I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M GIVING YOU THIS STORY.
I'd like to say before I begin this story, that it really hurts when an author does his hardest for a story, and doesn't get many reviews, it hurts a lot. Guys and girls just because now there's Reader Traffic doesn't mean you don't have to review anymore, on the contrary it shows that you really do care about the story if you review, so please press that blue button at the end of this page on the Left Side corner. We now return to Brawl to Challenge.
R.O.B dragged Shadow to the four friends table.
" Hey Shadow, some pretty impressive fighting you did at R.O.B's event." Bellowed the hero of Hyrule
" Leave me alone." Screamed Shadow
" My, my touchy." Laughed R.O.B
" Hey guys, while you're torturing Shadow, I'll go check out dorm lists." Said Pit
" Good idea, hey what are dorms?"
" Well, dorms are floors of rooms where people reside, in each room people usually get roommates. However, here in Super Smash Bros. we each get our own room. Dorms participate in events together to gain points for each individual member, but it's an event of teamwork so we've got to work together. So, I'm going to check out everybody here is sharing a dorm with."
Thus said Pit walked over to a bulletin board, and looked over at it for their names,
" Wow!" exclaimed Pit as he hurried over to tell good news to his friends, when he saw Samus Aran again. He went into daydream mode, before breaking out of it. He hurried to his friends' table,
" Guys, a miracle has happened, all of us are in the same dorm, even Shadow!"
" What you've got to be kidding me!" screeched Shadow (who was still being tortured by Ranma, Link, and R.O.B)
At a precise moment of time, an intercom turned on,
" All people go to your dorms! Either Crazy Hand or me will be checking on you, if you are not there, you will be expelled from Challenge, Go, Now!"
" You got to lead us to our rooms." Exclaimed Link
" Nothing easier!"
Pits lead them through the stairs to lead them to their dorm, which was on the top floor,
" Coolidge 2, that's our dorm." Said Ranma when they arrived
" So what do we do for rooms?" asked R.O.B as they entered their dorm, they all thought about it for a moment before Pit announced
" Free-for-all!"
As it ended up this is how it came, Room number 1: Link, Room Number 2: R.O.B. Room number three was actually the attic, Pit was the tenant. Room Number 4: Shadow, Room Number 5: Ranma, Room Number 6: The Kitchen, Room Number 7: Game Room, Room Number 8: Lounge, Room Number 9: Library, Room Number 10: Private Brawl Room. You are probably wondering why they got a lounge, kitchen, library, and game room. Well so are they. Everybody got settled in their rooms, Pit snuck out of his room and into Shadow's, Shadow when he saw him, grunted,
" I'd just like to say sorry on behalf of me and my friends."
" Well, then you can go."
" Why are you always so angry?"
" It's just because…leave me alone."
" Look, if you're just going to shut yourself out from everybody else, you're going to dry into nothing, I tried it once, and I heavily regret it now, Friends?" he asked while holding out his hand, Shadow hesitated a while before putting his paw in Pit's hand,
" Friends."
At that moment, Master Hand shouted,
"
Everybody in the lounge, NOW."
Pit and Shadow left the room to
go to the lounge. When everybody was there, Master Hand started to
talk,
" You are probably wondering why you have a Private Brawl Room, a kitchen, lounge, library, a game room, free wifi, complete assurance that Crazy Hand will never visit you, balconies and bigger rooms. Well, it's a tradition, that whoever wins last year's tournament gets to be with his friends, no matter how recent, in a dorm with special privileges, well that's all, bye."
" Not-a quite." Laughed a very familiar Italian voice,
" Mario." Shouted R.O.B, Pit, and Link
" Yes it's a me, and I picked up a little interesting toy by the way." He said pulling out a darkness gun, except it was green, the Prankster Three gasped when they saw it. Mario started to randomly shoot in all directions. Due to R.O.B's Rule of Smash Mansion Physics (Rule 29: If somebody starts randomly shooting at people, somebody will be shot.), somebody was bound to be hit, and that somebody was Pit. After being hit by the arrow projectiles, everybody stared at the blinding light, then,
" Mario, I'm going to kill you!" screamed a feminine voice. Emerging from the light was a female Pit. She now had long brown hair.
" I hate that gender-switch gun!" she shouted, as she started to attack Mario, she stopped when she realized nearly everybody was laughing; even Shadow was on the ground laughing his head off. Only Ranma wasn't laughing,
" Don't worry Pit, I know what it is like to change genders, it happens to me every time cold water hits me, luckily hot water cures it."
" Really?" asked Link with a higher note of interest than he should have had, obviously Ranma got a little scared by that. Pit after stopping to hear that, charged to get the gender-switch gun to be returned to normal (I don't have anything against girls! I just think boys wouldn't like being girls and vice versa). The following events happened, Pit charged at Mario, but instead of grabbing the Gender-Switch Gun like planned. It flew out of Mario's hands, out of the dorm, and down five flights of steps. The whole gang ran/flew/jumped/levitated/ tried to walk peacefully downstairs but couldn't because you're laughing your head of at the recent events downstairs.
When they got downstairs, R.O.B picked up the gun; he looked at it for a few moments, before pronouncing his wise judgement,
" According to my rule of Smash Mansion physics (Rule 74: When something falls down five flights of stairs, it will definitely break.) And due to the fact that it's in half, it is broken. Sorry Pit, but you're going to have to stay as a girl for a three days, that's how long it's going to take me to fix it."
" No." shouted Pit in a really dramatic voice
" Ah, get over it girly." Snickered Link, that day Link was strangled once.
Later at Lunch, everybody was staring at Pit, especially three people, two female with plans that no man turned woman or hardcore girl should ever have to endure. One male plotting something that no male turned female should even know about. After lunch was over, Peach and Zelda grabbed Pit,
" Pit, seeing as you are going to be a female for a few days, it is only proper that you should dress accordingly."
Pit did what R.O.B's Rules of Smash Mansion Physics said he would (Rule 106: Whenever a man is forced to shop for clothes with a woman, he will scream Aaaaaaah!)
" Aaaaaaah!" she screamed
I KNOW KIND OF SHORT BUT IT'S 3:29 IN THE MORNING SO CUT ME SOME SLACK. WELL, STAY TUNED TO SEE WHAT PEACH AND ZELDA WILL DO TO PIT. AGAIN I'M NOT SEXIST. MALES IN THIS STORY WILL HAVE STEROTYPES TOO. WELL I WANT AT LEAST FIVE REVIEWS FOR ANOTHER EARLY CHAPTER.
