Kailleh: Nice try everyone

Kailleh: Nice try everyone!! And so let's see who got the right answer shall we? Thanks for all those wonderful reviews guys I really am happy about it! Thank you! This chappie is for all of you and my Zeta-kun.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto... but it's free to dream ne?

Title: Ball Jointed Sasuke

Warning: pissed Uchiha and fluff! Hope you guys were happy bout the sweetness of the last chappie!

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Chapter 3

Of Happiness and Tears

"Uh... what did you say again teme?" Naruto asked cutely almost making the impostor Uchiha melt while the real Uchiha growled silently. Sasuke grabbed a kunai from his pocket and made two small peeping holes so he could see what was happening.

'Nobody can go on a DATE with MY DOBE except ME!!' Sasuke screamed in his head as he glared at the impostor. The fake smirked a perfect Uchiha smirk and asked again.

"Dobe, lets go out and eat ne?" Naruto blushed, why was Sasuke here? Why was he asking him out? Were they going for a date?

Tired of waiting the fake grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him out of the apartment to Ichiraku. "TEME! Wait let go of me!" Naruto shouted but the fake continued pulling him.

"Dobe stop whining! I'm hungry so lets go already." the fake insisted and the blonde just let himself being dragged. What bad could happen? He'll be getting free ramen nd on top of that Sasuke was with him! A genuine smile graced his lips as they neared the ramen shop.

Sasuke cursed as he saw Naruto smile, whoever this idiont who was posing as him will die a very slow and painful death for lying to HIS DOBE. He was getting jealous... of himself.

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Naruto and the fake was eating silently at Ichiraku, some people stopped to glare at the kyuubi vessel for being close to the Uchiha but the blonde hadn't notice it as he slurped happilly his 5th bowl. ©©"Wait, you have something in your face..." the fake smirked as Naruto stopped eating and look up to him, he leaned down and lick a piece of fish cake off the blonde's cheek making Naruto blushed.

Sasuke stared wide eyed at what had happen. How dare that fucking wannabe do that to his blue eyed angel?! He didn't have the right! Naruto was his! Not to that fucking impostor!

"NARUTO!! What are you doing to my Sasuke-kun??" both occupants of Ichiraku turned to see fuming Sakura staring at them, the kunoichi seemed ready to peel the blonde with a rusty kunai. Alive.

The kyuubi vessel didn't seemed to be faze by her killing aura for he was still too daze of Sasuke licking his face clean. The fake Uchiha smiled at the girl and Sakura turned into a puddle, "I was just cleaning his stupidity honey."

Naruto's eyes widen.

Sakura's eyes turned to hearts.

Sasuke whispered a "What the fuck..."

"Ho-honey?!" Naruto stuttered and stared at Sasuke who got up and went to help Sakura up. The bubblegum haired girl squeeled and latched herself to her obsession. Blue eyes dimmed and the real Sasuke wanted to kill those two persons causing his love's pain.

"Oh Sasuke! I Knew you love me too! What am I thinking of you doing- I mean Naruto is just a dobe you can never like him! Come on Sasuke lets show Ino-pig our love!!" Sakura declared in one breathing, the fake Sasuke turned to Naruto and gave him some money to pay their ramen.

"Sorry dobe I need to go..." and with that they left Naruto alone in the ramen shop, eyes downcasted hidden in shadows. Ayame stared at the usually loud boy with concern in her eyes, "Naruto-kun, are you alright?"

The blonde slowly nodded and stood up to leave. Two pair of eyes watching him...

Unknown to anyone the real Sasuke activated his sharingan...

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Sakura released her jutsu as her body turned back from Sasuke to hers and her clone disappeared in a puff of smoke. Since Sasuke came back he was always preoccupied by the blonde idiot, thinking it was Naruto's fault she decided that breaking the blonde's heart would be the right way to win Sasuke. It was obvious that the kyuubi vessels was attracted to the Uchiha. (Okay people? Who got it right? May I see the hands? Very good! Nobody got it right… hehehehe…)

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Naruto sat at the Hokage's mountain eyes red from crying, why did the teme have to do that? Just to show him that he could never be love he did that? Blue eyes warmed as tears begun to form again, that bastard! Why did he fall for him?!

Sasuke heard Naruto's sobs and every little painful sound that the blonde was making was breaking his heart. His reverie was pushed off when Naruto opened his jacket and get him out of it.

"I guess I'm really destined to be alone ne teme?" Naruto chuckled sadly tears gliding smoothly down whiskered cheeks, Sasuke wanted to wipe away those tears and tell the dobe how wrong he was. But he couldn't, not in this form. The pink haired kunoichi would pay for the blonde's pain. The bitch...

"Naruto?"

Naruto wiped away his tears and turned to look around to see Iruka staring at him with concern on his eyes. "Naruto, what's wrong?" the academy teacher sat beside the blonde boy and Naruto, although now a young teen, buried his face to the chuunin's chest still holding the Sasuke doll.

"Iruka-sensei, Sasuke don't like me and just made fun of me!" the blonde cried out ignoring the fact that he was acting like a kid. For few minutes Iruka listened to his 'son' he knew what happened because he was there passing by the Ichiraku. He also knew Sakura was behind all this. But the chuunin decided not to tell it to Naruto for he knew that boy love the pink haired as a friend. The chuunin decide a different approach to console the blonde.

"Really? But that's impossible. Because Sasuke is on a mission with Kashi, an escorting mission." Iruka hoped he sounded believable unlike his liar lover.

Blue eyes turned to stare at him its light beginning to appear again, "Hounto ni? Hounto ni Iruka-sensei?"(1)

The chuunin smiled and nodded, "Yes, I think they'll be back after a couple of days."

"Then who was..."

"Maybe it's just Ino trying to make fun of Sakura. You know those too." brown eyes caught the doll on the blonde's hands, he reach for it and the boy blush cutely.

"Oh, a ball jointed Sasuke!" the chuunin knew that this was the true Sasuke too, he was awed to see that the Uchiha could be still for too long. Kakashi had slipped about turning the Uchiha into a doll last night at dinner and Iruka made the copy nin pay for his childishness.

"Kakashi gave it to me..." Naruto said in a small voice but loud enough for the chuunin to hear him, Iruka held the doll closer to himself and whispered so only the Uchiha could hear.

"I know what Kakashi did and I apologize, I can assure you he's sorry for what he did because I personally look after his punishment... And Sasuke? The jutsu will lose its effect after few days so just be with Naruto."A little lift of a brow was the only sign Sasuke gave Iruka that he was listening.

Naruto stared at the chuunin as he whispered something to the doll, Iruka was being weird on him maybe Kakashi's idiocy was rubbing unto him... 'NOOOOOO!! IIRRRRUUUUKKKKAAA-SENSEI!!'

Iruka glanced at the stupified Naruto who was in his own -I need to save Iruka world-, the chuunin grinned and give the doll back to Naruto. "So don't be too upset to your prince charming okay he'll be back to sweep your feet off to la la land."

"Iruka-sensei!" the blonde blushed hard, his face was so red Hinata would be ashamed. He shouldn't have said what he really feel about the Uchiha to the chuunin few years ago.

"Now now Naruto once Sasuke's back from the mission don't just throw yourself in to the bed alright? Makingout is okay but sex after marriage."

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Iruka watched as Naruto leave to go to the grocery, he smiled as the boy held at the Uchiha doll tightly. If the two boys found out about their feelings for each other, the chuunin doubt the sex before marriage would happen.

"See, Ruka I did well for them!" Kakashi whined as he got out of the chuunin's vest.

The chuunin smiled menancingly at his lover who was at that moment a two feet ball jointed doll, "You did well? Really Kashi? Because of what you did Naruto cried and Sasuke couldn't do anything because his Uchiha pride wouldn't let him tell my son that YOU turned him into doll. Yes Kashi you did well."

Kakashi shivered at the sarcasm drifting from his dolphin's voice, how he love this side of Iruka he looks so hot and sexy when angry! "Come on Ruka! If I didn't turn Sasuke into doll he wouldn't know what Naruto feelings for him are."the jounin whined but Iruka just glared at him. "So Ruka, please turn me back into your hunk!"

Iruka almost choked his own saliva. If in the near future, someone would tell him how lucky he was he got a genius for a lover he would die laughing at them.

"Sorry Kashi. But you'll stay like that till I decided to change you back."

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Sasuke fought a smile from resurfacing as he watched his blonde stroll at the grocery with a cart slowly filling with ramen. After several minutes they were at the cashier to pay for the dobe's grocery, but as he was about to pay the blonde found out that his wallet was missing. He started to freak out.

"If you can't pay get out." the cashier snorted and mumbled "monster" loud enough for Sasuke and Naruto to hear. The Uchiha was about to trow all cautions to the air by beating the cashier when a voice was heard.

"That's not the way to serve your costumer."

Blue and black eyes widened as they look at their side...

"Neji?"

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Kailleh: Okay pipz! Who got it right? Hands please! Hehehehe... Cheers for Iruka-sensei!! Hiphip! Hooray!! He's cool neh? And turned Kakashi into a BJD! Hehehe. Yay for Neji-sama! I love him! Well, what do you all think? Review! Review! Please! It forces me to write faster so please rain of reviews fall upon me. Ja ne! Sorry for Sakura ok? Don't be mad.

(1) Really? Really Iruka-sensei?

P.S. For those who don't know what a ball jointed doll(BJD) is, just search some pics from Yahoo or Google. You guys will love it.