If Sokka Were Married to Azula
Various shipping drabbles
Disclaimer: Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.- Unknown
Dedication: Any shipper who can take a good joke and XOtotheloveXO who said this was the funniest Avatar story she's ever read and requested this pairing.
Chapter Three: If Aang Were Married to Azula
If Aang were married to Azula, the world would come to a screeching halt and people would collapse from the sight. But besides that I'm sure it would be extremely uneventful. Right… the psychopathic Fire Nation Princess and the Avatar being married would be one big fire show every night! You know it, and I know it. But even so, let's just see what would happen.
First of all how exactly did poor, sweet innocent Aang end up with Azula? Maybe they figured that opposites attract? Or maybe it was love at first sight? No, this is Azula we're talking about. It had to be something more sinister, like one of those dating shows like a knock off of 'Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?' or 'The Bachelor'. Personally I'm thinking it was a Bachelor knock off and Aang went on that show as the guy to get married to then Azula found out and destroyed the competition. So that's how they were married. Because Azula won the dating show by default.
After this couple gets married on national television (1) the real fun will start. For example Aang will have to meet his new father-in-law the Fire Lord. This can't end well because the guy wants him dead… but now Ozai's favorite child has married the Avatar and well I don't imagine he can really do anything. Well aside from make really drunken speeches at the wedding and embarrass the crap out of everyone, but enough about past experiences let's get to the rest of the marriage.
For starters let's get to the kid thing again. We know from back in chapter one that Azula will most definitely have a daughter with whoever she gets married to and name her Ozaila because she has a daddy obsession and a complete lack of originality. But what exactly would that kid look like? Would she have amber eyes and black hair like her mom? Would she have brown eyes like her dad? Wait… who am I kidding? This is Azula's kid she'll look like Azula. But since Azula is off rampaging things and attacking people Aang will be left to raise his daughter. This is actually a good thing because Ozaila is an Airbender and she'll learn to act like an Airbender and behave like Aang. Which will piss Azula off to no end. Oh well.
I would imagine that since Aang likes animals so much this couple would get a pet for little Ozaila to play with. But what would it be and what would they call it? After all with all the different animals in their world it could take some time, but let's make it easier shall we? Aang will get Ozaila a dog. But now for the naming, what will they call it? How about Jong Wei? Or Pai Joh? Or maybe Ozaila's Dog… eh let's say that Ozaila has her mother's creativity and that's what she names the dog. And when Ozaila's Dog dies she'll get a new one and name it New Ozaila's Dog.
I can see it now with the neighbors all talking about this happy family. The crazy father, the crazier mother and the daughter who just named her newest puppy New, New Ozaila's Dog. Hey it doesn't get old!
I'd like to buy a vowel?
Read review and make suggestions. Oh and If Zuko was married to Jun is next!
1.) Yes, I know they don't have television or game shows in the Avatarverse, but this is AU so I get to make some stuff up.
