Harry's Summer

Chapter 3: Tonkalicious

"This is OUTRAGEOUS!" roared Vernon for about the 70th time in the last hour. Petunia sighed.

"We can't do anything about this Vernon! That freakish lady is an adult and she can perform magic HERE! If you go in there with a rifle she might kill you!!" She pleaded with him.

Dudley meanwhile was seething heavily in his room. How in the WORLD did Potter snag someone so beautiful, it was UNFAIR, unfair!!!

And not only that, his cousin was probably in his room right now, with that extremely hot blonde lady who seemed intent on having sex with Harry, and they would be together for the rest of the summer, while he got no action at all! It simply wasn't fair!!

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Meanwhile, Tonks and Harry were innocently studying together. Tonks was teaching him some advanced charms and being a very fast learner, Harry quickly became advanced in the subject.

Tonks was more than pleased. She was ecstatic. I'm such a good teacher!! She gloated as Harry performed yet another perfect Magneta spell, where one was able to suck in another object to their wand. It was like the Accio, except faster, and that it couldn't be intercepted.

Harry laid back on the bed, dead tired. "Tonks, it's 11:00, let's get to sleep…" while Tonks was simply an amazing (and gorgeous) teacher, he could only take so much…

Tonks pouted. "Aww… I was hoping we could have a little bit of… fun… you know, before we sleep…" she said suggestively as she crawled back on top of him, her breath in his face.

The dark-haired boy shuddered. "Tonksie, I'm not your sex slave you know. I need my rest…" His eyes pleaded with her as she traced circles around his chest with her delicate fingers.

Tonks was back in her normal form, which was pretty much just as sexy and beautiful as her other one, except this form was a bit less 'showy.' She had light brown wavy hair, bright violet eyes and a face a bit more cute than before (rather than being completely dead-sexy)

She laughed. "Just playing with you, Harry." She got off and sashayed to the door, then turned around and pouted.

"I'm going to shower, wanna join me?" The only response she got from the Boy-Who-Lived was a pillow, which she caught easily and threw back at him with a small "oof!" Tonks smirked and left the room, leaving Harry to his thoughts.

God… Tonks is simply amazing… she's beautiful and nice and funny… and she's incredibly fun to be with…

He sighed, laying on his bed, tired. He smiled. It was simply astounding that just this morning, he was still brooding over the loss of Sirius and the loneliness he felt stuck here before his sixth year, but now… he had Tonks… she was all he needed, he realized.

Then he realized something. Tonks said that she was going to stay here, right? But where would she sleep?

You dimwit!! If it's you and a girl then obviously YOU sleep on the floor/couch and she sleeps on the bed! Since you have no couch…

Harry frowned. He didn't have any other sheets or blankets other than the ones on his bed… then an idea popped into his head!

He went into his closet and got a bunch of T-shirts, long shirts, pants, and from his suitcase he retrieved two long robes. Harry grinned. It was perfect! He would use the shirts as the 'mattress,' the pants folded as a pillow, and he would use the robes as a blanket! Humming softly, he began to set up his makeshift bed, on the wooden floor.

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Meanwhile, Tonks was incredibly lost. Not in the sense that she didn't know where she was. But where in the WORLD was the "turn on shower" button?!! She gave off a pitiful whimper as she looked at the 'stupid muggle design' for a shower… "WHERE IS THIS STUPID THING?!!" she roared, tempted to just destructo this whole bathtub once and for all.

And not only that, she was pissed. There were two knobs, one for hot water and one for cold, and she had accidentally turned the hot water on full. Yelping in surprise at how fast the water turned boiling hot, being the clumsy figure she was, she had tripped over the stupid LEDGE near the shower and straight into the tub, face forward, ramming into the edge of the bathtub!! Sporting a slight bruise on her forehead and very disgruntled, she began to search for the shower button once more.

Just then, there was a knock on the bathroom door.

She stopped, wondering briefly who it was. Then she brightened. Of course, it was Harry coming to join her! Hehehehe I knew the poor little boy couldn't resist, time to have some fun…

"Just a minute, baby…" she murmured as she hurriedly took off all of her clothes, stripping down to be completely naked. Then she wrapped a towel around herself, and drenched her hair with water from the sink. She checked herself out in the mirror and grinned. She got exactly the type of 'hot and sexy' 'just out of the shower' look that she desired, and knew it would turn Harry on tremendously.

Holding the towel up in one hand, Tonks opened the door excitedly…

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Dudley sighed. There was no hope! Hiding outside Harry's door, he had just overheard that woman say all sorts of naughty things to his damn lucky cousin, "I was hoping we could have a little bit of fun," and "I'm going to shower, wanna join me?" DAMN LUCKY POTTER!!!

Hearing the doorknob turn, Dudley quickly sidestepped back into his room, just as Tonks walked by, humming the Britney Spears song "Hit me baby one more time…"

After hearing the woman run headfirst into another wall, Dudley began to wonder if there was something wrong with this woman. Did she have really bad hand-eye coordination or something?

Finally, she found the bathroom and locked the door, while Dudley sighed bitterly. How would he ever get the attention of this beautiful woman if she didn't even know he existed??!! Grr… Potter must have her under a spell or something! That must be it!!

Clenching his fist, he sulked in the hallway, in deep thought. When he suddenly heard a scream "WHERE IS THIS STUPID THING??!!" and some loud banging and crashing and an "OWWW!"

The woman was in pain!! Dudley gleefully rubbed his hands together. He would be the knight in shining armor, coming to save the damsel in distress! He would bravely tend to her wounds, perform CPR if necessary (not that he knew how to) and call an ambulance if needed! He would save her from certain death, and she would be indebted to him forever, and once she was treated, she would run towards him with outstretched arms, yelling "DUDLEY!! I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO YOU!!" Dudley closed his eyes and smiled widely, what a pleasant thought…

And thus he summoned all the bravery and courage he ever had and knocked on the door. The woman… Tonks I think her name was… probably hadn't taken off her clothes yet, so he wouldn't be in too much trouble for 'innocently checking to see if everything was alright.'

Obviously, his assumption was wrong. And he was even more shocked because the person he saw was not the same…

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The two just stared at each other, Tonks's hazel-colored hair still dripping wet while Dudley blushed redder than a frickin watermelon. He couldn't believe it… first of all, there was this wet and sexy woman in his bathroom, but this was NOT the one who had came in this morning… WHAT THE HELL, POTTER HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS?? This one wasn't the 'Tonks' woman earlier… she had BLONDE hair and blue eyes, this one had BROWN hair and… those are… incredibly beautiful… violet eyes…

Tonks looked at Dudley's completely confounded and shocked face and just laughed. What a loser! She thought. She leaned against the door, and spoke out in a low husky voice. "Can I help you?"

Dudley's words were literally stuck in his throat, only breaking out in small stumps. "I..er.m.. yea-a…y-you…you weren't the one who came in this morning… d-does Potter have… two… girlfriends?"

Tonks giggled at Dudley's wide-eyed freaked-out expression. This fat little loser would pay for intruding upon her. After all, he had ruined entirely what had been her naughty scenario – Harry would come into the bathroom and see her with only a towel, and then she would be able to pull him in and lock the door, and then the fun would start there…

But instead this ugly fat little whale… Tonks didn't want to be mean, but he really did look like one… was BRAVE (stupid) enough to intrude and ASK such a question? Harry, having TWO girlfriends?

Then she realized. Hah!! Tonks thought gleefully. He must think… hahaha… now THIS will be fun…

"Harry has another one??!! WHAT!" She asked in a seemingly shocked expression. "He never told me about her!! How does she look like?"

Dudley stuttered, "s-she was blonde… really pretty… c-came in this morning…"

Tonks mock-growled. "Grr! That little punk was cheating on me and didn't even tell me about it!!"

Dudley was amazed and almost deliriously happy. Somehow, randomly, and completely unplanned, he had gotten this hot girlfriend of his damn cousin's to realize that she was being cheated on!! HA!! He thought with joy. Now I'll make sure the other one knows about this as well, and you will lose BOTH your girlfriends, you damn lucky shit… ARGH!!

But then Tonks shut down his immature little wishes immediately. She gave a longing look. "Sigh… I need to meet up with this blonde sometime… I always wanted to have a three-way… mmmm…" she moaned slightly, as she inwardly grinned at Dudley's bulging eyes. "Say… was her name Tonks?"

He could only nod in shock.

Tonks slowly licked her lips from top to bottom as she gave a lustful smile. "Oh God yes… I remember her from my school years… we had sooo much fun, satisfying our fantasies, just the two of us… I never knew she was with Harry. Now, we can make love together, all three of us… a threesome, oooo, how naughty!! Thank you, little boy, for notifying me of this… news." She winked at him.

Dudley couldn't believe it. Fucking… Potter… is… so… damn… lucky… was his last thought before he fainted dead on.

Tonks laughed merrily as she pulled out her wand and banished Dudley back into his room with a loud thud. Serves the loser fatso right, she thought as she locked the door once more. Merlin, Harry's house is just WAY too much fun!!

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Harry pulled his makeshift 'blanket' over himself. Ah, this isn't so bad! A bit hard, but at least Tonks will have a good bed to sleep on. He smiled to himself. I'm just so incredibly glad she's here, this summer would have been hell…

Turning off the lights, he hoped that Tonks would make it to his bed without trouble. She's always tripping over one thing or another, he thought fondly. Slowly, he went to sleep, smiling at the thought of a life… without Voldemort…

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After finally getting the shower to work, Tonks had a long, pleasant and warm shower, and then dried herself to put on a white bra and panties. Thinking that the Dursleys were probably asleep, she tiptoed out of the bathroom and into the hall, absentmindedly singing softly the song that she had been singing in the shower, "Hit me Harry one more time…"

Tonks opened the door slowly. She was disappointed to find the lights out, which meant that Harry was already asleep. Aww, and she had specially dressed up in sexy white lingerie to show him!!

Then she realized that since Harry's room equals only one bed, and since only one bed equals they had to share, a equals b equals c meant that she'd be able to sleep next to him and do all sorts of naughty things to him at night!!

Giggling quietly to herself, she made her way over to the bed…

When obviously, as we all know, she tripped harshly and loudly over Harry's sleeping form.

"AAAAHHH!" yelped the quickly falling Tonks.

"OWWWWW!" yelled the surprised and awakened Harry as Tonks, all 110 pounds of her, fell on top of him.

"Harry!! What the heck is going on!! Why are you on the ground?!" She asked, annoyed. Sitting up, she tried to feel out her surroundings.

"Ay wfuz schleephin Thonmks!!" Harry mumbled, his voice very muffled.

"Huh?!" Tonks asked, still in the dark.

"Yur shitting onf mai faze!!!!!!!!" Harry cried, his voice still muffled.

Tonks was bewildered. "HUH??!! I'm not shitting on your face!!" She yelled, wondering what the heck was Harry doing and why was he talking like that??? Plus, she didn't take shits on people's faces! That isn't a very nice thing to do!!

Then she felt an arm flail wildly around her as she realized something… she was sitting on Harry's face!!!

"Oooooohhhh!!" Tonks said brightly. "I'm sitting on your face! Not shitting! Hah, good one Harry!"

He let out a pained cry. "THENN GERRROFF!!"

Finally, 2+2 connected in Tonks's head that 1, she was sitting on his face, and 2, that it probably hurt. "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!! Oh my God Harry I'm so sorry!!" she pleaded loudly as she jumped off, switching on the lights.

What met her eyes was a pretty sad but kind of funny sight. Harry was limp on the floor, lying sideways on a couple of shirts with his mouth open slightly like he was retarded, moaning in pain.

"Uhhh… Tonks you really need to watch where you're going… as well as where you're sitting…" he said softly.

Tonks blushed crimson as she quickly kneeled down near him to see if he was OK. "Here… this may help… Ayuda Primera! (First Aid) Aspirana! (Aspirin)!" Harry's bruise began to lessen as well as the pain. Harry nodded gratefully to her as she massaged the bruise.

"I'm fine Tonks… thanks…" Harry said. Then he gawked at what she was wearing… the bra was so small her breasts were just threatening to spill out, and her panties was more like a G-string!!

"What are you wearing!!!" He cried, feeling the blood quickly rushing down from his head to his pelvis.

Tonks grinned evilly and licked her lips. "This is what I usually wear to bed, baby."

Harry goggled. "Uhh… ok… gaaaah!!" He looked in horror at the bulge in his boxers. "Now look what you've done!! First you trip over me, then you sit on my face, and now you do THIS to me!! How am I going to go to sleep??!!"

Tonks just burst out laughing. Harry just looks so cute when he was mad, she decided pleasantly. "You could try to sleep… or I could take care of that for you…" she nudged her head suggestively, as Harry blushed redder than Dudley had after seeing her in the shower.

"You're evil, you know that?" Harry asked, glaring.

She smiled. "I know. But seriously, do you want me to take care of that for you?" She asked as she made her way over to the bed.

Harry just ignored her. He was pretty annoyed, Tonks was basically embarrassing him left and right with her naughty remarks, and he couldn't do anything about it! Plus, this wooden floor was really uncomfortable, and his 'bed' really didn't cushion much… Then again think about how the beggars on the streets sleep… he thought… I have it pretty good… smiling, he slowly fell to sleep.

Tonks was just starting to pull the blankets over herself when she realized that Harry was on the floor! Sleeping on the FLOOR!

She was so focused on apologizing and making fun of him that she completely forgot to yell at him for even thinking about being so chivalrous to let only her have the bed!

"Harry Potter!!" she yelled loudly, breaking Harry out of his thoughts and slumber.

"What!!" he yelled. Goodness gracious would he ever get a good minute of sleep with her around here?!

"GET YOUR ASS ON THIS BED RIGHT NOW!!" She roared, slamming him with a pillow. (He was basically sleeping on the ground next to the bed).

Harry looked up, surprised. "B-but… that bed's really small… and you're a girl and I'm a guy… we… we aren't supposed to be sleeping… you know…" he blushed.

Tonks rolled her eyes. Then again, this was what she liked about Harry. So innocent! So delicious, she thought.

"I really don't care if we are or aren't supposed to. But if you don't come up here right now and sleep with your lovely roommate Tonksie I'm going to leave right now and never come back, do you hear me?" She knew that was a bit harsh of a threat, but she was slightly angry, mainly at herself for not noticing until now that he had been sleeping on the floor the whole time!

Harry sat up and frowned. "Are… you really going to leave?" He asked, disbelieving, and his heart was sinking by the moment. Tonks was the best thing to happen to him all summer… and now…

She growled at him. "YES, unless you come here and sleep with me!!"

Harry nodded obediently as he nervously crawled onto the bed. He had never slept with a woman before…

Seeing Harry's evident nervousness, she growled again. "Be a man Potter!!" she yelled as she grabbed him and pinned him into the bed, with her on top. Breathing heavily, she looked into his fearful eyes, her face inches away from his.

"If you can't take sleeping in the same bed with a woman, how in God's name are you going to defeat Voldemort?" She asked sternly.

Harry sighed. She's right… what the heck am I scared of?? Most guys would do anything to be in my position…

Of course, another voice had to butt in with the lame reason you should stay away from girls because you might hurt them through association, when Voldemort finds out…

But then he took one good look at Tonks's beautiful face, her luscious hair, as she rested her head against his shoulder. And so his mind told that annoying voice, Fuck. You. And so he wrapped his arms around Tonks, touching his cheek to hers.

"You're right, Tonks. I'm… I'm sorry." He said softly.

"That's my boy." She whispered. "Now go to sleep, we have a long day of training tomorrow." She wrapped her arms around his head, as she positioned herself to be completely on top of him, and then she pulled the blanket over their bodies.

His heart swelling with joy and excitement, Harry smiled contently as he breathed in the fresh scent of Tonks's light perfume. As she tangled her legs with his and softly ran her hands through his hair, he slowly fell asleep. This was starting to become the best, the absolutely best summer, he had ever had…