OM FREAKING G!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! I was reading my reviews like " Go Rachel, Go Rachel" ( not exactly, but you get the point). Thanks pees. The "wilds came from a book my great aunt wrote and published (that is what she called her 7 kids), it's quiet a funny book.. She inspired me for a lot of the comedy I put in my story. So here is chappy 4...ENJOY!!!
Kagome knew what she was in for, but Inuyasha didn't and that made her happy that he was walking into hell with a blindfold on. "Parenthood always looks easy to the outsider," she thought to herself. "I'll have him running for the hills by lunch," she thought to herself again, "perfect!".
"Move to Japan," she scoffed. Inuyasha had made them wait by the gate while he went to get his car. Kagome was tending to a complaint of a untied shoe when he pulled up in his nice black land rover. Kagome laughed a little to herself, "he is a total air head," she said aloud. "Mommy what's a airhead," asked Kano. "Your father," said Kagome bluntly. Kano looked at his sister and she shrugged her shoulders and smirked, "you're the older one your supposed to know these things," she said. "Shut up girl I do know," he said as he looked at the ground and back up at his sister, " an air head is some one who lost their brain a long time ago and now that it is empty all they have is air". Kaori looked at her brother like the stupid boy she knew him to be and turned to walk to the car, "yes and my bed time is 10 o'clock" Kaori said smugly.
Kagome had gottin used to their little rants, she sometimes found them even funny…sometimes, then there where the others when she had to lay down the law and two 4 year old bodies along with it. Kagome slid into the passenger seat, and looked into the back seat where both Kano and Kaori sat unbuckled and not in their car seat as Inuyasha began to pull off. "Hum Inuyasha aren't you forgetting something," asked Kagome pointing into the backseat. "Eh what?," asked Inuyasha as he looked into the backseat.
Kagome rolled her eyes, "their car seats for one and they weren't even buckled in," she said. "Their hanyou they won't actually get hurt," he said as he went to pull off. "Inuyasha!!," yelled Kagome, he was such an idiot. "Well why didn't you tell me woman," Inuyasha spat back, " they must not have been that important if you forgot them!," he yelled. Kagome wanted to slap him, but that would give the children new ideas on how to torture each other, and slaps is something that she quiet frankly didn't want or need to deal with. So she did something equally as bad…she punched him…in the arm and quiet hard. Inuyasha was taken off guard at Kagome's weird use of violence, she was the most non-violent person he knew…but then again. "I did not forget them, I told you that you where responsible for them today," she yelled back, " maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all, and that's weird cause that's the only kind of ideas I have…..," she ran off. "And she calls me conceded," Inuyasha huffed. Kagome sent him a death glare, "it's only 10 am and your already pushing my buttons," Kagome said huffing and crossing her arms. "Fine woman, where are the damn car seats," said Inuyasha parking the car and turning it off. Kagome smirked, "in my car of the top floor of the parking garage". Inuyasha growled and Kagome giggled, she really liked pissing him off, she forgot how good she was at it. "Oh and Inuyasha if you cruse around them again, I'll pull those little doggy ears of the top of your head," said Kagome looking at him with a clear warning in her eyes, "got me?". Inuyasha knew she wasn't kidding, "uh huh," was all he could reply.
Then something dawned on Inuyasha, "this bitch thinks she has control over me, because of the kids," he thought. Inuyasha got a bad idea. He turned the car back on and took off up the ramp to the top level of the parking structure with Kagome screaming and the kids laughing in the back.
When he got up to the top he looked at Kagome with a smirk on his face. "Fast enough for yah babe," asked Inuyasha. Kagome glared at him," GET THE…," she wanted to cruse so badly, "GET THE FREAKING CAR SEATS!!!!". Inuyasha was pleased with himself as he got out the car. Kagome was pissed, and laughed to herself, "Sooner or later that idiot is going to realize that he doesn't know what my car looks like and that he doesn't have the keys to my car," said Kagome aloud as she leaned against the arm rest.
Inuyasha was a few steps away for his car before he realized, "hey which one is Kagome's car?". He turned around to the car with Kagome dangling the keys in her hand. Inuyasha grumbled something about " smart-ass women who think they know everything". Inuyasha reached the car and Kagome dropped the car keys in his hand, "the blue cobalt…babe," she said. Inuyasha turned around and walked off.
Kano and Kaori looked at each other. Kano shook his head and went back to his handheld game. Kaori didn't understand the difference in what her parents where doing than what she and her bother do to each other…annoy the hell out of each other. She didn't dare say anything to her mother she was young she still had life to live.
Kagome sighed in the front seat, "what am I getting myself into?," she asked herself quietly. She turned her head to look out the window and a black Lexus caught her eye, "hum I thought this level was only for people who lived on my floor," she thought to herself, " I've never noticed this car before" Her gut telling her that she should probably tell Inuyasha about the suspicious car, but as always she a ignored her gut feeling a proceeded with the day.
Inuyasha came back about 20 minutes later with two car seats in his hands. "Well what took you so long gosh," said Kagome flopping backward in her seat. Inuyasha didn't look to happy, " these fucking car seats are harder to get off than a boner," he said opening the back door. Kagome picked up a small object sitting in his cup holder a flung it at him…she caught him in the ear. "Oww bitch what the hell was that for?!," yelled Inuyasha as he rubbed his ear. The look on Kagome's face was not a pretty one, "oh," said Inuyasha as he replayed what he just said in his mind again.
Kagome turned around again and the black Lexus that had caught her attention before was now gone. She couldn't put her finger on it but for some reason she now had a very bad feeling in the pit of her stomach.
After 20 minutes of Inuyasha fighting with the car seats they where now in place and they where leaving the parking structure. Kano and Kaori where in the back seat talking about adventures that they dreamed up, but persisted that they where in fact real, no matter how diluted they where. Kagome and Inuyasha had no other choice but to listen to the tales of fight the boogie man's pet lion and going on a hunting expedition in the middle on the night in the back of the closet.
Inuyasha breathed a sigh of relief when the pulled up to the mall. Kagome kept her mouth shut. Unknowingly Inuyasha had parked at the entrance of the mall that was right next to the toy store. "This is going to be fun," thought Kagome as she climbed out of the humongous car. Inuyasha had the kids already out of the seat and they where still going on about things that never happened and would in reality never happen, but no need to spoil their fun…right?
Kagome was walking beside Inuyasha when she looked to check if any cars where coming she spotted a black Lexus that looked a lot like the one she had seen earlier. "Kagome there is not only one person in the world that owns a Lexus, chill out girl," she said to herself.
Inuyasha knew that Kagome was up to something, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He knew what it was right when they walked into the mall and he heard, "DADDY!!! Can we go into the toy store, please!!," they yelled pulling on his arm. Inuyasha turned around and glared at her, Kagome muffled a giggled and turned too the window of the next store over. Inuyasha in retaliation got an idea, "ask your mother," he said. Kagome wheeled around toward Inuyasha. "Sorry kids I don't know it's up to your dad,". Inuyasha should have expected that much from her, he didn't know why he thought he could win that particular battle. So far it was Kagome -10, Inuyasha-0. It was sad.
Not realizing that he was being pulled into the toy store Inuyasha came face to face with a grand size teddy bear sitting in the center of the store. Inuyasha jumped at the sight of the bear and almost shit his pants, lucky he was able to keep his blows in check.
Kagome walked in a safe distance behind Inuyasha.
Kano and Kaori on the other where on the natural high of toy shopping. It was a kids dream. A store full of toys and a father with a visa black card…the possibilities where endless. Kagome walked up next to Inuyasha, " Malibu Barbie-$12, hot wheels collectors set-$26, a father that you can manipulate to get you anything you want…priceless," Kagome said with a little laugh. Kano had darted off to the bike section and Kaori had her sights set on the new Barbie doll that had just came out.
Kagome had never seen those little bodies move so fast. They where like dope fiends with a sugar rush. Scary. She turned towards Inuyasha , " you better do something fast or else you won't be able to say no to those little faces and you credit card will be hurting," she said as she walked away to round up the wilds before they tore down the store.
Inuyasha knew it!! She planned it ! She knew that the toy store was here and she knew that those hyper infused kids would dart for the store the first chance they got. "That woman will be the death of me and those kids will be the death of my credit card," he said a walked of toward the ravened haired woman in front of him. Inuyasha couldn't believe how fast kids could go from 0 to 100 in less than 60 seconds if the surrounds where just right, in this case anything colorful and plastic sent his kids into a whirlwind of, "oh daddy can I have that?," and ,"what about those?". It was simply amazing.
"Forget trying to figure out a woman," Inuyasha thought to himself, " try figuring out the mind of a 4 year old!". Kaori had came up to him with about 9 Barbie dolls in her little hand. "Daddy I want these, PLEASE!!," said Kaori jumping up and down. Inuyasha almost couldn't say, finally he got a good hold on his balls , "One," said Inuyasha smiling at her, she really did look like Kagome. "Aww one," said Kaori pouting. "One or none," said Inuyasha kneeling down and taking some out of her hands. "Okay," sighed Kaori clearly defeated, " I want this one," she said a dropped the rest of them. "You better pick those up young lady, " said Kagome coming up from behind with Kano's hand in hers. Kano was sporting a red race car in his other hand.
Inuyasha looked up at Kagome who only shrugged her shoulders. Truth was she did know she got him into this mess, but the other truth was she didn't care. Although it was very well played, Inuyasha knew he had to be on his game today. One of the reason why he fell for Kagome in the first place was that she knew how to play her game…and well. Today would be eventful at the least.
After buying the toys for the two over excited wilds Inuyasha had managed to pass an ice cream shop and two candy shops without buying anything. He was getting pretty good at this…or so he thought. He looked over at Kagome who was carrying a very excited Kano as he pointed to things in windows that had a good potential to break very easily.
Inuyasha was walking with Kaori's hand in his, while she talked idly about a boy in her daycare that ate the clay so that none of the other kids could play with it. Inuyasha was coming in and out of the conversation with her, he had the weirdest feeling as if he was being watched. He blew it off, it was probably some 10 year old staring at his ears or something. He looked over Kagome was at his side, he felt a little better knowing that she was close.
They rounded the corner and there was a barns and nobles. Inuyasha knew what was coming, either a.) he was going to be left alone with two over active 4 year olds or b.) he was going to have to endure a hour or more in a very boring bookstore . Mostly likely Kagome was going to drag him into the most boring place in the world(not in my opinion I love Barnes and Nobles shelf after shelf of books what better place to spend your life!!!! Not jk-ing) while she spent her precious little time perusing the books. "Inuyasha I think that I'm going to go into the bookstore ," said Kagome as she put Kano down and walked off toward the bookstore. "Uh Kagome don't you think that we should let them decided," asked Inuyasha with a smirk, "I mean after all it is their day.
Kagome knew the game he was trying to play and he was in for a big surprise. "Okay," she said, "but Inuyasha their already in the store" Inuyasha looked and indeed there where two little bodies running toward the back of the store in the children section. Kagome laughed at Inuyasha facial expression. "Do you really think that they lived with me for four years and didn't grow up on books!," asked Kagome mockingly shocked, "Inuyasha I know it's been a long time, but you under estimate me". With that Kagome turned around and walked into the store. Inuyasha had lost…again. Kagome-11 and Inuyasha-still 0.
Inuyasha walked begrudgingly into the store. "Why would anybody want to waste their time reading," asked Inuyasha to himself aloud. Kagome sighed, she always knew that Inuyasha didn't like reading, no not because he couldn't because she was pretty sure he could, just that he didn't like to take the time out to actually sit down a read a book. Though if he couldn't read she wouldn't be surprised. Kagome walked toward the back of the store with Inuyasha close behind her.
Kagome got a funny feeling in the back of her head. She turned to look at Inuyasha but he was looking of to the side. "Hum," thought Kagome, "it's probably nothing just someone staring at my earrings or something," as she continued to walk into the back of the store with a sulking hanyou behind her. "Inuyasha you can wait outside if you really don't want to be in here," said Kagome as she read the back of a book. Inuyasha didn't want to tell her that he thought that someone was following them.
"Feh," was his only response.
"Typical Inuyasha," said Kagome quietly. "Hey woman I heard that," Inuyasha yelled at her. "Inuyasha gezz it's a bookstore not the freaking race tracks quiet down gosh," said Kagome turning around back to the bookshelf.
20 minutes and 6 books later they where ready to go. "I'm going to go get the kids," said Inuyasha after he paid for Kagome's books after a short protest from Kagome, but then she figured why turn down free books? Inuyasha walked toward the children's, but didn't pick up their sent. He rounded the corner and sure enough they weren't their. He went through the shelves, but still couldn't find them. Being in a mall their scents where a little harder to pick up. It was as if he could smell everything else but them
He walked up to Kagome uneasily . "UH Kagome Kano and Kaori aren't in the in children's section and I can't find them anywhere" said Inuyasha scratching his head. Kagome looked at him with panic very apparent in her eyes, "Wh-wh-what did you say," she stuttered, "what do you mean their not their!. Inuyasha leaned back out of her range of fire. "How can they not be there Inuyasha they where when we walked into the store!," she yelled at him indirectly as she spun around looking for them. Inuyasha grabbed her and held her still, "don't worry we'll find them," said Inuyasha looking at her. Kagome looked as though she was going to cry, and she probably was, she nodded her head at they took off down the hallway.
Meanwhile Kano and Kaori had managed to follow the man the promised them a lost puppy out of the store. After 5 minutes of walking Kano saw that they were coming up to the mall door leading outside, he stopped and grabbed Kaori's arm. "I think we should go back," said Kano. Kaori rolled her eyes, "Well duh I was following you," she said poking him in the arm. "DON'T POKE ME GIRL!," said Kano slapping her hand. Kano leaned in and whispered in Kaori's ear, "when I tap you shoulder run, okay?," he said, Kaori nodded. The man in the suite in front of them stopped and turned around, "hey guys it's just a little farther," he said pointing out the door to the Lexus parked outside," see that car right there, that's where the puppy is at".
Kano looked at Kaori who was looking out the door. "Oh I'm sorry I forgot that I'm allergic to puppies ," said Kaori with a smile. The man looked at them confused at then quickly caught on and lunged to grab them. Kano had tapped Kaori's shoulder and they took off back down the hall. "Stop those kids they stole my watch!," the man yelled. Kano and Kaori where half way down the hall by the time the man had a chance to yell. There demon blood was making them run faster and faster.
"I smell mommy down this hall," said Kano as he hit the corner, bumping into a lady with a lot of bags in her hands. " You little brat pick those bags up," the overly perfumed lady yelled. Kaori saw the lady grabbing her brothers arm roughly and the man in the suite coming up from behind her. Kano hand his hand covering his nose, the smell of the perfume was to much for his sensitive nose and he was starting to get light headed. Kaori ran up to the lady, " I'm sorry lady, but my brother can't understand you because he can't hear and he was running away from his imaginary friend so you see I'll just take him and go back to my parents," she said with a hand on his shoulder.
"No not until he picks up my bags," the lady yelled. Kaori looked back the man was 10 steps away from them, so she did something she knew she would get in trouble for…she bit the lady's arm and ran off with Kano with a screaming lady behind her. "Goodness that lady smelt sooooooo bad!," said Kano, " she smelt like mommy's smell good stuff only really really bad!".
"You owe me!," said Kaori cutting through and electronics store, following Kagome's scent... They where getting close. "Yeah yeah I hear you," said Kano as they rounded another corner.
Inuyasha turned around he could smell them now… and they where coming fast. "Kagome there coming up behind us," Inuyasha said turning her around. "Hum," said Kagome as she turned around, she could sense their aura's and they where coming up behind them. "Why are they coming so fast," Kagome thought a loud. Inuyasha looked at the corner and sure enough two blurs of black came right at them, Inuyasha reached over and pulled Kagome out of the way. Kano and Kaori came crashing into the wall behind Inuyasha and Kagome.
Kagome was in a mix between anger and relief, even though someone didn't kill them when they left she might right then and there. Inuyasha had a firm hold on her arm. She looked back at him and he shook his head," is he telling what I should and shouldn't do?," thought Kagome.
Kaori looked at Kano, " you go first," she mouthed. Kano looked at her and shook his head, "you," he mouthed back. Kaori shook her head, "you owe me," she mouthed back to him and smiled. Kano sighed, she was right and now he was going to have to take the heat. He didn't know how Inuyasha would react, but he knew that no matter how bad it got it was nothing compared to his mom, the only thing to do…. was lie. He ran up to Kagome and wrapped his arms around her legs, "mommy it was this man in the store and he said that you had left and to follow him and he would take us to you, " Kano said pulling on her pants leg toward the corner that he and Kaori had came form.
Kaori looked at her brother and then caught on, "Yeah and when we got to the door he tired to grab us so we ran all the way back to the bookstore, but then Kano said that he smelled you and that you where around the corner so we ran all the way around the store," yelled Kaori jumping up and down, " and then this lady grabbed Kano and wouldn't let him go so I bit her!"
Inuyasha and Kagome exchanged glanced with each other and then looked at the children. Their eyes where dilated and their hair slightly ruffled. Kagome bent down and picked up Kano, of course she believed them…well some of it.
After Kano and Kaori explained there brief Duke of Hazards moment they made their way out of the mall, making clear that they weren't scared at all and that they gave the man a run for his money. Inuyasha was coming to see why Kagome called them the wilds. They where indeed given the right nickname. "They probably should have been named Tarzan and Jane," Inuyasha thought. They made it to the car and Kano and Kaori busy occupying their time with their new toys when they where put into their car seats.
Kagome sighed as she climbed into the passenger seat of Inuyasha's car. "What's wrong," asked Inuyasha as he pulled out of the parking lot headed to a restaurant across town that he liked. Kagome leaned her head back against the head rest, "I don't whether to classify their adttiudes as independent or stupidity," she said with a sigh. Inuyasha looked at her with a questioning look.
"Well you know that-,"Inuyasha started, but then his phone rang, "wait a sec".
Kagome was starting get back into the swing of things, being around Inuyasha wasn't something to be taken lightly. The feeling of someone watching because most times they were, things popping up out of the blue, and things just falling apart because it's the right moment for it to be a very big inconvenience. It helps to have a plan, even though nothing ever follows through. Kagome leaned back and sighed at he fact that while with Inuyasha nothing was ever going to go according to plan, she had two 4 year old wilds with a imaginations that put Walt Disney to sham to testify to that.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome who's attention was out the window at the moment. Inuyasha pulled into the parking lot of the restaurant and stopped the car. " Hey just go in and take a seat, " said Inuyasha ," I gotta take this call k?". "Yeah sure," said Kagome as she climbed out of the car and unbuckled the kids. "Hey just grab a seat real quick alright," said Inuyasha, " and Kagome don't talk to anyone. Kagome rolled her eyes, "Inuyasha I'm a grown woman I think that I know not to talk to strangers unless they give me candy," she said as she rounded the car. Inuyasha smirked and let it pass, she didn't know how serious he was.
Inuyasha went back to his phone call, "Yeah Miroku what was that," he asked his right hand man. Inuyasha heard a sigh on the other end of the phone, "I said that we've tracked down Hokoshi and his guys," said Miroku, " and seems as though he sent some of his guys to China to follow you so just keep an eye out k?". "Yeah," said Inuyasha as he looked out the window to find a very familiar black Lexus sitting outside. "Hey Miroku did you get that information I asked you for?," asked Inuyasha with an eye still on the car as he spoke. "Uh yeah I did," said Miroku.
Meanwhile in the restaurant Kagome had managed to get a table and settle the two down a bit. She had a funny feeling in the pit of her stomach, like the one in the movies when you know something is about to happen but you don't know just what exactly. "Excuse me miss I noticed your kids from earlier today in the mall and I remember that they left their toy on the floor in the mall," the man in the black suite said as he leaned against the booth wall revealing a gun in his belt as he spoke, "it's in my car I could take them out real quick to get it".
Kagome was caught off guard , but then remember that she had dealt with much more big guys with more stuff than a tiny hand gun. "He really must be testosterone induced," Kagome thought to herself. She looked down at the picture that Kano was drawing and then back up at he man and smiled.
"I'm sorry if you haven't noticed the huge FLAKE off stamped across my forehead , because then not only are you stupid then you also must be blind too," said Kagome tilling her head, "I don't have time for you or your weak attempts to intimidate me, so now if you don't mind I'd like you leave or better yet just get the hell out of my face". The man looked at her as though she just slapped him in the face rather than his ego.
"I don't think that my mommy likes you very much, "said Kano as he colored on his place mat, " and if she doesn't like you then we don't like you either, right Kaori?". "Right," said Kaori as she dug through Kagome's purse for gum. "You better leave before my daddy gets here or else he'll beat you up," finished Kaori as she found the gum a shoved in her mouth. Kagome sighed, " You heard them you better leave before daddy does get here and the Flake off on my head will be the warning that you wish you took heed to," said Kagome with a evil smirk," good bye now".
The man regained his composer and gave a nod, "I guess we'll have to do this the other way," he said. "What ever that other way is you better make sure that it's full proof, because if it's not and you or whoever you work for lays a hand on them I'll personally blow a hole through it, you understand," Kagome said with a toss of her hair. The man gave another nod and turned to leave, passing Inuyasha on the way out.
"What was that about," asked Inuyasha as he sat down. Kagome looked down at Kano's picture again, "oh nothing just an old friend," said Kagome. "Huh," said Inuyasha, he knew that she was lying that's why she looked down, she always gave herself away with eye contact.
Dinner flew bye with an few more points racked by Kagome and even three or four by Inuyasha, he felt proud that he finally made it onto the score board. The ride home was a comfortable quite, and Kano and Kaori had managed to fall asleep.
As Kagome got out the car Inuyasha grabbed Kano and Kagome got Kaori out of the car seats and up into bed. "Well today was……interesting," Inuyasha managed to get out. Kagome giggled as she picked up a stray shoe off the floor. "Yeah dog-boy," she said, "next time I might just let you go by yourself". Inuyasha looked at her, "really?," he said. Kagome scoffed, "after today you must be kidding," she said mockingly. Inuyasha laughed, "yeah whatever," he said as he walked toward the door and opened it, " see yah-tomorrow, lock up".
Then he was gone.
A few hours later Kagome went to the bathroom to take her usual soak. "oh shit I left the car seats in Inuyasha car!," she thought hitting herself in the head. As she walked into the main room to call him she heard a knocking at the door. She held the phone in her hand as she walked to the door to see who it was. When she looked the peep hole was covered. "Who is it," asked Kagome as she stepped back form the door. There was no answer, "I said who is," Kagome repeated. Then the banging started. Kagome jumped, she looked toward the back of the apartment where their rooms where, she put the chain on the door and took another step back.
Kagome turned and lightly ran back to the kids room. "Sweeties get up," said Kagome as she shook them lightly, " mommy needs you to get up". Kaori rolled off her bed and hit the floor, "What mommy?," asked Kano groggily. Kagome picked Kaori up off the floor and grabbed Kano's hand, and lead them into her bedroom. The knocking had increased to banging again, Kagome had set them both in her closet and ran into the front and grabbed her cell phone. She punched in Inuyasha cell phone as she reached her room and locked the door. She began scrambling around looking for something to put in front of the door. The phone just kept ringing.
"Damn it Inuyasha pick up the fucking phone," Kagome cursed in her head, she got his voice mail. She hung up and tried it again. It felt like it was ringing for ages and the sound of them trying to ram the door open was starting to give her a headache. A muffled voice picked up on the other end of the phone.
"INUYASHA!!!!," screamed Kagome into the phone. "Damn it women it's 12 o'clock in the fucking morning don't scream in the fucking phone," Inuyasha yelled. Kagome let that blow off and got right to the point, "Inuyasha somebody is here," Kagome said into the phone. "Mommy who's outside," asked Kano as he went to the door. "The boogey-man and he wants you now go hide in the closet," said Kagome as Kano ran back into the closet. "Who is it," asked Kaori as Kano ran back into the closet. "The boogie-man," said Kano as he sat down next to his sister, "he wants me too! I didn't do anything!". "I told you to clean under your bed," said Kaori as she put her head in her hands.
"What do you mean somebody is there!," yelled Inuyasha sounding clearly awake now. "I mean someone is here to collect the rent," yelled Kagome, " what the hell do you think I mean!,". "Fine just lock yourself I your room and I'll be there as soon as I can," said Inuyasha as he got of the phone. Kagome walked into the closet and shut he door. Kaori crawled up into her lap, because of the limited room, "Mommy I want daddy," she said as she buried her head into Kagome's arm.
"I know sweetie me too," said Kagome. "Yeah me too," said Kano, " I swear I'll clean up my bed if he kills the boogie-man".
YAH!!! I done. I hope you like and if you don't then…I don't know, just don't let me know. Suggestions always welcomed. Sorry it took so long I'll put a quickness on it next time. See-yah bye!
