~~~~~~~~~~~~~Three days later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After Hidan's accident everything was weird. Each time the kitty came near Hidan, he'll scream like a girl. If Kakuzu was near by his partner when that happen Hidan will have jump on him and hang on and screaming.

Sasori was sitting on the couch watching TV with the blonde who lying on his stomach. Deidara kept playing with his feet and Sasori's. They both continued watching tv until Hidan came.

"hey fuckers." He greeted. Both the lovers nodded.

"What you guys watching" he ask looking to his sides incase the ginger thing was near by.

"Jurassic Park un" replied Deidara. Hidan sat next to Sasori.

Just then Oreo came in the room and sat next the silver head. "meow" and look at him.

Hidan look at it back not showing emotion but in the inside.

'don't scream she can't make you scare forever face it like a man and scarifies it to Jashin' said good Hidan

'Just fucking it kill it and you scream I'll kill everyone including you' said evil Hidan.

'Where the hell you fucking voice came from am not fucking Zetsu with different voice and that pink hair bitch who has different inners.' Thought Hidan.

'Pity'

'Now you're fucking suck with us now ass whole.'

'Fuck you'

'Isn't that fucking your self.'

'hahaha what a mother fucker loser'

'Wait a second if you call me that does it means your that as well'

'…. Not really'

'Because we're better than you.'

'What the fuck'

At the same time Hidan was arguing with himself, Sasori, Deidara, and Oreo stare at him like he was insane.

"Danna he's scaring me un" said Deidara since Hidan was making weird faces.

"It's ok Dei-Chan you know his insane" said Sasori putting the blonde on his lap and put his arms around his waist.

"True it was still funny un" said Deidara remember putting Hidan head in the toilet.

It took Kakuzu and Pein hours to take him out. And a whole day with out his body since Kakuzu was in his emo state. He laugh his ass off and even told Sasori about it who also laugh. Yup good memories.

Sasori smirk and nudge his head in Deidara's neck and kissing him. Oreo went up to Hidan and started rubbing him and meowing, just then Kakuzu came. Like a single it stop Hidan arguing with himself and scream like a girl scream when they see something bad, raped,ect.. then he jump on Kaukuzu who got him bridal style.

"Kau HELP THE THING AND IT'S CLAWS AND AND" Hidan said panting and panicking.

Kakuzu glare at the cat.

"…it's ok it won't hurt you no more am here" he said trying his best to comfort the Jasisnist. He heard the story of what happen between him and the cat although he doesn't it really believe it.

"shh it's ok" he comfort and walk away.

Deidara and Sasori stare at the little scene and started laughing when they left. Deidara got up from his Danna's lap.

"am going back to my room see ya later un" he said going back to his room.

Sasori sigh. He look at the cat who look back at him. 'ok for some reason it looks like she's smirking… evily' he thought

The cat stretches her back rising. Once she was done she went to the direction to Deidara room.

Sasori shook his head and surf the channel. He started watching the movie but couldn't get into it. He wonder what his boyfriend was doing. In the middle of stuff you don't want to know something interrupts his thoughts.

BOOOM

BBBAAANNNGG

Bang

boom

The whole base started to shake. Wondering what the hell was that the puppet got of the couch and went where the explosion was heard. It led where the hall led to the rooms. The whole hall was cover in smoke.

'What the hell happen' he thought

He came up to his room and his mouth drop open and his eyes went wide.

His room was a mess. His work place was destroy. All hi scrolls where everywhere and paper too. All his puppets where either ruined or blow up or destroy. His bed was on fire so were some of his scrolls. All his weapon where mess up and scatter everywhere. His favorite puppet Hiruko was half ruin and burned. And in the middle in the room was who held responsible for it.

Deidara. Who was coughing.

Sasori couldn't think usually he will let it pass or something. Without thinking he went up to the bomber and slap really hard across the face. Causing the blonde to fall on the floor.

Deidara stare at him shocked and putting a hand on where he been slap.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU DID BRAT" yelled Sasori angry at him.

"I co-could ex-explain un" stutter Deidara close to tears.

Before he could think the red head kick him in the stomach. Hard.

Deidara started to cough and spit some blood.

"alright explain." Sasori growled.

"It was Or-Oreo she start to bug me and started insulating me by talking and so it piss me off so I started to throw bombs at her un. Then she came to a room and throw another bomb when I realized it was yours room so it was too late un." Deidara explain softly and crying.

"and you want me to believe that because..."

"it's the truth un. She did talk un" Deidara said desperately while Sasori snort.

"So your like Hidan now using the same excuse." Spat the red head. Deidara was going to say something but was cut of by the puppet himself.

"Get. Out." He growled

"What un" ask a confused Deidara.

"I said get out of my room" he hissed.

"Am sorry Danna un" apologized a crying Deidara.

"Sorry won't cut it now"

"Why?" Deidara ask. Sasori was getting impatience so he grab the blonde by his hair and toss him not that hard but near the doorway.

"I said get out I don't want to see you"

"But Danna un"

"GET OUT" screams the angry puppet.

Deidara started crying hard and left to his room.

Sasori sigh and rub his head which was coming to give him a head ache.

"Whoa what happened here? And why was Deidara crying?" ask Kisame wondering what happened since he heard a lot of noise.

"The brat exploded the room and I …. Hit him" he said the last part softly. He still couldn't believe he hit his uke.

"Damn that bad." The blue man ask, and Sasori nodded. The short man was staring to feel guilty for what he did.

"Oh what he did it any ways?" ask Kisame leading on the doorframe.

"Some thing of the Oreo taking to him and insulting him or something like that." He said what the blonde told him.

"still you shouldn't had hit him" said Kisame " you should apologies to the Blondie… oh my god I sound like Konan."

Sasori chuckle at the last part but then sigh. "I know but not now. Am still mad and am afraid it might happen again."

Kisame nodded as he understood.

Then they heard a meow. Both of the men look down and saw the cat coming out of the red head bed. Oreo look up at them for sec and then walk out the door.

"Is it me or did it look like if she had evilness in her eyes." Ask Kisame. Sasori only nodded. For some reason he feels something bad will happen.

Deidara was in his bed crying. He still couldn't believe that his Danna hit him. It wasn't his fought he blow up the room.

"Aw what are you crying about" said a voice that had a hint of amusement in it.

Deidara look at the door way to see who it was and start glaring. Oreo was in the doorway.

"Get out."

"No beside you got delivery" she said. Going up to him she gave him a letter.

Dear Deidara,

I hate you for destroying everything. You where always a screw up a spoil little brat. I don't want to hear from you ever again. An if I see your pafitci little face again I will hurt you. Why? Because you ruin everything.

From Sasori

P.S. It's over who wants to be with a crybaby like you.

P.S.S Art is not a bang!!! It eternal get it through that thick blonde heads of yours.

Deidara read it two more times, and start it to cry miserly. When he stop he look around for Oreo but she just disappear. He felt anger and depress. He got his bed sheets and blow his nose and wiped the tears away.

'how can Danna say those things un.' He thought.

Just then there was a knock.

"Open up Deidara" said a voice.

Deidara knew fully well who it was and became angry.

"NO" he yelled and curl up into a ball.

"OPEN UP BRAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU" yelled Sasori.

"NO" and the blonde start to cry again.

Sasori heard crying behind the door. So he opens the door. He saw his lover crying and curl up. He walks up to the bed and sits down.

"get out" whisper the younger of the two. Sasori sigh

"No not until you tell me what's wrong" he said. Deidara look up his nose was red and so was his eyes. He glare at the puppet

"What's wrong?" he ask "I'll tell you it's you saying awful things to me and..and… ART IS A BANG UN!!!"

"what the hell are you talking about and no your wrong it's eternal."

"You broke of with me because I was a crybaby that's not true un. Fleeting un." He reported. Sasori look confused.

"What?! Eternal plus you are one." He argues.

"No am not you're a man whore un"

"Look whose taking"

"Everything is your fault art Is fleeting believe it un"

"oh now you're like that kyubii brat with believe it." Spat Sasori.

"no but it still is fleeting plus you never want to see me again un" hissed Deidara

"when I said that, no art meant to last forever" argue Sasori.

"In the room and you even wrote it un. Art is meant to be seen one moment and then gone un." With that said Deidara gave him the letter.

Sasori read and got angry.

"are you that much like an idiot. I didn't wrote this plus this isn't my hand writing."

"sure it isn't un. And why should I believe you un" report Deidara. Sasori stare at him with disbelief.

"because I never lie"

"yeah right same way I lie to you un"

"…" Sasori stayed silent not knowing what to say.

"Get out and don't ever talk to me un" Deidara said angrily. Sasori stood up and glare at him and started to walk away. And look at him,

"fine but don't think I will help you ever again. Useless brat"

"ART IS A BANG UN" he stated

"NO IT'S NOT" yelled Sasori.

Deidara look at the letter over again and realized that the puppet was right. ' still not going to apologies' he thought

Sasori went back to his room and stop noting the cat in his room. Oreo was staring at him and smirk. Which scare Sasori a little.

"You both are mouse-brain as I thought." She said with amusement. Sasori stare there surprise and shocked. Taking the silence she went on. "I made the blonde go mad to do this and wrote the little note. Ha and you guys call yourselves criminals and what about you weren't you suppose to be a smart person" and she chuckle.

Sasori glare at her and throw a poison needle at her but miss. Oreo went outside the door.


sorry fo rthe long wait and some spelling errors XP

anyways review

i think it's going to get better since the agrument kinda stuck