Toy Story

A Kmeme fill and continuation of fill-a-thon of Getting off Route. Tayg, Theodur, Acevolkner, and N7Corsair I can't say enough good things about you. Hunhund, your story is still in progress. Also thanks to everyone who's fav'd, followed and reviewed. Xox really appreciate it.

Also wanted to mention my buddy ddraigcoch123 has a great story called "Through a Glass, Darkly." (Found in my follows). It's got action, lols, sexy times (which we all love), sweet and tender moments, Liara awkwardness… Check it out, let's wave MOAR flags and encourage another FemShep/Liara author to pleaseeee continue!

Onwards, part 3.

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Indeed, this was all in the name of scientific curiosity and nothing more. Right?

The resident scientist, in all her academic curiosity, carefully picked up the "adult toy" and marveled at it's plastic, yet soft texture. She wondered what material this was, and if it was designed this way to ensure the "user, receiver" was not discomforted. She then placed the toy next to her terminal and pulled out the instruction manual, running her hand over the cover while secretly marveling at the trove of information she held between her fingers. This would definitely provide her a key insight into the Commander… literally.

She once again glanced towards the med-bay door, listening intently for any signs of intrusion. Once convinced she was safe, Liara continued her exploration of the object's said manual and gently opened the cover while careful not to crease the spine.

The first 2 pages told her this was a Human/Salarian design. Further investigation of the said manual revealed that this object, through the remote control, could be programmed to resemble a Human, Turian, and Krogan… errr naughty bit.

It's called a pe… I know… It's a scientific anatomical name… Oh Goddess, what am I doing? You're snooping… No, I'm researching… Suuurrreeeee thing. Shut up.

Blushing yet again she decided to skip ahead to the "how to use" section of the manual. The primary commands, 1-3, indicated the species the user wished to select, with the default average thickness and length. She had heard legendary things about the Krogan, and would rather die before asking Wrex if they were true. Feeling her heart rate increase she once again listened for any signs of intrusion.

Just do it T'Soni…

She saw the toy on her desk shift, then grow… Her eyes widened, and jaw dropped slowly as she shaft elongated. And elongated. And thickened. And grew some more. Then thickened again before finally stopping.

Oh Goddess! How can anyone… how can this… Goddess the hospital bills!

She'd never look at Wrex the same way again.

The sight of this monstrously large, object of what she was certain was torture, had her panic as she mashed the buttons on the remote in a feeble attempt to get it back to it's "factory" size. The adult relic changed colours, textures, thickness, all of which Liara didn't want.

Calm down!

She took a deep breath and returned to the manual. Human settings all begin with #1. Simple yes? She held her breath and pressed the number 1.

'Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' the object started pulsating violently as it jumped up and down on her desk. The combination of panicked number crunching must have activated a new and unknown function!

Goddess, help me!

Liara froze and watched in horror as her commanding officer's private package vibrated itself off her desk and on to the floor. The slick, polished tiles caused little resistance as it bounced around with even more ease. As time slowed, her blush deepened and inner self began utterly breaking down into death-welcoming embarrassment, she remembered the fish bowl she dropped and broke as a child. Yes, this was definitely reminiscent of that floundering fish. Only this was an eel, no, whale… and she had to stop it.

Dropping to her knees she went after the toy snaking across the storage area, and by the Goddess, it was fast. And loud. Every move she made it seemed to counter her. Just when she thought it was cornered, it was propelled into a new direction. The sound, every time taunting her.

"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzy body, should have minded your own bzzzzzzzzness."

How infuriating. She thought about trapping her nemesis in a stasis field, but didn't want to risk her biotics burning the delicate rubber.

There. She had it. It finally was pinned between the wall and her cot's leg. She could then return it to it's original form, put it back in the box, re-wrap it and return it to the Commander's room. No harm, no foul. A small smile crept across her face as she reached for the relic. Victory was hers.

"Lose something, T'Soni?" A husky and all too familiar voice asks her.

Her heart nearly stopped and she for the first time in her life, wished the Goddess would strike her dead.

TBC oh yeah!