All my life was boring your average until I had met them but now I'm a proxy I am friends with everyone in the mansion I sometimes have to break up fights I but love everyone they are great and every day's is an adventure I always have time to help out I'm Jeff's proxy/bestie but I've picked up some "talents" from spending time with the other pastas Ben's hacking E.J.'s taste for organs mine is the heart mainly and eyes for a snack here is a little info about myself my name was Clyde I am now called mystery I am 120 I I am a proxy so I don't age (physically or mentally) I was always fascinated and could see creepy pastas the first one I met was Slender man when I was six years old the night I had become nineteen I had met my soon to be bff/kb Jeff the infamous killer he tried to kill me little did he know I had my pencil(my weapon of choice when it's disguised) he had already "taken care" of my family except for my little sister shh he is coming this way I'm not "going to sleep" time to fight back I grabbed my pencil and slowly got out of my window I climbed on to the roof I could hear him checking my room he was so angry not to see me in my bed ha ha you should have heard him it was hilarious he then noticed my window was open and decided to investigate I noticed there was someone down in the bushes it was eyeless Jack he was relaying info to Jeff I could see trying to climb up here, here we are Jeff the infamous killer vs. a young seer Jeff: kid you have made it harder than it should be me: how about we make a deal if I win you two go back from where you came from and if I lose you get to kill me and EJ gets my kidneys deal Jeff/EJ: deal! Me: well then I hope your ready*changes my pencil to its scythe form*(my weapon in attack mode) come at me*runs at him* Jeff: nice try kid *shadow walks* me: why not stop being coward and fight me like a real man instead of some dog with their tail between their legs