"Soooo…."started Kisame uncomfortable. "You are also not allowed to go? Good, then I'll have some company back home, even if it's from someone like you." Zetsu only watched Kisame with an unemotional face and didn't say anything. Kisame felt a bit uneasy by that, but started to glare at him. After four minutes he had to gave it up. With a little scowl he averted his eyes to the direction were his fellow comrades went to, and to his surprise he saw Deidara and Pein coming back to them. When they reached the seats ,were Kisame and Zetsu were sitting, Pein shot them each one death glare (Kisame quickly shut his mouth again, not daring to ask what's wrong) and disappeard in the crowd of people.
Deidara sighed and plopped onto the seat next to Kisame. "You're probably wondering why we're back and the other not, un?" he asked. Kisame and Zetsu only nodded. Deidara sighed aqain. "Well, when we were qoing trough the metal detector, they also scanned my luggage…" "And they founded some clay bombs" added Zetsu monotonely. Deidara sighed again and nodded. "I understand" replied Kisame "So you probably had to run from the security, right?" "Yeah…" "But what happened with Leader-sama?" At this, Deidara began grinning as a mad man by the memorie of what happened before. "Well," he began "Leader-sama went through the metal detector, but with all of his piercings that thing just kept on making noise. So he had to remove every single piercing. And I can tell you, he's totally different without all that metal on his face. Anyway, all of his piercings at his face were removed" "Wait, what do you mean, all of his piercings at his face were removed. Does he has piercings somewhere else too?" interrupted Kisame. Deidara just kept on grinning and sushed him. "Just listen to this story, it's really funny. So, anyway, all of leader-sama's piercings were removed. So he stepped again through the detector and guessed what? It started bleeping again. So the security gards became a bit suspicious and they began to bodysearch him with some stick to detect metal. So they went with this stick past his arms, his hands, his torso, his legs… nothing happened. Until they came with the stick between his legs…"Deidara couldn't contain him any longer and bursted out again in laughter. Kisame looked at him with unbelievable eyes, but with a small grin on his lips. "Hey, you don't want to say that…..he…." At this point Kisame also began to laugh uncontrollable.
"You really had to see his face when that thing kept bleeping between his legs. And man, I've never heard in my life so much noise! That thing just freaked out, what means there is a lot of metal…"Deidara laughed again with tears in his eyes. "But he refused to take his pants off and to remove the piercings. So he isn't allowed on the plane either, un!!"
Deidara, Kisame and even Zetsu fell into laughter again after the mental image of Pein taking off his pants.
Until they heard a cough behind them.
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