ACT TWO

(Susanna & Georgina are sitting in their room. Susanna is unpacking her things and Georgina is flipping through the book "The Wizard Of Oz")

Georgina: Did you have a nice trip? *smiling politely*

Susanna: *a bit nervous* Um...yeah...*pulls a long wooden box from her things and sets it on the bed*

Georgina: Hey...cool...that's a (song "Groovy Box" starts)
Prettygroovybox!
Did you get it in Fort Knox?
What ever do you keep in there?

Susanna:
No, I got it in Paris,
And the contents of it is
Some cigarettes made in France.

Both:
You can smoke 'em, you can light 'em
And when you're done you can hide 'em
In the groovy box!

Georgina:
Have you ever read this book?
Would you like to take a look?
It's about the land of Oz.

Susanna:
It's okay, I saw the movie,
With a Tinman, Scarecrow, Dor'thy,
And a puppy dog named Toto.

Both:
'Twas a book, now it's a movie
We can watch we smoke the cigarettes
Found in the groovy box!

(Music stops abruptly as a door slams. Enter COPS escorting LISA)

Georgina: Oh no...

Susanna: What?

Georgina: That's Lisa...

Susanna: Lisa?

(Enter VALERIE, POLLY, DAISY, & 5 ORDERLIES. Music begins. The song is "Lisa's Back")

Lisa: (purrs and tosses her coat to Valerie)
Now I've seen the sunshine,
And the blackest night,
Yes, that's right,
Stole a brand new ca-a-ar,
Then I got stoned
Outside
Of a ba-a-ar.

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back

Valerie:
We need to lock her in the holding cell

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back

Georgina: Not yet, she's got stories to tell!

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back, back

Orderlies:
To bring torment to every-
Body's lives

Lisa
Hey there Daisy,
Let anyone in your room?

Daisy:
Fuck off, Li-isa

Lisa:
I know that one
Of these days
I'll raid that THAT To-o-omb. (haha, get it? Tomb Raider...lol...)

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back

Valerie:
We need to lock her in the holding cell

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back

Georgina: Not yet, she's got stories to tell!

Polly & Daisy:
Lisa's back, back

Orderlies:
To bring torment to every-
Body's lives

Lisa: (stops, the stage falls silent as she walks towards Susanna. Speaks to Valerie) Who is this?

Valerie: Lisa, calm dow--

Lisa: (growls) Who the FUCK is this!?

Georgina: This is Susanna, Lisa, she smokes French cigarettes...

(music to "Where's Jamie?" starts playing)

Lisa: (to Susanna)
Why is your shit
All over her bed?
I only left
For a couple of weeks.

Polly:
Well, last week she missed you,
And she killed herself;
Hung with a volleyball net.

Valerie:
Yes, Lisa, alot of shit went down
While you were gone

Lisa:
Where's Jamie? (pause)
Where is Jamie!? (backing Susanna into a corner)
Yes, you are not she,
She was supposed to be waiting for me
In this room.
No, she can't be gone
But now I'm
Alone...

(Music continues as 3 orderlies grab lisa)

Lisa: (yelling) NOOOO! PUT ME DOWN! AAAAAHHHH! LET ME GO, FUCKERS!!! YARG!!!!

(Lisa is tossed into the holding cell [offstage])

(Curtain close, music fades...end ACT TWO)