On the First Day of Christmas… Chapter Two


Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach otherwise Hitsugaya-sama would be in every episode and Ichimaru would be good.


"On the first day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.

"On the second day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Ichimaru just smirked. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name again. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.

"On the third day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Unohana smiled. Ichimaru just smirked again. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the second time. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.

"On the fourth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates. Unohana smiled again. Ichimaru just smirked for the second time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the third time. Yamamoto began to snore.

"On the fifth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate.' Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates again. Unohana smiled for the second time. Ichimaru just smirked for the third time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the fourth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.

"On the sixth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Komamura just blinked. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate', again. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates second time. Unohana smiled for the third time. Ichimaru just smirked for the fourth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the fifth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.

"On the seventh day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Kyouraku took a sip of sake. Komamura just blinked again. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the second time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the third time. Unohana smiled for the fourth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the fifth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the sixth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.

"On the eighth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, nine Suzumushi, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Tousen blinked. Kyouraku took a sip of sake again. Komamura just blinked for the second time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the third time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the fourth time. Unohana smiled for the fifth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the sixth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the seventh time. Yamamoto continues to snore.

"On the ninth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, ten Hyourinmaru, nine Suzumushi, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched. Tousen blinked again. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the second time. Komamura just blinked for the third time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the fourth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the fifth time. Unohana smiled for the sixth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the seventh time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the eighth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.

"On the tenth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, eleven Unnamed zanpakuto, ten Hyourinmaru, nine Suzumushi, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Zaraki beats up a random person. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched again. Tousen blinked for the third time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the fourth time. Komamura just blinked for the fifth time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the sixth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the seventh time. Unohana smiled for the eighth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the ninth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the tenth time. Yamamoto's fukutaichou decided to check on him.

"On the eleventh day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, twelve Ashisogi, eleven Unnamed zanpakuto, ten Hyourinmaru, nine Suzumushi, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Kurotsuchi cackled. Zaraki beats up a random person again. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched the second time. Tousen blinked for the fourth time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the fifth time. Komamura just blinked for the sixth time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the seventh time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the eighth time. Unohana smiled for the ninth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the tenth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the eleventh time. Yamamoto's fukutaichou was forced to poke his taichou.

"On the twelfth day of Christmas, Zangetsu threw at me, thirteen Sougyo no Kotowari, twelve Ashisogi, eleven Unnamed zanpakuto, ten Hyourinmaru, nine Suzumushi, eight Katen Kyoukotsu, seven Tenken, six Senbonzakura, five Kyouka Suigetsu, four Minazuki, three Shinsou, two Suzumebachi and one Ryuujin Jakka." Ukitake chuckled a bit before coughing. Kurotsuchi cackled again. Zaraki beats up a random person for the second time. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched the third time. Tousen blinked for the fifth time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the sixth time. Komamura just blinked for the seventh time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the eighth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the ninth time. Unohana smiled for the tenth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the eleventh time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her zanpakuto's name for the twelfth time. Yamamoto finally woke up for the last line.


A/N: I have no idea how the zanpakuto would act so I have the owner's expressed it. It's pretty much the same as the previous chapter.