was skating across the tiled floors on one foot like a professional ice skater. For a few seconds, I thought I was going to escape Haruhi, but then the carpet started again and the peel caught on the edge, and my momentum carried me another couple yards through the air. Unfortunately, a few yards brought me to the wall at the end of the hallway.

I slammed my head into the inch thick metal lockers that lined every inch of the wall. They had to be thick to keep crooks out of the rich people lockers, and while they did the job well, it wasn't nearly as good as working as a cushion.

"Ungh..." Slowly, my vision goes dark.

Look at this beautiful House. _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡̡͌l̡̡̡̡͌l̡*̴̡̡̡ı̴̴̡̡̡͡|̲̲̲̲͡͡͡▫̲̲̲̲͡͡͡π̲̲̲̲͡͡͡▫̲̲̲͡͡|̴̡̡̡̡̡ı̴̡̡̡͌l̡̡̡̡._ You totally want to live in it.

When I wake up, I'm in a whole different hall, with Haruhi slumped over slightly in front of me. I groan, and rub my eyes, wincing as my head starts to pound.

"Urgh, what happened?" I groan. Haruhi stirs and cracks her eyes open. For a second, she freaks out. I suppose she forgot where she was, but she quickly gets over it.

"Well, you passed out after hitting the lockers; I tried to take you to the nurse. I guess it was too much for me and I fainted too." she shrugs.

"Well, now I can walk on my own. I'm gonna head to the nurse." I sigh. "Actually Haruhi, could you come with me? I might collapse, this hurts!" She starts to protest about missing too much class, but I look at her imploringly. She sighs. Huh. Haruhi's quite the sigher.

"Yeah, I'll come with you." Lucky for us, the nurse's office was just around the corner. Convenient.

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