Where There's a Turkey There's a Way, Part 3

Warnings: Mild.

Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own them.

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"You called for backup….for a TURKEY?" Sully asked, incredulously.

Ty chuckled.

"Why didn't you call animal control?" Sully added, looking at Faith.

"We're not calling animal control!" Bosco huffed.

"You know Bosco's got that thing with McHenry in animal control." Faith reminded.

"You mean that fight over the broad? They're still mad about that?" Sully inquired.

"We don't need animal control!" Bosco snapped. "Sul, you take that side and I'll come from this side. Did you bring the taser?"

Sully looked at Bosco like he'd grown a second head. "I don't think this is a very good idea, Bosco."

"I told him that." Faith added.

"It's just a bird, Sully."

"Yeah," Sully replied, looking around at the disaster that used to be the Wing Fu Buffet. "Just a bird that's already whipped your butt from the looks of it."

"Are you going to help me, or not?" Bosco growled.

"Police!" Ming said with disdain. "You all the same. Afraid of silly bird. Wortless! What I tell you, Chen?"

Chen looked back and forth between Ming and Officer Sullivan, choosing to remain silent on the matter.

"That's enough." Sully instructed Ming as he began to move to one side of the turkey.

He stopped short when the animal ruffled its feathers, its chest bowed out, gobbling at Sully.

Ty looked on in amusement. "What's wrong, Sul. It's just a silly bird." He quipped.

Faith sighed, shaking her head. It was going to be a long day.

"Yeah, well I don't see you over here helping, Junior." Sully shot back. His determination renewed, he moved forward towards the bird, his big burly hands outstretched. "Come here, you. It's time for dinner."

Seeing the big man lurching toward it, the turkey took off in a run again, headed first towards Bosco and then towards a very surprised Davis.

"Whoa…WHOA…get back! GET BACK NOW!" Ty shouted, waving his hands at the bird.

"Catch him, Davis! Don't just stand there!" Sully instructed.

Seeing the turkey turning to run the other direction, Ty lunged toward its back.

Unfortunately, he lunged forward at the same time that Bosco swung his night stick.

THWAPP!

"Oops!" Bosco commented sheepishly as a moaning Ty grabbed his head. "Sorry."

"Bosco, come on!" Sully shouted having managed to corner the turkey near the front of the restaurant.

As Faith hurried over to check on Ty, Bosco ran towards Sully and the wild bird.

Sully pulled his taser gun out as he approached, determined not to be defeated. "We've got you now," he declared, with an almost evil laugh. He lunged toward the bird and fired the taser, but jumped back when he heard Bosco screaming.

For a moment Bosco thought he'd been struck by lightening. His entire body spasmed as he fell backwards into a giant oriental vase. "AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sully shuddered as Bosco's fall sent the vase hurdling towards the pane glass window at the front of the restaurant, causing it to shatter.

Ming covered her eyes, shaking her head and muttering in Chinese.

"Bosco!" Sully called out in concern, moving towards his fellow officer to find him lying in a ball on the floor moaning.

"Sul, the bird!" Faith called out, pointing in the direction of the window.

Much to Sully's dismay the wretched beast strutted through the broken window and casually walked up the street as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Crap!" came Sully's reply.

And so ended the 55's famous turkey incident. Animal control looked for the renegade turkey for hours but it couldn't be found. But still on an occasional dark fall night, the crew will receive a call from the neighborhood from a concerned citizen reporting hearing a mysterious noise that sounds like a turkey gobbling.