Episode 3: Beethoven's Fifth
Hello again, alter freunds! Yes, I'm aware that it's been eighteen days. Don't worry though: I have a plan for how to keep up. It involves giving sugar to my sister...
Okay, so for this episode, we're moving towards a Halloween theme with Beethoven's Fifth. Yes, Beethoven. And Bach. And my father's creepy rock music. Okay, getting off topic. The performers will be some of the past leaders of the clans.
Oh, and there's a little poll at the end of this! Please vote, as it has something to do with a Halloween special.
Before the Halloween special, we'll have a nice little singing episode. A couple of Halloween songs have lyrics anyway.
Youtube Video: Beethoven's 5th Symphony
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Goldenheart has mysteriously been replaced. As has the light. As everyone files in, they are met by a mysterious brown tabby. Questioning looks are thrown around as Lionblaze sidles up to the podium and the cat.
"Where's Goldie?"
The cat glares at him with intense brown eyes before she opens her mouth.
"Well, excuse me! ! ! Someone doesn't have their manners today! ! ! One should really begin a conversation with a hello! ! !"
Lionblaze fell over backwards at the first yell. He is dragged away by a tabby tom and laid across the front seats.
"My name is Shriekjaw and I'm filling in for Goldie since she fell! ! !"
Amazed gasps and comments begin to flow freely.
"Shriek, I'm fine."
Goldie stumbles in with a pair of crutches. Everyone applauds her as the tom helps her sit in the director's chair just behind the camera.
"Then why did you call me to fill in? !" Shriekjaw shouts, making the front row of cats fall backwards.
Goldie glares at her incredulously and gestures at her broken leg.
"Oh!" Shriekjaw declares. Goldie covers her ears.
"Just introduce our performers and try not to make us all go deaf!" Goldie shouts while the camera cats begin to hand out earplugs.
"Okay!" Shriekjaw turns to the podium, shuffles some papers, and clears her throat.
"Today our performers will be Bluestar, Leopardstar, Nightstar, Tallstar, Pinestar, Crookedstar, Sunstar, and Raggedstar! ! ! They'll be performing Beethoven's Fifth by Ludwig van Beethoven! ! !"
Everyone is now temporarily deaf except for those who got the earplugs first. Shriekjaw, not noticing this, picks up her podium and gets offstage. Goldie has a chair brought in for her and gestures to the camera cat to cue the commercial.
Fade Out
Bluestar is now standing before the 'Shiny' with nothing but a wooden shield. The camera sits on its tripod.
Bluestar uncertainly inches forward and touches the camera. Nothing happens. She touches it again and nothing happens. In confusion, she puts down the shield.
Zzzt!
Bluestar screeches and grabs a baseball bat from offstage. She swings it and hits the camera into the corner. Bluestar advances, screeching her head off, and smashes it...again...and again...and again...and again.
A reddish tom in the corner watches curiously. He turns to someone in the hallway and asks, "Should we stop her?"
"Yeah," someone responds. The reddish tom nods and walks in, grabs Bluestar's waist, and tosses her over his shoulder. As the tom and Bluestar walk down the hall towards the theater, Bluestar's screams of, "It shocked me! It shocked me!" are heard again and again.
Fade In
Back in the theater, amid Bluestar's incessant screeches, Shriekjaw is trying to give a lecture to Dovewing. Guess how well that's turning out?
"Hello and welcome back to Tailed and Talented! ! !" she shrieks. "When we last left our cats, they were about to play Beethoven's Fifth! ! ! And hit the lights! ! !"
The lights go down immediately and a spotlight shines down on the eight cats and the song begins.
When it's over, everyone gives a sort of confused applause. The cats, who played correctly but played a sort of jazzy version (which may or may not be real), take a bow. Shriekjaw stands and announces, "Two out of four! ! ! Sorry, guys, but that was not the correct Beethoven's Fifth! ! ! But give 'em a hand anyway! ! !"
Unfortunately, this was all relayed through a bullhorn.
"What did she say? !" Ivypool shouts.
"I think she said to give them a pan!" Dovewing answers.
Someone throws a frying pan, which the reddish tom catches.
Goldenheart sighs as things dissolve into chaos. The camera team, security team, and Shriekjaw are all dodging and catching frying pans. Bluestar grabs her baseball bat and runs into the audience, randomly striking cats who stand in her way.
Goldie turns to the only camera and yells over the din: "Thanks for watching Tailed and Talented!" And then she gets hit by a frying pan.
Performers: Bluestar, Leopardstar, Nightstar, Tallstar, Pinestar, Crookedstar, Sunstar, Raggedstar
Performance Type: Instrumental Music
Beethoven's Fifth Symphony
by
Ludwig van Beethoven
Host: Shriekjaw by Bluepatch
And here is the poll! Episode six will be an episode with the hosts singing. Episode seven will be a Halloween special with ghost stories. So, here's what I need you to do. If you want to sing a song, give me the name. First come, first served. Only the first four get spots! Echo, I've got yours. And for episode seven, tell me whether or not you would like that. If you don't I'll figure something else out.
Thanks for reading and review!
