AN: I'm back with chapter 3! This one was not written nearly as fast as the last chapter but I'm sure you can all forgive me for that. Once again, thanks to all of you who reviewed the last chapter. I know I said this before but just knowing that you're all enjoying this completely spontaneous story is very encouraging.

So what will happen in this chapter? Read and find out! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha or Yomeiro Choice. I repeat. I own nothing.

Science Plus Magic Equals Children!

Chapter 3 One Big Happy Family?

For the second time that day, Fate groggily opened her eyes. This time, a pounding headache accompanied her return to consciousness. She could vaguely make out various voices all around her.

"Ugh…"

"Ah, Fate-papa is awake!"

"Ugh…"

"Now, now girls, don't crowd around her. Give her some space." Hayate chided lightly.

Fate heard some shuffling. She assumed the girls listened to Hayate. It amazed her that she was handling everything so calmly and taking charge of the situation. She had to admire that. She hadn't been able to take charge of the situation at all.

She'd better shape up. Her floundering was going to be the end of her at this rate. Slowly she sat up and adjusted her vision. She was laying on the couch in the Yagami's living room. Her "daughters" were each looking at her worriedly from the foot of the couch. Fate smiled at them to ease their worry. It must've been shocking to see her sent flying by a Starlight Breaker and then punched in the face by Arisa.

Recalling her blonde friend, she made note of the two new people joining the group. Arisa was sitting next to Shamal. Both blondes glared at her. Fate flinched but tried to smile at them. It only served to make them angrier so Fate settled for cowering on the couch. Her daughter's however, were not going to stand by and let their beloved Fate-papa be bullied any longer.

Fate felt a pair of small arms wrap around her neck from behind her while Vivio hugged her from the front. Caro and Lutecia stood protectively in front of Fate and stared defiantly at Shamal and Arisa.

"We won't let you hurt Fate-papa again!" Lutecia declared.

"That's right! Fate-papa has done nothing wrong!" Caro added.

"Un! We'll protect Fate-papa from now on!" Vivio declared boldly.

"So stop being so mean!" Corona finished.

They were all flabbergasted with their display. Fate never felt so loved before. Perhaps this was not the most ideal situation she planned to be in, but she was incredibly touched by their concern for her.

Hayate chuckled slightly. "You know I think you girls should be directing that towards Nanoha. She was the one who did the most damage."

Nanoha flinched. There was no denying that she let her emotions get the better of her in that instance. She couldn't help it! This day was becoming incredibly difficult for her.

Corona looked up at Hayate. "If Nanoha-san chooses to Starlight Break Fate-papa there's nothing we can really do."

Caro nodded in agreement. "Sorry Fate-papa but that's one battle no one can win."

"The White Devil's reputation precedes her. You're on your own on that one papa." Lutecia said.

Vivio jumped off of Fate and went over to her stunned mama.

"It's okay mama. We know you're really nice on the inside." She petted Nanoha's head sympathetically.

At that moment, everyone couldn't help but laugh. All the stress and emotional trauma was forgotten for that brief moment. Even Nanoha joined in the laughter. Once they had all settled down, they re-arranged themselves so that the girls were sitting by their mothers. Fate remained on the couch where Zafira and Vita joined her. Lutecia and Caro re-introduced themselves since, when they had made their appearance; Fate was busy being Arisa and Nanoha's punching bag.

With that out of the way, Hayate cleared her throat and began to inform Fate of what they were going to do about the paternity test.

"I think it'd be better if we get it done by a third party."

"W-What? Why?" Shamal protested. "I'm perfectly capable of doing it!"

"Calm down Shamal." Hayate made soothing gestures with her hands. "I'm not questioning your ability but…it's become a conflict of interest for you. We need this to be fair for all parties involved."

Shamal grumbled to herself but could not deny Hayate's reasoning. The girl knew how to persuade someone when she needed to.

"Good. We'll go tomorrow after school. I have the perfect person in mind who'll do this for us without asking too many questions."

"So what do we do for now?" Nanoha asked.

"Hmm, well I suggest we mama's take care of our respective daughters until this gets sorted out."

Fate had a feeling she'd regret asking but she needed to know.

"What about me?"

Hayate smiled a little too sweetly at her. "You can be the dead beat dad who doesn't help raise your children."

Fate sulked in a corner sadly. She didn't give off an irresponsible vibe did she? Hayate laughed nervously. She hadn't expected Fate to take it so personally. She quickly made her way over to the blonde in order to console her only to find herself tripping over her feet.

"Ahh!"

Fate turned towards the noise only to find herself in a rather familiar position. Hayate's boobs were pressed against her face as they both lay on the floor in a tangle of limbs.

"Good job Hayate-mama! Now hurry and claim Fate-papa!" Corona gave her mom a thumbs up in approval.

Hayate didn't even think twice to use Fate as a human shield. The rest of the occupants in the room all scrambled to find a place to hide. Nanoha was giving off an aura that said "Must Kill Everyone".

In the confusion, Lutecia magically bound Fate and dragged her into a closet where she'd made sure her mother had taken refuge. It didn't take long for Hayate to realize her human shield had been snatched from her. She was defenseless against the White Devil now.

"W-Wait Nanoha! Let's be reasonable!"

"Hayate..." Nanoha did indeed earn her title of the White Devil. Hayate felt like she would soon meet her maker.

"Ah, don't worry Nanoha-mama, we won't lose Fate-papa to them!"

Hayate was torn between feeling glad Nanoha had been distracted by her daughter and feeling bad that Fate would most likely die before the night was over. Vivio quickly threw open the closet that Fate had been thrown into with Suzuka.

Nanoha felt her eyebrow twitch at the sight. There in the closet, Fate laid on top of Suzuka with her face pressed into her bosom. Had she been paying closer attention, she'd noticed that a magical bind was holding the blonde in place. Of course, Nanoha did not notice and was ready to make someone pay.

Arisa had a similar thought after she stuck her head back into the room to see if anyone had died. She certainly hadn't expected to see Fate molesting her girl. Not that they were official, but she'd be damned if Fate thought a child was going to win her any advantage against her.

Lucky for Fate, Vivio had other plans that did not involve murder. With her own magic, she broke the binds Lutecia had placed and quickly bound Fate to Nanoha's chest.

"If Fate-papa likes boobs so much, then Nanoha-mama's are the best!"

Fate was oh so very aware of where her face now rested. She wished most of her magic hadn't already been drained. Breaking these binds would have been easy if she still had any magic left. Instead, all she could do was struggle against the binds. This action only ended up causing her to rub herself against the brunette girl who went from homicidal magical girl mode to horny teenage girl mode.

Having the blonde rub up against her like that was making her weak in the knees. She wasn't sure how long she'd last before she'd take Fate right then and there.

Fate's luck took a turn once again when the binds holding her to Nanoha broke and she was abruptly thrust to a decidedly bigger set of breasts. She also feared she knew who this last set belonged to.

"If it's boobs you want then Signum-mama's are the biggest! More fun for papa!" Caro exclaimed.

Corona, Vivio, and Lutecia glared at Caro. They each summoned their binding magic once again and Fate soon found herself being pulled in 4 different directions by the girls.

"Let go!" Corona yelled. "Fate-papa belongs to Hayate-mama!"

"You wish! Fate-papa doesn't want to be with someone with such a small chest!" Lutecia fired back. "My mama's is the perfect size!"

Hayate felt like she'd been punched in the gut. Sadly it was true that she had one of the smallest bust sizes out of all her friends. The only other person who was maybe smaller than her was Arisa. It was little consolation for her.

Suzuka was blushing up a storm. Not only from her daughter's bold statement about her chest size but also because her body still felt tingly from when Fate had been against her. In all her years, she could safely say she'd never let her hormones dictate her actions. Today, however, she was having a hard time controlling the voice in her head that wanted her to give into her desires. She quickly shook the thoughts out of her head and turned to her best friend, who was looking quiet amused at the sight of the 4-way tug of war.

"Arisa-chan?"

"Yeah?"

"Are my breasts…abnormal?"

"What! No!" Arisa blushed. "T-They're perfect."

Suzuka practically shoved her chest into the unsuspecting girls face.

"Are you sure? I mean, look at how big they are."

Arisa felt her throat dry up and before she knew it, she passed out with a nosebleed. Her plight went unnoticed as the tug-o-war continued.

"Perfect if she was settling for less!" Caro butted in. "Signum-mama's are what Fate-papa likes!"

"Your mama's monster boobs are only good for suffocating someone!" Vivio exclaimed. "My mama's are normal. Not freak boobs!"

Signum and Nanoha were now feeling Hayate and Suzuka's mortification as well. Being referred to as small or abnormal was certainly a blow to their pride. Signum had gone into a corner to sulk about her "monster" boobs. Shamal consoled the pink haired woman. She assured her that she liked her "monster" boobs. Signum wasn't sure how she should feel about Shamal's statement.

Fate knew this had to end. She was reaching her limit and they were getting nowhere fast. The blonde didn't want to resort to yelling at the girls, but it seemed no one was going to save her anytime soon. Mustering up her strength, she went for it.

"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!"

The girls immediately stopped. They looked wide-eyed at Fate as they banished their magic. Fate put on her best stern face.

"Sit on the couch. Now."

The girls wasted no time and took a seat. Fate stood in front of them with her arms crossed over her chest.

"You girls have gone far enough. I'll let you put me through almost any abuse, but I will not stand for you insulting each other's mothers. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, papa…" They looked down in shame.

Fate's heart clenched at their downtrodden faces. She was already feeling guilty for yelling at them. She did not enjoy being the bad guy.

"It's okay girls. I'm sorry I yelled at you, but please, no more insults. Now apologize."

Everyone had more or less returned to the living room to witness the phenomenon of Fate being a parent. Somehow it fit her but it was still an odd sight. The girls bowed and apologized for their actions.

"I think we should all go home and get some rest. Let's stick with Hayate's plan of having the girls stay with their mothers." Fate said.

Everyone nodded in agreement. It'd been a tiring day and they needed a good night's rest.

"What happened to Arisa?" Vita asked as she poked the blonde girls prone form.

Suzuka smiled innocently. "I have no clue. She looks rather happy though."

Arisa did indeed have a look of pure bliss on her face. Fate helped Suzuka get Arisa back into the limo. Lutecia gave her a good-bye hug before she followed her mother back to the mansion. Next, Fate said good-bye to Caro and Corona. Both girls apologized once more before going back inside the Yagami house.

"Try not to impregnate any more girls on the way home!" Hayate yelled before quickly running back inside her home.

Fate felt a blush burn her cheeks. This hadn't been her fault…technically. There was still no clear proof they were her kids but the thought that she was even having sex at all was too much for her brain to handle. She was broken out of he thoughts when she felt someone grab her hand.

Fate looked at Nanoha in surprise.

"Walk me home?"

"O-Okay."

Fate was sure her cheeks were burning more than before. Vivio grabbed her free hand and the three walked in comfortable silence to the Takamachi's home. Once there, she bid them good night. She was about to leave when Nanoha grabbed her hand once again.

Fate turned towards her. Before she could ask what was wrong, Nanoha threw her arms around Fate's neck. The blonde was certain steam was coming out of her ears from all the blushing she was doing.

"N-Nanoha?"

"I'm sorry about today Fate-chan. Please don't hate me."

Fate slipped her arms around Nanoha's waist and brought her closer.

"Never! I could never hate Nanoha!"

Nanoha smiled and rested her head a bit longer in the crook of Fate's neck. She wished the moment could last forever. With one final squeeze she let go.

"Good night Fate-chan."

"Night, Nanoha. Vivio."

The two girls waved to the blonde before heading inside. As Nanoha and Vivio removed their shoes, Nanoha's mother and father came into view.

"Nanoha, you're home." Momoko smiled.

"Who's this adorable girl? Are you baby sitting?" Shiro asked.

Nanoha smiled sweetly at her father. "No, she's mine and Fate's daughter. Her names Vivio."

"Hello grandma and grandpa!"

"W-What!"

Momoko immediately fainted into Shiro's arms. The older man was still in shock as he held his wife. Slowly his thinking resumed its normal process. There was one thing he had on his mind now.

"FATE!"

At the Harlaown home, Fate shuddered in fear.

AN: That's the end of chapter 3. For the record, I don't know for sure how the girls rank in bust size so I took a wild guess. Next chapter, the girls go to school and Shiro decides to take matters into his own hands.