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Chapter Three: The Chase
"Come on, Come on." I muttered, tapping my toe impatiently by the Condor Studio's community printer. I was waiting for it to print sixteen or seventeen large, colored arrows that all read, "World's largest mirror, this way!" Oh yeah, this is guarantied to get Chad to walk right into my trap.
I had set up a motion activated net (it was amazing the stores that Zora had) in the Meal or No Meal's empty stage. They were all out sick with food poisoning or something and I didn't think they would mind her borrowing it for a good cause. I wasn't the only one who Chad hassled at work. He had dated, and dumped (usually by text), all the girls at least once. Speaking of text's from Chad, my phone moo-ed as I received one. It read:
'Monroe,
Give up yet?
I'm untouchable.
Bwah ha ha.
Chad.'
I chuckled at Chad's "smack talk" as she grabbed a roll of tape and posted the first of my many arrows on the wall closet to hmy trap. Then I paused to reply.
'Cooper,
You should know by now,
that I have, both the sense of humor,
and the fortitude of a hyena on the hunt.
Sonny.
PS. An evil laugh, Chad, really?'
His reply was almost immediate. I only had time to put up two more pages.
'Sonny,
A hyena? Yep, that's you.
Loud AND annoying!
Chad.
PS. Yes really. Are you scared yet?'
I rolled my eyes before replying.
'Chad,
At least they understand comedy,
unlike you, who has the sense of
humor of a spoon.
Sonny.
Ps. Yes Chad. I'm shaking in my size
Seven converse……not.'
Three more pages made it up on the walls.
'My dearest little delusional Sonny,
Spoons are very funny.
It's all in the "oo" sound.
See, SPOOOOOOOOOON!"-
I snorted.
-"I bet you just snorted,
which is a form of laughter,
which proves that I am funny.
Chad.
PS. Sarcasm isn't pretty Sonny.'
I shook my head in disbelief and decided to tape up a few more arrows while I thought of a witty response. I was almost to Mackenzie Falls before I hit send.
'My most annoying jerk-throb,
I think maybe you should stick to drama.
Sonny.
PS. Whatever, I'm still going to get you.
You can't watch your front and your back
at the same time, unless you have eyes in the
back of your head………or a mirror.'
Two more arrows made it up.
'Dear Sonny,
Fine!
From Chad.
PS. Psh! I have people to be my eyes for me.'
One page.
'Dear Chad,
Fine!
From Sonny.
PS. Snob.'
One more arrow.
'Dear Sonshine,
Good!
Love, Chad.
PS. Diva!'
I posted the last arrow on the wall directly across from Mac Falls. Perfect! I gloated to myself in my head. No way Chad will miss that. I pulled out my phone again.
'Chad,
Good!
Love Sonny.
PS. Egoistical jerk-throb!'
Suddenly, I heard voices coming fromMackenzie Falls so I slipped around the corner and out of sight. I was just in time too, because a few seconds later, Chad Dylan Cooper himself, walked out, texting on his phone. I quickly put my thumb over the speaker on my phone just in time to squelch the imminent moo. I read it as I watched Chad notice my first arrow and walk down the hallway to his doom.
'Sonshine,
So are we good?
Love Chad.
PS. You know that you love me Sonny.'
I waited long enough to send a reply before following Chad down the hallway to watch.
'Dear Chad,
We are SO good.
Love Sonny.
PS. Me? Fall for you? Keep kidding yourself.'
I only made it halfway to Meal or No Meal when I got another text. Hmmmm. That's odd, normally we stop after the 'so good' part. I opened it up and realized that it was from Tawni.
'S!
Y am I in a net!
T'
My eyes widened at her message and I took off at a run. When I finally reached the site where I set the trap, I found it sprung. Tawni was hanging in the air and Chad was literally rolling on the ground laughing. I was about to scowl at him when I realized that it actually was pretty funny and started laughing too.
"I should have known that it was a Tawni trap too." I giggled as I began working to let Tawni down. "You guys are so alike."
"What!" Tawni exclaimed shrilly. "Me and Pooper are not alike." Chad stopped laughing, righted himself, and crossed his arms, unhappy at being compared to a Random.
"Yes you are. You both lover yourselves more that anyone else, you enjoy your reflections far too much, and can still care about me although you try not to."
"That's not true." Chad said emphatically, "I love a few other people more than myself, I enjoy my reflection just enough, and CDC does not care, especially about Rondoms!"
"You love other people?"
"There are a lot of things you don't know about me, Sonny Monroe. For example, I'll bet you didn't know my favorite food is Macaroni and Cheese, and one day I hope to create my own brand called 'Mackenzie and Chad: Mac and Cheese'"
"You're right. I didn't know that. I'm not a big fan of Mac and Cheese myself because we use cheese as props a lot, and you get hit in face with food enough times and you won't want to eat it that often." I successfully freed Tawni and she stormed off. Chad smirked at me. "What?"
"Nothing. It's just, you not giving up on this are you?"
Author's Note: And FINALLY another chapter is done. Sorry, guys, its getting close to exams and I am really busy. Thanks again to "Black Licorice Addict" and the Mac and Cheese idea is ChloeeReplied. I might use it in the next chapter.
Love, Scifigeek14
