The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide

XDWAZ UUUUUUUUUUP? Hello! I'm back with another chapter of "The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or the following brands. I do own the story though. Warning: Based on who you ask, this story could be fluff. Rated T for minor bad language, smoking,
beer drinking and due to the writer's (my) paranoia. lol.

Chapter 3

Last time we saw our favorite movie monsters, they met face-to-face with the legend Bloody Mary, revealing to be another one of Michael Myers's childhood nightmares.
When they all got settled, eating pizza once again, the Green Goblin truck from "Maximum Overdrive" came in for a "pit stop". How will the monsters deal with not only each other, but now a truck?
Let's see how this'll play out.

Previously on The Horror Slasher-flic Series: "Ya know somethin', everybody?" Asked Scream.

Nobody answered.

"I love it here." Said Scream.

"Well, who knows? Maybe we could do this all the time." Replied Jason Voorhees

Suddenly, everybody heard tires screeching outside and head-lights coming from the window. (Author's Note: The truck is the Happy Toyz Co. White-Western Star 4800 truck from "Maximum Overdrive".)

CRASH! A truck crashed through Michael Myers's wall.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Shouted the monsters.

The truck honked its horn.

Now: "..." The nightmares were speechless.

"What the hell is that?" Asked Scream.

"I dunno." Answered Jason Voorhees.

"It looks like a truck." Suggested Michael Myers.

"It is, it says "Happy Toyz Co." Said Glen.

"I wonder if it can talk..." Wondered Scream.

"No, dumbass. Trucks don't talk." Muttered Chucky.

"I don't know, I wouldn't doubt ANYTHING after your freaky gem thing separated Glen and what's her name to a dude and a dudette." Scream replied in a defiant tone.

"True that." Agreed Jason.

"Oh, not you too." Muttered Freddy Krueger.

"Honey, see if there's a driver." Said Tiffany.

"There's probably gonna be a driver, Tiff." Responded Chucky.

Chucky walked over to the truck. "It's like everybody's an idiot today." The killer doll muttered.

The truck honked its horn.

Chucky looked at it wide-eyed.

The truck honked in Morse code.

"I think it's trying to communicate." Wondered Freddy.

The truck continued honking.

"I think it's Morse code." Suggested Regan.

"What the hell is "moose code"?" Asked Scream.

"MORSE code." Corrected Regan. "It's a kind of communication by tapping or honking."

"Can you understand it?" Asked Michael Myers.

"I think so, Michael." Answered Regan. "It said...there is no driver, you..."

"You what?" Asked Scream.

"Something I shouldn't say." Answered Regan.

"Whisper it to me." Instructed Freddy.

Regan nodded as Freddy Krueger leaned over. She whispered in the clawed killer's ear.

"Ohhh." Said Freddy with a cocky chuckle as he smirked.

"What did that piece of shit call me?" Asked Chucky.

"A LITTLE piece of shit." Answered Freddy with a laugh.

"UP YOURS A-" Shouted Chucky before interruption.

"CHUCKY!" Snapped Tiffany.

Chucky toke a deep breath. "UP YOURS, A-HOLE!" the killer doll shouted out of anger.

The truck honked again.

"What did that "moron" say?" Asked Chucky.

"He's laughing." Answered Regan.

"Ohhh...your gonna get yours ONE of these days." Grumbled Chucky.

"Then how did he diver without no driver?" Asked Scream as he was still drunk.

The truck honked.

Scream turned to Regan.

"He said "electricity, you dumbass"." Said Regan.

Scream just shrugged his shoulders.

"He also said I am trying to drop this...uh..."a-hole" to a cave or ditch to die." Added Regan. "Awww..."

"Can we see the guy?" Asked Michael Myers.

The truck honked its horn again.

"He said "yep"." Answered Regan.

"I think I will call you...Green-face." Said Scream as he looked at the face of the truck.

The nightmares walked over to the back of the truck and opened the back.

"It looks like a teenage boy." Suggested Regan.

"Looks like a bum to me." Chucky said under his breath.

"Chucky!" Scolded Tiffany.

"Well what do you want me to do, Tiff? Not talk at all?" Chucky asked as a rhetorical question.

"That'd be just fine." Answered Tiffany.

The mysterious figure opened its eyes as they glowed red.

"Uh...oh..." Warned Scream.

The figure jumped out of the truck as a somersault.

"What the hell is that?" Asked Freddy.

"Good evening, everybody. I am Edward Thompson." Greeted Edward. "But I'm most know as "Evil Ed"."

"I guess...nice to meet ya, Evil Ed." Greeted Scream as he shook the vampire's hand.

"What happened to your forehead?" Asked Chucky.

"Someone burned a cross into it, I am a vampire." Answered Evil Ed.

"Where are your parents, sweetie?" Asked Tiffany with concern.

"They're dead, the vampire who bit me also bit my parents but drank TOO much of their blood so...they died." Answered Edward with a tear in his eye.

Tiffany gasped. "Oh my god...that's terrible."

"Yeah...kinda..sorta...yeah." Replied the lone vampire.

"You can stay with us." Suggested Tiffany.

"Uh...what?" Asked Chucky and Michael in unison.

"I-I mean...sure...welcome, Edward." Said Michael as he corrected himself.

"Thanks. There's some weird toy in here that is creepy." Responded Edward.

"Say what?" Asked Jason.

"Knock it off, we've already got ONE idiot doing that and he's bad enough." Said Freddy Krueger.

"Who are you guys talking about?" Asked Scream as he opened a can of Coor's Light.

The "creepy toy" came out riding a red tricycle.

"If you find the knife, you can live." Said the strange-looking ventriloquist dummy.

Chucky gasped. "WHAT THE HELL? ANOTHER toy in here?" Asked Chucky. "AND plans to kill people?"

"Chucky!" Scolded Tiffany.

"I am Jigsaw...or...Billy." Greeted Jigsaw as he introduced himself.

"Hi DI-ho, I'm Chucky." Greeted a sarcastic Chucky. "Wanna play?" Asked Chucky as his voice got scarier and scratched from his anger.

"Yes, I want to play a game called "live or die"...find the knife and you can live." Answered Jigsaw.

"Ya mean...THIS one?" Asked Chucky with the same voice with an angered tone, holding up his signature knife.

"Correct, you get to live." Answered Jigsaw.

"Well gee...thanks." Mumbled Chucky.

"Hey Mike? How big IS your house to keep us all here?" Asked Freddy Krueger, teasing Michael Myers.

"I guess as big as I need it." Answered a sarcastic yet unsure Michael Myers.

Scream giggled. "That's what-" Scream was interrupted by Tiffany stepping on his foot.

"Owww." Wined Scream. "What was that for?"

"You shouldn't talk that way in front of impressionable little boys and girls." Scolded Tiffany.

"You've got some issues, lady." Wined Scream, holding his foot in pain.

Chucky chuckled

"Chucky, aren't you going to defend me?" Asked Tiffany.

"Oh...uh...I can't think of anything." Answered Chucky.

Tiffany just scoffed.

"So, where do we eat? I'm hungry." Asked Edward.

"Sorry, kid, we had pizza but we ate it all." Answered Chucky with a burp.

Tiffany elbowed Chucky.

"Well, we'll have to order pizza I guess." Said Tiffany.

"Why? We just had it." Questioned Chucky.

"We need to feed ALL of Michael Myers's guests." Answered Tiffany with an annoyed tone.

"I-I guess." Agreed Michael. "I'll order it, what would you like, Evil Ed?"

"Pepperoni, anchovies...live, olives and I guess...garlic bread bites." Answered Edward.

"You have good taste, kid." Said Chucky. "Except for LIVE anchovies I mean, how can you EAT them?"

"I'm a vampire." Answered Edward.

"Oh yeah, right." Mumbled Chucky.

"I do not NEED to eat." Said Jigsaw.

"Oh look at me, I'm the stupid RETARDED emo-clown!" Responded Chucky as he mocked Jigsaw. "I give people a chance to LIVE AND I don't eat or take a crap."

Everyone just looked and didn't to if to laugh or be concerned for Chucky's sanity.

"He's not always like this, Billy." Said Tiffany.

Jigsaw just shrugged his shoulders. "It's quite alright, Mrs..."

"Ray. But you can call me Tiffany." Corrected Tiffany.

"It's quite alright, Tiffany. I get insults like that ALL the time." Responded Jigsaw.

The next morning...

Camera cuts to the bathroom.

We see the top half of Jason Voorhees, curiously with his mask ON as he washes his arms.

Camera cuts down to Jason's feet and see the drain lifting.

"Hello! Good Morning!" Greeted a familiar looking clown face. "I'm Pennywise the dancing-" The clown cut himself off as he saw Jason in the shower...without any clothes on.

Both of the monsters screamed as the clown went back down the drain.

Camera cuts to the breakfast table downstairs.

We hear a deep growl coming from Regan. "Stop, It." Said Regan.

"What the hell?" Freddy Krueger asked to himself.

Tiffany just glared at Krueger as Regan was sitting across from him.

The nightmares were wondering why they were hearing Jason Voorhees screaming.

Jason came running down the stairs wearing a towel.

"What the hell is wrong with you, Jason?" Asked Freddy Krueger.

"Th-Th-There was a clown c-c-coming f-from the drain." Answered a freaked out and stuttering Voorhees.

"Aw GROSS, man." Replied Scream. "You have nothing but a towel on? Come on, we're eating here...at least put some underwear on."

Jason Voorhees started to steam as he became angry at Scream. Jason pulled off his towel to reveal he was wearing red boxer shorts.

"Well, let's go see what horrors is in my bathroom this time." Said Michael Myers.

"Ha ha, very funny. " Responded an annoyed and sarcastic Bloody Mary.

"Well, I've been looking for some excitement for my chainsaw." Said Leatherface.

Scream giggled but looked down to see Tiffany, raising an eyebrow.

Scream became silent after that.

Well, that was the next chapter. How will the other nightmares react to Pennywise? Will they EVER control their cursing habits? Find out in the next chapter.

Another one bites the dust. Sleep tight! Freddy Krueger: I'll see you in your dreams. *does signature laugh* Me: *does a nervous smile and shrugs at the camera* What did you think of this chapter? Please review.

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Created by: JDFlame20222

Inspired by: Horror movies. lol.

Special thanks to my friend Dre.

Cast List intended:

Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger

YouTube user cryptkaper as Jason Voorhees

Dave Sheridan as Ghostface/Scream

YouTube user joshiiwuh as Leatherface

Jared M. Gordon as Michael Myers

Dog barking and howling sound effects as Max the Rottweiler

Brad Dourif as Charles "Chucky" Ray

Billy Boyd as Glen Ray

Danny Elfman and Ariel Winter as Regan MacNeil (Danny Elfman as "It")

Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany "Tiff" Ray

Jessica DiCicco as Glenda Ray

Courtenay Taylor as Bloody Mary

Truck honking and tire screeching sound effects as Happy Toyz Co. "Green face" the Green Goblin truck

Reed Alexander as Edward "Evil Ed" Thompson

Tim Curry as Pennywise the dancing clown/It

Dane Boedigheimer as Jigsaw/Billy the puppet