Hey, aren't you guys happy? I am. I've finally figured out away to format my story correctly. Can you believe that? All I had to do was to save my story as a HTML document (well, not really. I had to change to part where it said save as APPLEWORKS document part first, and before that I had to know that I actually *could* save it as a HTML document.) But anyway, computers always seem to driving me crazy one way or another. (readers: would you like to get on with the stupid damned story?) - yeah, I would. By the way, all my comments will now be in little stars like this: *comment*.
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~~~~~~~~~10 Hours later~~~~~~
Lord Wyldon has just changed his outfit to keep up with the new . He is now wearing a bright red armour, with green pants (*how disgusting is that! but anyway, it suits his character*). The first contestant Miss (or Mrs) Alanna has recovered and is now standing beautiful at one end of the stage.
"Now, would you please put your hands together, for Miss Keladry of MIndelan!!!!"
Audience claps and cheers. Jon, Numair and George nods politely towards her. Neal and Cleon suddenly jumps up and does the Tarzan roar.
"GO KEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Neal.
"MY PEARL, ALL GROWN UP AND COMPETITING, FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Cleon
"I love you KEL!!!!!!!!!" screams Neal
"my Love you rock!!!" cried Cleon
"Kel, wait for me" Neal suddenly starts running towards to stage.
Cleon, not knowing what he was up to, follows.
Neal runs up the stage and kiss Kel. Cleon, amazed, does the same thing and kisses Kel.
Kel, suddenly realising what was happening, punches the two of them and they roll down the stage in pain.
"Oh, Kel, how can you do this to me!" screamed Neal.
"Oh my darling, please save me from the fires of hell." cried Cleon
Blazes of light shone suddenly from Numair's hands and the two are immediately silent.
"Well, miss Keladry, " said Lord Wyldon, a bit out of breath from the shock, "we can see that you are very popular, aren't you?"
"Of course, being the only girl among a group of boys does have it's advantages." answered Kel, now with her Yamani face back on.
(back stage)
Back stage, where all other contestants are waiting, Thayet had been listening to what was going on on stage while everyone else was getting ready. She had always been very sure of her looks and this time, she was determined to win the competition by her "natural beauty". Overhearing what Kel said, she laughed.
"the poor little girl have absolutely got no clue what an advantage is" she thought to herself, "being married to the King, and always flirting with Dukes and Barons is a TRUE advantage."
(on Stage)
"Kel, tell us a bit about yourself. What do you like and who are your heroes?" asked Lord Wyldon, trying to start a bit of conversation with Keladry, who, with the help of a beautiful gown and paint, had transformed herself into a lady.
"Well, basically, I like spaghetti bolognaise, chocolate, Coke and carrot cake. My heroes are, apart from the Lioness and the King, Harry Potter and Batman." kel answered casually.
(*all right, i know this is really weird, but i am feeling really, really weird at the moment, so no flames please. Anyway, since communication between different countries are so important these days, why shouldn't they be communicating between Realms?*)
"So you say that like Batman?" asked Lord Wyldon, who had suddenly became interested.
"yes"
"so what would you if Batman was standing in front of you?"
"um, I'm not sure"
"would you kiss him?"
" i suppose so"
Upon hearing this. Lord Wyldon immediately turned towards the audience.
"Thankyou for watching The very first Miss Tortall competition. We'll be right back - after a short break."
This is the end of the chapter. Please Review. Also, I need help on continuing. 'cause I don't know what to write in the next chapter. I'm out of interesting material. Basically, i'm stuck, after and still, suffering from a writer's block (if i am a writer at all). To be truthful, i don't even know who the other contestants are gonna be. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
