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Sorry Peeps, I know it's been a long time since I updated but life kicked me in the balls, repeatedly, over and over, day after day, until I stood up and caught the kick only to break my hand! Just kidding, I have been working hard though so that's my excuse. Anyway… im still looking for a beta reader, I need one who will kick my ass and get me writing, because my muse has fled and I need to find a substitute. So if your interested just message me. I read every review and your opinions do matter to me, and the more reviews I get the more I am inclined to write, guilt trips work just as well. Now in the center ring…
As always I don't own the rights to Naruto and I probably never will. There is always hope and the very brief chance I'm distantly related to Masashi Kishimoto… there is hope… =(
Chapter Three of New Beginnings
Previously
Naruto went through his options and didn't like them; he could fight and most certainly die in a battle against a superior opponent. Or he could die.
'Fuck this!' Naruto thought. He disengaged the swordsman and bit his thumb and started going through the hand seals for the summoning technique but never finished them, he was suddenly and violently interrupted by a high pressure ball of water that slammed him into the side of the cabin. He saw through bleary eyes a woman with long red hair walking towards him through the fading mist.
"Good going kit, you got yourself banished, you received an oh so fancy sword from some dead guy you helped kill back when you were a kid, then you fell of a cliff, then you woke up surrounded by ninja and had the common decency to get your ass kicked, and you managed to survive a whole week out of the village before someone ended you pitiful existance. Way. To. Go."
The giant fox looked down over the supine form of Naruto. Naruto looked up at the demon lord and gave him a dead pan look. In his mind he was processing the fact that he was dying, the great demon spoke again,
"We have two options here, I could ride your soul like a rollercoaster all the way to the afterlife, berating you the whole way and calling out the sights, or I could awaken your bloodline. Which do you prefer?"
Deadpan
"Thought so but first let me get a little more comfortable, this process is going to be long and painful, at least for you. But hey if it was easy I wouldn't get any fun out of it!"
With that the great demon lord shrank, turning into the most beautiful woman that Naruto had ever seen. She was about 5' 6" tall and had long crimson hair that went down to her round butt. She had pleasantly plump c-cup breasts and was wearing a very ornate kimono that depicted blackbirds flying over a burning village.
'Really… even her kimono is bloodthirsty. Wait a sec, She?' Naruto gave the now revealed Kyuubi a once over and thought, 'Hmmm, she is kind of hot, but I can't let her know I think that, she would never let me live it down.'
Naruto looked at her and said oh so eloquently said, "Well shit, you're a girl."
Kyuubi looked Naruto in the eyes and gave him the look (ya know tha one)
"That's it, that's all I get? The most powerful demon in existence is a girl and I get a 'well shit'?"
Naruto sighed and turned around looking at the ceiling in deep thought,
"In the last few days I got kicked out of my village, met with two ninjas who I watched die, and was kidnapped and then killed by strange ninjas without knowing what the hell was going on. I have been up and down an emotional rollercoaster and therefore the fact that you are a girl is not the most troublesome thing on my mind right now."
"Well let's get on with the show then!" At this the Kyuubi snapped her fingers and placed her hands on the bars of the prison. Then the most excruciating pain that Naruto had ever felt erupted from behind his eyes. He collapsed on the floor panting as knowledge that he could have no way of knowing flashed into his mind. Knowledge of seals and kenjutsu ran unbidden through his racing mind. And finally the memories of his parents came through his mind; His father, Namikaze Minato, The Yellow Flash himself, and his mother Uzumaki Kushina, the Red Death of Konoha. And he cried. He cried over the loss of his parents, over there sacrifice, in anger over his own sacrifice, and for the fact that he was wanted, that he had a family, and that he had a purpose.
Outside the Mindscape
"Holy Shit, I killed him" said a redheaded woman standing above the body of Naruto. She had just gotten done checking for a pulse, and finding none, turned to walk away. When her back was turned the most brilliant wight light erupted out of the eyes of Naruto's corpse. What followed next would go down in the history books as the most significant meeting since Harashima Senju met Madara Uchiha to discuss the building of a ninja village.
And thats a Wrap. Im sorry about the immensly long time since ive updated, its inexcusable. Hopefully ill be updating more regularly. Please review and respond, they give me inspiration on what to do next.
