A/N: Don't know how to spell the Hamburgular…too lazy to look it up. Also, too lazy to proofread this…so enjoy!

Ouch

Don't look over here, don't look over here, don'tlookoverheredon'tlookoverhere!

Too late.

Light considers running away, hiding from his ever-lasting source of pain, humiliation, and fear. He doesn't. It's only natural that his confidence kicks in during a threatening situation and stops him from running away with his tail tucked between his legs, like a frightened puppy. Still. He wishes he would've.

"Hey, Matt," it's Mello, and he's brought along his faithful sidekick—The Hamburgular, "Look who it is." The redhead gave Light a half-hearted once over, before returning his attention to the Gameboy stationed within his hands. He never takes particular interest in torturing Light like the blond—but Light knows he still hates him with just as much passion. After all, he ruined their precious leader. No longer does he sit around with them, instead spending his days taking the piss out of his new best-friend, Raito-kun. It gets quite annoying, actually.

Light has the sudden urge to tell them they can take their so-called leader back, but a quick swipe to his temple has him crusading to the ground. Never before had Mello caught him so off guard. Clearly, the blond isn't just around to do a bit of knocking around, if the snap of chocolate resounding through Light's ears means anything—Kami, everything sounds so distorted, replicating his vision. That was one hard blow.

"That was one hell of a bloody whopper," Matt chimes, as if reading Light's thoughts. He's sure the sentiment can be seen, shared, upon his face. Mello just grunts and pulls him up by his collar. Light has no clue what makes him do, but before he can stop himself, he spits a nice gooey glob in the other's open mouth. Disgusting.

"Disgusting," once again, it's like the redhead is reading his freaking thoughts. It's kinda funny though—the only person who could possibly understand him besides Ryuzaki, an enemy of his. Mello seems to share their sentiment of disgust, because the next thing Light knows, he's being beaten bloody.

Damn, Ryuzaki and his fan base.