Chaos Story: Example Template 2


We landed in a room.

It was weird.

It was small.

It was a room.

I looked at Chaos and asked, "Does anyone else reside in this room?"

"Yeah," he said, "I shall call them."

Chaos humped a tree and soon a line of people appeared before him. I took a closer look at what I assumed was his army. I noticed a familiar face.

"Silena?" I said to the girl on the far right.

"Percy?" She said back to me, "Is that you?"

I smiled and ran up to my friend. We hugged. The other demigods started to surround us and I noticed a bunch of familiar faces.

"LUKE!?" I yelled, "SAW DUDE!" As I said that everybody stopped smiling and cricket noises filled the room. I just realized I'd spouted a dead meme. I then realized how OOC I must have been. Dead memes were for Nico, Hazel and Hades.

Bianca suddenly smiled, "I LOVE DEAD MEMES." I was happy I had one supporter, but I figured it would do best to change the subject.

"Chaos, I thought this was an army. This is simply like 8 people." 'Phew nice save'

Everyone shifted uncomfortably on their feet. Cricket noises filled the room yet again. Chaos decided to take the initiative and answer.

"Wow, we never really noticed that! I guess we'll change our name to the Assassins of Chaos."

That over and done with, I decided to meet some of the other Assassins.

It consisted of: Silena, Beckendorf, Ethan, Michael, Lee, Luke, Bianca, Zoe and Wine-Kid-Who's-Name-I-Never-Cared-To-Find-Out.

When I was finished I realized most of them had frowns on their faces. I quickly asked why.

"We don't like it when you call us those bad names, you see most of us only joined Chaos because he promised us dank cover names. We'd like that you use them, and if you do you'll get your own in due course." Luke decided to answer for everyone there.

"I'm Pepe The Frog, Zoe is Feminazi-From-Hugh-Mungus-Meme, Silena is , Beckendorf is Kazoo Kid, Ethan is Pirate-From-Spongebob-Intro-Song, Michael is Grumpy Cat, Lee is Sanic, Bianca is John Cena, because it's a dead meme and Wine-Kid-Who's-Name-I-Never-Cared-To-Find-Out is Wine-Kid-Who's-Name-I-Never-Cared-To-Find-Out." Said Luke excitedly and proudly.

"I wish I had a cool and hip name." I muttered enviously.


The next day:

"Percy Dankson," said Chaos in that automated voice used in memes, "Before I teach you your abilities I must give you a dank af name fam."

"Dat lit af fam." I replied. I only used the abbreviation of 'as fuck' because Chaos didn't tolerate swearing, which ruined a lot of memes, but it wasn't too bad. His enforcement of rules wasn't too good, sadly. My designated bedtime was 7:00 but I went to bed at 7:05.

Thug life.

"You ready to hear it fam, it gonna be lit af fam!"

"Yeh of course fam, we all about that fam." I replied.

"Perseus Dankson of the city of England," Chaos said dramatically, or as dramatically as an automated voice popularized by memes can be, "I remove you stupid af name and give you a lit one. Welcome to my army Big Shaq!"

"Dat lit af fam." I replied.

"Now onto your abilities, it is teaching time."

"Yes fam, we all about that fam, can't wait to learn some new stuffs fam, what we gonna learn about first fam?" I asked.

"We are going to be able to separate dank memes from dead memes." He said solemnly, or as solemnly as an automated voice popularized by memes can be.

"Ha, I can already do that fam. I was born ready." A/N Catch da Big Shaq reference?

"Wow, that is some achievement Big Shaq, but I bet you that you don't have immunity to heat!" Chaos said, annoyed that his classes were proving useless.

"Man's not hot." I said.

"Yes, now you may not be hot, Big Shaq, but you will get hot eventually."

"Man's never hot." I replied.

"You may be able to do that, but I bet you can't use the Force!"

"I took man Twix by Force, once." I replied

"AAAARRGGGHHH!" Chaos' voice, when frustrated, simply sounded like a song with 100x bass.