"This is your principal Mr. Belding with a very important announcement!" the voice beamed through the speaker causing the whole class to take notice. Mr. McGee froze. Jessie, Kelly, and Lisa sat up straight. Slater stopped goofing off with Ox.

Zack lifted his head up from his desk, "Hey, maybe he's retiring early!"

Mr. Belding's voice continued through the speaker, "I am sorry to say that one of Bayside's favorite graduates, Frederick Field passed away yesterday."

Everyone in the class awed.

"Hey, did he invent the football field?" Ox asked excitedly palming a football he had brought to class.

"Contrary to popular belief, he was not the inventor of the football field," Belding blared. "He was the inventor of waistbands for underwear."

"Aw, gee! What a great man!" The hefty Ox admired as he tugged the waist of his pants.

"Thanks to the power of the airwaves, he heard about the Bayside budget crisis, and he left the students $10,000 in his will!"

"Wow!" Kelly exclaimed.

"$10,000!" Jessie cooed.

"I knew he was my favorite alumni for a reason!" Zack cheered.

Mr. Belding continued through the speaker, "In honor of his passing and his great service to the school, we will have a dance this Friday. We will also be holding a school council meeting in the gym tomorrow where students can vote on suggestions of what to do with the generous donation."

"I've got a suggestion. Let's give it all to me!" Zack joked. Everyone turned around and grimaced at him. "That's a reflex, too," he shrugged and sat back down in his chair.

"The will states that the money must be used to benefit the school, so don't get any funny ideas," Mr. Belding informed as if he heard Zack's comment. "Be prepared to present your ideas to the school in the gym tomorrow!"

Mr. Belding stood on the stage as the Bayside student body settled into their seats. Slater, Kelly, Jessie, Zack, and Lisa took their seats in the front side row. "Where's Screech?" Jessie asked as she looked at the empty chair beside Lisa.

Mr. Belding stepped up to the microphone, "Welcome to a very special council meeting. Thanks' to Mr. Frederick Field's generous funds, we are going to open the floor to anyone who would like to give their suggestions. Alright, first up, we have Screech Powers representing the Bayside Bug Club!" he held up a hand pointing in Screech's direction.

"There he is!" Slater motioned with a grin. The students applauded as Screech made his way to the stage carrying a big container covered up in a sheet.

"I knew he was going to do something about bugs! I just knew it!" Lisa shook her head as she whispered to Zack.

Screech still holding the surprise under a sheet, stepped up to the microphone confidently, "As Bayside's big bug man," he introduced waving a finger, " I suggest we build the nation's first high school insect museum! Take a look at our friendly creepy crawlers!" he began to unveil a glass aquarium, when it slipped out of his hands and crashed on the floor right in front of the first row of students. All of the students jumped up screaming and fled the gymnasium.

Screech stared at the mess beside of Mr. Belding, "Oops!" he told Mr. Belding as he held the sheet that once covered all the insects that were now crawling around the gym. Then, he handed the sheet to a shocked Mr. Belding and walked out.

Mr. Belding started to call after him, but was in too much surprise and at a loss for what to do.

After the insects were accounted for, the students returned to the gym. This time, Zack and Slater stepped up to the microphone both looking smug and confident in their suggestion.

"The sports program is a big money-maker for the school!" Slater began.

"That's right! But to keep it that way we need state of the art equipment! Like AstroTurf on the football field," Zack added waving his arms in the air.

"Yeah," Slater agreed and clapped.

"And a dome over the baseball field!" Zack announced confidently. Slater continued to clap and agree.

"Hey, let me tell ya, we drop a lot of fly balls in the sun!" he informed the students as he pointed a finger at them.

"A lot fly balls!" Slater chimed and clapped. Mr. Belding made his way up to the stage as Zack and Slater continued to make the crowd clap and cheer.

"Zack," Mr. Belding interrupted sticking his head between Zack and Slater to reach the microphone. "A dome would cost over a million dollars!"

Zack and Slater stepped back a little disappointed, but still thinking.

"Alright then," Zack agreed unwillingly. Mr. Belding began to walk off stage.

"Ray bans for the outfielders!" Zack flung his arms open wide and yelled. Again this sent the students and Slater cheering.

Just then, Jessie jumped up out of her seat. "Hey, the guys are right! The money should go for the sports programs! I mean, all of our teams are in financial need!"

Zack and Slater looked half shocked that she agreed with anything they had said.

"Money for sports!" Lisa cheered.

"Money for sports!" Kelly continued.

Soon the whole crowd was clapping along as the girls chanted again and again trying to persuade the crowd. Even Mr. Belding was clapping along.

"Alright, maybe we should tell them," Slater said softly to Zack.

"Girls! Girls!" Zack yelled to get their attention.

"Girls! Thanks for your support, but, uh, I don't think we're talking about the same thing here," he told them slightly amused.

"Uh, yeah," Slater continued rubbing his hands together. "Um, we're talking about guys teams! You know, the real sports of the school!" he smiled at them trying to make them understand.

"You pig!" Jessie said in disgust.

"Wait a minute, are you saying that girl sports don't count?" Lisa asked incredulously. Kelly and Jessie folded their arms and glared at Zack and Slater.

"No, no, no, no! Of course not!" Zack assured them. "Girls sports count, just not enough to get money!" he told them shoving his hands into his pockets.

"Right!" Slater backed him up.

"Wait a minute, that's not fair," Kelly countered, "Boys sports get everything already!"

"Well, that's because we bring in all the money that pays for your dumb sports, like softball," Slater made sure to say softball in a mocking voice.

"That's right!" Zack backed him up.

"Our sports are not dumb - you –- you-!" Kelly yelled infuriated, but couldn't think of a word to fight back.

"Muscle bound monkey!" Jessie finished for her. Suddenly, the students were arguing and boys were fighting against girls raising arms and voices. Mr. Belding jumped off the stage in attempting to prevent a war from taking place.

"Hey, hey, hey!" he yelled. "Everybody settle down! We will settle this the only way I can see how-in a contest tomorrow! Girls versus boys to see which sports teams will get the money. Now, you each need to pick four members that will represent your side. Now everyone get back to class!"

Jessie, Lisa, and Kelly walked up to Zack and Slater. "May the best team win."

"And I guess we all know who that team is," Zack countered giving Slater five. "Oh, Lisa, are we still going to the Max tonight?" he asked.

"Ha! Ha ha!" she laughed and walked off with Jessie and Kelly.

"Was it something I said?" Zack cracked a small smile.