Right, first I must apologise because I don't seem to be getting too many ideas (aka: no ideas) for this story, I am trying but I'm distracted by, umm, other fics, and before you ask, that's not an excuse, because if it was, it would be the lamest excuse I'd ever have the misfortune to come up with.

This commentary is dedicated to Radha24, because they're the only CFF to review, and's cool!

So... seeing as I'm out of ideas I thought I'd interview our no.1 most hated (but loved because we get to punish him) villain!

Me: So... Orpheus, what do you think of this so far?

Orpheus: ...

Me: Come on, you hate club wants to know how to punish you!

Orpheus: ...

Me: And your fan club needs to know what you're going through to be able to rescue you!

Orpheus: Well, where do I start?

Me: Wherever you want, dimbo!

Orpheus: Why I outta...!

Me: *pulls out the leeks* You wanna finish that sentence, sweety?

Orpheus: *mutters*

Me: Now we're all buddies again, let's get down to business!

Orpheus: I can't believe you've managed to pull 2 reviews...

Me: Well, I was hoping for more but 2 are still AWESOME!

Orpheus: This is gonna be a loooong interview...

Me: So... hello Hanban915 and thank you for the first review! I'm so glad you liked!

Orpheus: How people can like you being mean to a lovely bloke like me is unfathomable...

Me: *ignores tactically* and HI RADHA24!

Orpheus: *grumble* I'm gonna sue you.

Me: A fictional character suing someone, this I gotta see!

Orpheus: *growl*

Me: You know, you're gonna regret that comment, you gave me an idea (finally). *Halo appears over head*

Orpheus: What-why-who-where? I TAKE IT BACK!

Me: Too late now, sunshine!

Orpheus: Do you hate me? *tears spring forth*

Me: Yes. To any of you Orpheus fans out there, sorry but it's my opinion and you have to admit, leek-slapping him was amusing :)

Orpheus: IT WAS CRUEL, UNEXPECTED, AND DISGUSTING-

Me: And don't forget wet, the leeks were wet.

Orpheus: AND WET!

Me: It was fun.

Orpheus: And you turned me into troll pie.

Me: Technically you weren't actually troll pie, you were in a troll pie.

Orpheus: YOU LITTLE-

Me: I'd be very careful about what you're about to say, my dear.

Orpheus: Why?

Me: Because I'm the author.

Orpheus: What's that got to do with anything?

Me: If I'm the author, I can make more bad things happen to you, love.

Orpheus: Ah...

Me: Well, folks, it seems that this interview has run out of time.

Orpheus: Thank god.

Me: See you next time, and don't forget the leeks!