Chapter 3: Getting to the Plot! This Fanfic has a Plot?

The plot now thickens! In today's episode, we reveal the actual plot of this fanfic which probably won't make any sense until couple more episodes later...


"11:30 AM already?" yawned Nobu as he turns off his alarm clock playing a loud screaming sound of Girugamesh.

"Looks like I missed the season premiere of Pokemon. Mokubo better have DVRed it for me."

As Nobu began to get up, he felt a little wet sensation somewhere down his you-know-whats area with tissue box falling off his bed.

"Aww man, not again." whined Nobu as he cleans up with the sticky smelly tissues. "It's the 7th time this week. If anyone sees this, they would HOLYSHIT!WHOTHEHELLAREYOU-AND-HOWLONGHAVE-YOUBEENSTANDINGTHERE?

"Long enough, teehee," giggle the little girl with them big-o-eyes at the desk in Nobu's dirty room. "Don't worry, I recorded the new Digimon episode instead. We all know Poke_"

"What the hell are you doing in my room?" cried Nobu as he tries to cover his wee wee.

"I been waiting for you hehe," said the freaky girl with that creepy little girl voice. "Today is the day I get to reveal myself to you."

"What the hell does that mean? And do you ever blink those big freaky eyes of yours? And why are they blue? And why are they freakin huge?" squealed Nobu with a goosebumps in his throat.

"Today, we get to discuss the plot." the girl said with that same smiling creepy face. "Master's orders were to bring you to him."

"Blink already!" demanded Nobu. "You're scaring the shit out of me those eyes. And stop staring at me with that creepy smile."

Nobu rapidly searched under his covers for something but couldn't find it cuz of...her.

"Looking for this?" said the little girl as she raises up a sticky tidy whity in the air.

"Gimme those!" shouted Nobu as he snatched it from her.

The covers fell off the bed as Nobu's tiny privates became exposed.

There was a moment of silence in the room...

The little girl's face slowly started shifting its direction forty-five degrees downwards with her gigantic eyeballs targeting the little thing. She quickly broke out her cellphone and captured a quick shot of Nobu's little man.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Nobu!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

Nobu, wake up!"

"AAAAHHHHH"

"Wake_"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

"Mokubo, like, get out of the way," demand Donathan as he pushes the little midget aside. "Like, I'll handle this one."

Donathan grabs Nobu by the shirt and bitchslaps him like a boss.

"Huh? What happen?" Nobu confusedly asked.

"Seems like a hallucination to the brink of insanity," deducted Mokubo as he shifted his glasses up like a nerdy anime kid.

"Oh, just another wet dream," relieved Nobu as he began to regain consciousness. "You guys wouldn't believe the nightmare I went through."

"Let me guess," wonder Mokubo.

"Like, a world without shampoo!" detected Donathan as he brushed his gay blonde bangs to the other eye.

"Worse!" shouted Nobu. "I woke up in my room and that little girl from the ring movie with big ass eyeballs OHMYGOD!THEGRUDGE!WHATTHEFUCKISSHEDOINGHERE?"

That same grudge looking girl was right behind him still staring directly at Nobu with them big ass eyes of hers.

"Ooooh her?" Mokubo said with hearts in his eyes. "The little cutie and that big guy over there were the ones that brought you here."

"Fresh... meat.." slowly said the giant tanned sumo looking guy.

"Damn, he get some nasty sunburn," clamied Nobu.

"ME ANGRY!" yelled the sunburned sumo as he charged towards Nobu.

Then the little creepy girl steps in to stop the giant's rampage while still continuing to stare at Nobu.

"Me done waiting..." angered the big guy as he walks away.

"Where the hell are we?" asked Nobu with scared tone cuz that little girl is still staring at him. "Looks like the town's dueling center but it's closed today."

"Well I had a text saying that a Star Trek convention was gonna be here," Mokubo said while still spinning in circles over the stalker girl.

"Like, someone said Lady Gaga was like, gonna be here," said Donathan with a pissed look.

"And that stalker chick got me here," said Nobu still with a scared tone cuz he knows that stalker chick has a snapshot of his you-know-whats.

"Wait, I thought you were spending the weekend watching Grey's Psychology." said Nobu.

"Like, it's Anatomy," corrected Donathan. "Like get it right or like don't say it at all."

"Oh and like, my moms were using the DVD player to like, make a new sex tape so like, I can't like, really watch my George and Derek get it on cuz like they told me to leave the house til like, 2:30ish," Donathan explained.

"Foreals?" Nobu excitedly said. "Need to get that stuff on youtube."

"Like, whatever." commented Donathan. "Straight boys only think with their lower brains."

"Finally," said a badass voice out of nowhere. "All of the cards are now in play."

Stage lights aimed towards the guy who looks like an important character to today's episode.

"Don't worry. I'm not the bad guy so stop mad dogging me," he claimed as raving techno music played in the background.

"What? I just like having techno and trance type theme music. It sounds so much better than the regular good guys theme."

"What you mean not a bad guy?" said Nobu as he got into his wannabe main character pose. "Hmm, wearing black, crazy spiky looking bad guy white hair, badass techno belts, early twenties, packing cigarettes, I know! You're a college drop out!"

"Actually I'm on my third semester," said the new badass character as he lights up his cigarette. "Double majoring."

"How come your character sounds so cool and the rest of us don't even get description on our clothes?"

"Cuz I'm the best character on this fanfic," that cool guy answered. "Just who the hell do you think I am?"

"Kamina ripoff.." said Nobu. "Your even wearing his badass sunglasses! And really, who the hell are you?"

The badass guy got up from his throne and blew smoke like it was nothing.

"Ha, don't you know the leader of the Fumo clan? The one in charge of this fanfic? The script writer for what you're about to say next?"

"Well the name's MrFumo," answered the so-called creator of the fanfic. "And yea, it was me."

"Woah, wait up," said Nobu in surprise. "So you're the one in charge of what's been going on this whole on this fanfic? You're the bastard that sent the ring girl on me?" Nobu preached as he points to the stalker girl who is still locking her eyes on Nobu. "How did you know I was gonna ask that?"

"And Mokubo, would you stop popping your heart eyes on that scary looking goth."

"Sorry Nobu but I kinda got a fetish for little scary looking girls..." Mokubo said as he continues spinning in circles around the stalker girl.

"Yes, readers. Mokubo is just weird like that. Now that you all know who's the mastermind of this fanfic, I'm gonna cut this episode short," explained MrFumo. "All the details for the plot are being pushed to the next episode. No duels this episode."

"And sorry fangirls, the black fatass from episode 1 won't be coming back. He now stars in his new fanfic, Chicken Masters: In the Hood."

"Like, robbing kfc is now a fanfic?" questioned Donathan.

"Hey! You can't just end the episode. I didn't even get my role as main character cleared up," raged Nobu.

"Too bad," yawn MrFumo. "Too tired to continue writing for today's episode. I've already posted a "to be continue" line after I finish this line.

TO BE CONTINUED

"Dammit Fumo!" yelled Nobu as the fanfic now ends and the credits appear on the last line.

Credits: All made by MrFumo (u.u) .zZ