At the third count, a young boy with black hair, glasses, and a scar mark in the shape of a lightening bolt popped through the door running and panting. He stopped short of the group, and looked a bit confused. "Wingardium Leviosa?"

The boy frowned and took out some parchment bound by ribbon, obviously an old fashion script.

Harry Focker and the Big Marijuana Bust (Part XXI) By O.K. Rolling

(Harry enters and chants Wingardium Leviosa spell)

Harry Focker: "And so, ye shalt rise!"

Hermie Stranger: "Golly, gee whiz, Harry" * snort * "That's perty neato- spiffy!"

Harry Focker: "Quiet, Hermie, we need silence to make this work!"

Hermie Stranger: "Well garsh, Harry, when did yewwwww become the shmart one?"

Wong Measly: "Well I do say! Shut your bloody hole you bloody fool! Harry, ole chap, is trying to work! As for me, I'm off to the gift shop for some sweets, I do say! Cheerio!"

Harry laughed to himself. What would that Rolling think of next?

"I'm in the wrong studio, aren't I?" Harry said grimly.

Link frowned. "I'm afraid so. What is your name, boy?"

"Harry Focker"

"Ah you should be in the next studio over. Aren't you filming Harry Focker and the Big Marijuana Bust?"

"Yes, yes I am. How'd you know?"

"I'm a big fan of yours, Mr. Focker. Ms. Rolling is ingenious…Say, can I have-"

"Shut up, Link! We have work to do!" Din barked. "Terribly sorry, Sir Focker, but we have our own things to do. Ta-ta!"

Harry Focker waved good-bye with a quick "Cheerio!" and left.

Link sulked. "But I wanted-"

"Shut up, and let us continue!"

The garbage bag glowed when they plugged it in, a magical aura of blue and black. The three Goddesses chanted over and over again:

"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble"

"Eye of newt and leg stubble,"

"One part sugar, one part sass,

"Lift this fat boy off his ass!"

The bag trembled with energy, and suddenly lifted above Rauru's body and dumped at least 5 pounds of glowing sand on him. Rauru about wet his pants, feeling himself suddenly float.

The Goddesses and Link cheered loudly. Rauru was placed gently on his feet, and he grinned, happy to be up.

The Goddesses vanished in puffs of glittery magic puffs, and Link lifted up his robes, heading to the podium above the Spiritual Stone's stands. He lifted his ocarina to his lips, and played Zelda's Lullaby. He suddenly vanished and Rauru guessed he went to Zelda's castle to beat the shit out of Sheik and get forgiveness from Zelda.

Rauru suddenly knew what he could do. He slowly took out each Spiritual Stone, letting them shine in the light coming from a window high above. They looked almost surreal. Then, stepping to the podium where the gems went, he exclaimed,

"These have GOT to be worth at LEAST 10 boxes of pastries!" and ran-or waddled in his case-out the door.

THE END

Ha! I'm done! I had a lot of fun writing this, and I'm hoping you guys had as much fun reading it! But don't you worry, I'll be back with * possibly * a Harry Focker story, and if you're lucky, a sequel to this story! R/R is very much appreciated.