Wally: Hey wanna hang out today?

Robin: Sure. Let me ask Dad.

Wally: Dad?

Robin: Bruce

Wally: Since when do you call him dad

Robin: Since when I say it at random times it freaks him out.

Wally: That makes sense


Robin: Bruce bought a baseball team.

Wally: Which one

Robin: The Baltimore Bats

Wally: Don't you mean the Baltimore Crabs

Robin: Did you just make a Hairspray reference

Wally: Did you just admit to knowing what Hairspray is.

Robin: That's not the point. Goodbye.


Robin: There are cats everywhere.

Wally: Did you adopt cats without realizing it?

Robin: No! How would that even happen?

Wally: Dude, you could start a cat shelter and sell the cats

Robin: But I'm already rich

Wally: I'm not


Robin: I found a bat and named him Bruce.

Wally: That makes sense.

Robin: Never mind. I think I'll call him Bat Bat.

Wally: That makes less sense


Robin: Wanna play a board game

Wally: Which one

Robin: Twister

Wally: Is that a euphemism

Robin: No

Wally: Either way no

Robin: Why

Wally: You always win

Robin: Cause I'm mister twister

Wally: Still sounds like a euphemism.

Robin: Maybe it is

Wally: Shut up.


(Guest Star from Batman and Green Arrow)

Green Arrow: Batman come pick up your son.

Batman: Which one is it this time?

GA: The Red one I think.

B: That still doesn't help I have two red ones now.

GA: Red Hat? I honestly don't know just come get him he tried to kill me.

B: That makes sense I'll be there in an hour.

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Hope you all enjoyed that funny bit of whatever that was. I think I'll be doing one of these every few chapters or so. And as always if you have any suggestions or story ideas please just tell me in the comments and I'll do my best to try to make those happen! Have a good day...no night...I really don't know what you call 2 am so just gonna... say Stay Happy!

~RedWillow03