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Naruto Uzumaki: Demon King

Chapter Three

Team Mates, again.

Naruto stretched as he awoke, he reached to the side of his bed, searching for the breakfast Delia usually had waiting for him. When he found nothing he opened his eyes and looked around. He realised where he was and sighed sadly 'That is right, I am twelve again' he thought before hearing someone knocking on the door.

Once he was dressed in his usual orange and blue garb, he walked to the door and opened it "Iruka-sensei" he said happily as he noticed the man holding two bags.

"Hey Naruto, I have the stuff you wanted" he said smiling as he walked into the apartment "Wow Naruto, this is a lot more tidy than the last time I was here" Iruka was looking around at the apartment, things were put up and the usual twenty or thirty cups of instant ramen were no where to be found.

"Well when I came home I thought it looked a little bad so I started to straighten up" he laughed "Before long, the entire apartment was clean"

Iruka chuckled and set the bags down and sat on the couch "I don't see what you can do with those heavy weights, they are past your age limit" he looked at his former student as he pulled the weights out and looked at them.

Naruto shook his head "These are great, they will help me become stronger and faster" he set the weights back down into the bag "So can you tell me what team I will be on?" he grinned, already knowing what team he would be placed on.

Shaking his head, the scarred man stood up "I can't do that, if you knew, you might try to get me to put you on a different team" he walked toward the door "You will find out when you get to the academy" he waved and walked out.

The blond sighed as he walked to the bathroom, taking a shower, while feeling good and getting himself clean, it was also a good way to train with his chakra. As the warm water ran over his skin, he would move his chakra from his head, through the shower water and to his feet. When it reached his feet, he would move it back up the water on his body. All in a straight line.

Sometimes, he would preform some minor water jutsu to make the water swirl on his skin, making it harder to move his chakra in a straight line. He turned off the water and stepped out, now not being as naive as he was when he was originally this age, he was able to note that he was actually well endowed in his male region.

He could guess that when flaccid, he was around nine inches. When erect, he could guess what the size was. Originally he thought that it was because of the Kyuubi that he was larger than normal twelve year olds. But now, it could be because of who he was. But maybe he was just a well endowed guy.

Preforming a few handseals, he used a jutsu he had found out in the scrolls to dry himself. It was an unnamed one but it used something like fire and wind to do it. But the challenge was keeping enough fire that it would warm the air, but not burn him, at the same time using wind enough to move the air but not make the fire stronger.

Naruto had learned all of this from trial and error. He was glad for his quick healing abilities, or he would have been badly burnt. He chuckled to himself as he remembered times he had a jutsu blow up in his face. He began to get dressed.

First he put the weights on his arms and legs, noting that they were very heavy for this young body of his; that would work, his strength was lousy at this age, which was one of the reasons he had preferred learning jutsu to anything else. Even though he had trained to make himself stronger, without the proper weights, he wouldn't get much stronger.

Of course, this was because of all of the weight shops not wanting to sell him any good weights, they always gave him little weights that didn't do anything, they always lied and said that maybe he was just to strong for any of the weights they had.

Like an idiot, he believed them, not knowing that they had been conning him out of his hard earned money.

As he slipped on his black clothing, he also thought about the other shops. The clothing shops sold him clothing, but only the orange and blue jumpsuits. Not only that, the clothes he had were always two or three sizes too small.

Naruto noted that his new clothes fit perfectly, they weren't too hot and allowed him to move perfectly. He found that his black pants and shirt were heavier than usual. Taking a closer look showed that the shirt and pants were made of tougher clothing and wouldn't tear easily.

"Thank you, Iruka-sensei" he said softly as he walked out the door and toward the academy. On his way, he noticed a few things.

People looked at him in surprise than the usual hate he normally got. He was even surprised, was it because of his new attire, or maybe the more confident way he walked. He rubbed his head nonchalantly, making sure he hadn't let his fox parts out.

He shrugged as he walked into the academy, it was a little better than their hate looks. He walked in and got similar looks as before. Everyone looked at him, he noticed a few girls face's turn red slightly.

'Weird' he thought 'Maybe it is the clothes, I guess because I am not wearing all of that bright clothing, my natural features are more enhanced' he took his seat next to Sakura and smiled "Hey Sakura-san" he said.

Instead of hitting him for talking to her, or just ignoring him, she turned slightly red and whispered back to him "Hey, Naruto"

This dumbfounded him, usually she acted mean and...well, bitchy. Now she was as shy as Hinata? When he thought of the Hyuuga, he looked over to her, he had found out she liked him and even dated her for a little while after he had released the Kyuubi.

They had grown close but never went further than that. He had always wished that he had gotten to know her better, now he had that chance. Of course, he had a lot of girls he had the chance to talk to.

He smiled, he could now save a few people from dieing, such as Sarutobi, Haku, maybe even Zabuza. That girl Tayuya of the Sound Four, she was cute too. He had a lot of planning, there were eight other demons to find and get together with. Gaara would be the first, mostly because he would be coming there for the chunin exams.

But then that came back to Sarutobi, he needed to stop Orochimaru from ever attacking the place. Of course, it would be useless to try and convince them of it. But maybe if he...hid the village from the snake sanin.

It was possible to do so, but he would need a very powerful Genjutsu or Shadow Jutsu. Naruto sighed, he would figure it all out later. He had a couple of months before the Chunin Exam, and one month after the first two.

The thought of the second exam brought him to the curse seal and then to Anko. She was good in bed. He felt his face flush with heat and shook his head clear of the image of a naked Anko.

Iruka walked in at that moment and looked at all of them, he then began his speech and naming of the teams and senseis.

Tuning him out, Naruto began to think of the other demon containers. He knew of Gaara and Killer Bee, but of the others, he had no ideas of who the people were, they had died before he could meet them, but if they were going to take care of Akatsuki, he would need all eight of them.

He knew where he could find them all and would get permission from the Hokage after the Wave mission to go and search for them. He would go in order, starting with Gaara and ending with Killer Bee.

Finally having a plan, Naruto sat back to wait for his new sensei...again.

Three hours later.

Sakura was fuming "What kind of sensei doesn't show up when he is supposed to!?"

Sasuke looked away with his normal scowl "Hn" he said, this caused Sakura to swoon over him. Naruto never got what was up with all of the girls, he treated them like they didn't exist and they fell head over heels for him.

He figured it was just peer pressure, one group of girls liked him and this caused other girls to go after him. He knew for a fact that Ino had only liked him because everyone else did, and Sakura was the same way.

Shrugging, he turned his head to the door and counted down to one. At one, Kakashi walked in, since Naruto wasn't acting the prankster, he didn't have the eraser fall on his head. Though he angered Naruto with his line of how he didn't like them.

'So it hadn't been my prank, he just said that because he wanted to' Naruto huffed "You are one to talk, I don't like you much either" he grinned "A sensei who can't even show up on time, how lazy"

Kakashi looked at him, somewhat surprised he had said that with such a cool tone "Meet me on the roof in ten minutes" he said and vanished.

Naruto chuckled "Anyone want to take a nap?" he laughed and vanished as well.

Sakura and Sasuke blinked, when had Naruto learned that? A day ago he hadn't even been able to preform a clone right. Now he was able to shunshin, something even the Uchiha couldn't do?

While these two tried to figure it out and make the long walk up the stairs. Naruto was actually there before Kakashi.

"Naruto?" the silver haired man asked "How did you get here so fast?"

The boy in question smiled and waved his finger "A lot of practice" he said chuckling. He turned toward the man "Now we wait for the other two" he walked up to him and bumped into him with his shoulder.

A few minutes later, Sakura and Sasuke showed up and Kakashi began introductions, starting with Naruto.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki" he paused "Yeah, that is all you are going to know about me for now"

Sakura tried to hit him, which he just took in the head, not even looking hurt 'You are three years too young to hurt me now' he thought with an amused smile.

She huffed and went about telling about herself and Sasuke gave a vague telling of who he was. Kakashi was still amazed at Naruto's introduction, it had been about the same thing he was going to say when they asked him about himself.

When he did, Sakura was upset with him too "Meet me at training ground seven" he said "And don't eat anything for breakfast, you'll just throw it up" he vanished.

"Alright" the blond said "Be sure to have a big breakfast" he said "Because I don't care what he said, I am not doing any training without a full stomach" and vanished before they could say anything.

In the end, they just concluded that the boy was an idiot and would be of no help the next day. Though both planned to eat a small breakfast.

The Next Day

"One thousand sixty six, one thousand sixty seven, one thousand sixty eight..."

Sasuke and Sakura blinked as they watched the boy, wearing only black pants, continued with his one handed push ups. He had told them about his weights and had begun to excorsize. Sakura, despite herself, couldn't help take in the blond's body. She hated to admit it, but he looked good. His body was well muscled and he even had a tan.

She was wondering why she had never noticed this about him before. Sasuke was wondering how the dead last was so much better than him.

While this was going on, Kakashi showed up and looked at all of them "Listen up" he said "I am going to test you" he said "You have to get these...?" he paused feeling around his waist.

"..Two bells?" Naruto asked holding up the two silver bells as they jangled in the gentle breeze. Kakashi looked at them and his one visible eye widened.

Flashback

Naruto bumped into him with his shoulder, at the same time, his fingers quickly took the bells without making a noise.

End Flashback

Tossing them to his sensei, the boy sat down to wait for him to explain the test. When he finished, Naruto smiled "So in other words, we have to work as a team to get two bells, even though there are three of us? One of us would be left behind and that person wouldn't get to eat lunch" he watched as his team mates stared at Kakashi.

"Then you would leave us, saying 'Now don't feed them your lunch' and then, one of us would have fed them anyway and you would have jumped out and told us all that we passed, I take it we pass now?"

Kakashi nodded dumbly, this kid had just taken his entire test and pulled it apart. He sighed and shook his head "Alright, Team Seven will start missions tomorrow" he grumbled as he turned and walked away.

Both of his team mates were amazed at Naruto's brilliance "Naruto" Sasuke said "I am treating you to ramen"

"Alright!" Naruto said as he and his pink haired team mate followed the Uchiha "I hope you brought a lot of money" he laughed.


Chapter three is up. I am really glad everyone likes my writing. I never thought I was a good writer.

I wonder why everyone likes Anko so much? Also, Delia and Hana are going to be in the harem list along with Tenten,Temari, Ino, and Sakura.

Hinata: 6

Ayame: 2

Anko: 7

FemHaku: 5

Tayuya: 3

Yugito: 7

Tsume: 6

Delia: 6

Hana: 1

TenTen: 2

Temari: 3

Ino: 2

Sakura: 1

Alright! Look at that Anko and Yugito are tied for first, Tsume, Hinata, and Delia for second, Haku in third. I wonder what it is about Yugito, Anko, and Tsume that everyone likes? I know they are older, at least Tsume and Anko are. I think I understand Haku.

Now, I am going to have Haku join him in wave, she just might not love him until after the first girl gets started, unless she is the first girl.

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