SBS Time!
Heman2000:
Are all the worlds from Smash Bros in one world? Because I remember that back in Strike of the Overlord, there was the fact that the Smashers went from the Bionis to Wuhu Island.
Game2002: In my SSB series, all locations exist in the same world unless specified, such as the yukkuri world taking place in an alternate universe.


Chapter 3
Easy Petting Farm


Two Hands were talking to each other. One of them was wearing a pair of glasses over his middle finger, on top of the part connecting it to the back of the hand, while the other one was wearing a beanie hat on his back.

"How about you talk to the hand instead?" said the former, and then he pulled back and slapped the Hand with a beanie away.

Laughter was heard coming from the television at this supposedly comedic scene, and the Smashers watching this sitcom, Talk to the Hand, also laughed at what they just saw.

Falco then noticed the door to the living room opening and Luigi coming in. "Hey guys, I just went to the yukkuri world and back!" he said.

"Oh really? How's everything there? Any of them need saving from the great Falco?" the pheasant asked him.

"Nah, they're all doing fine," replied the plumber. "The people of that world are very nice, and in just five short months, they're living like they knew yukkuris since forever!"

"Good to hear! Looks like everything I did paid off in the end!" said Falco, giving himself all the credit, even though he wasn't responsible for everything what happened five months ago.

"Some of us are going there again tomorrow," said Luigi.

"In that case, I'll accompany you guys!" said Falco. "There's got to be someone reminding them of who their savior is, right?"

"You sure love giving yourself all the credit, don't you?" Parry asked him with an unimpressed look, but he either ignored what he said or didn't hear him.


The next day, the following Smashers, Samus, Shulk, Fiora, Rosalina, Falco, Lucina, Reflet, Olimar, Alph, Jigglypuff, and Luigi were gathered at the Final Destination to go to the yukkuri world again.

"You people sure like that place, don't you?" Master Hand asked them after activating the portal.

"It's not like I must go there all the time or really want to go there myself. I'm just accompanying people who are new to yukkuris," said Luigi. "Admittedly, I've grew a bit attached to yukkuris."

"I'm coming because I've grew curious about them after hearing a lot about them," said Samus.

"You know you're only going because you heard they are cute," Falco said to her with crossed arms. "Admit it: you have a weakness for cute things, but you don't want to admit it in order to preserve your strong image." Samus gave no response regarding this.

Master Hand looked at the luggage Reflet and her daughter and Olimar and his friend brought along. "So you sure you're staying there for a few days?"

"See it as a research trip if you want to," said Olimar. "Nothing wrong with that, right?"

"Well, yeah… Anyway, hold on to this and press it whenever you want to come back," said Master Hand as he tossed the remote with the single button to him. "I'll also send people to check on you every once in a while."

After that, the Smashers entered through the portal.


When they came to the park, they were curious to see various people gathered in front of a line set up by the police. When they got close to the line, they were shocked to see dead bodies of yukkuris all over the place, and policemen and workers were cleaning up the place.

"What happened here?!" asked Reflet.

"Several yukkuris are found dead this morning," a man next to her replied. "The police are still investigating the cause behind this."

"This… This is horrible!" said Lucina, shocked at what she was seeing.

"So that's how yukkuris look like inside…" said Alph, noting the fillings that were leaked from the dead bodies.


The Smashers soon left the place to head somewhere else. "I can't believe I would see such a large amount of yukkuris dead in ways that look like they were killed by something here…" said Olimar. "Could this be the work of an abuser?"

"I'll be sure to make him learn his lesson if I find out who it is!" said Falco angrily while cracking his fist.

"Why does it look like yukkuris are abuse magnets?" asked Luigi. "Let's hope what we saw isn't the beginning of large-scaled abuse in this world… The people here have been so nice… I can't imagine them suddenly wanting to abuse yukkuris…"

"Or maybe it's just one guy who is into this," said Shulk.

"Whoever did that should be brought to justice!" said Lucina angrily. "I cannot tolerate such cute creatures getting killed in such gruesome ways!"

"Wherever we go, there's bound to be unhappy things like this happening," said Reflet. "You just have to deal with the fact that life isn't always happy and easy, even for animals. Still, it's not right to kill such a large amount of animals for no good reason, assuming it was a person who killed all those yukkuris."

"Hey look!" said Luigi, pointing at something. They all looked and saw him pointing at a banner at the side of a large building that appeared to be a department store. "They're having a Yukkuri Petting Farm in there! Want to go and see?"

"Wow! I want to!" said Lucina happily.


After entering the department store, the Smashers followed the sign to the center of the place, where the Yukkuri Petting Farm was located. When they got there, they could see several pens and cages filled with yukkuris, and the cages were large enough for several people to enter. They each went their own ways to have fun with the yukkuris.

Samus approached a table that had a "yukkurarim" that had koyukkuris of several kinds playing around in it. There were several people surrounding the table, reaching their hands into it to pet and play with the koyukkuris.

Samus put her hand into the yukkurarium, and immediately four koyukkuris, a reimu, a marisa, a patchouli, and an alice came over to it. They gathered around the hand and rubbed themselves against it and also licked it.

The reimu then went underneath her hand while saying that it was going through a "mishter tunnel." The marisa climbed her hand, saying that it was going to aim for high places. The patchouli nibbled her finger slowly and gently, while the alice continued to rub against her hand.

Despite having a serious-looking expression on her face, Samus blushed a little and said in her head, "So cute…!"


Falco was sitting cross-legged in a pen, while several yukkuris were surrounding him. "And then with a powerful kick to the head, I destroyed the evil robot!" he proudly said. "But wait! That robot is still capable of moving! Even without a head, it continued to try to make you all feel uneasy, but fear not, for I continued to fight with all my power against this bad guy! I shot, punched, and kicked it nonstop until it finally fell over and exploded into pieces! With that, the robot was finally defeated, and then you all made it to this place safe and sound!"

Believing what he said to be true, the yukkuris happily thanked him and said that he was their hero.

Nearby, Rosalina heard everything he said and asked Luigi, "Is what he said all true?"

"We all worked together to take out that robot," replied Luigi. "He's hogging all the glory for himself…"

"By the way, I'm curious about something… How come your older brother speaks with an Italian accent, but not you?" Rosalina asked him.

"My second grade teacher was extremely strict with pronunciation," replied Luigi, "so I was forced to speak English properly without any accents. In case you're wondering about Doctor Mario, he doesn't have an accent because he was raised in an environment where everyone spoke English properly."


In the same pen, Jigglypuff was having a conversation with a marisa.

"Take it easy!" the yukkuri said to Jigglypuff.

"Take it easy!" said the Pokemon in response.

"Mister is a strange-looking yukkuri!" the marisa told her.

"Jigglypuff no yukkuri!" she replied.

"Mister Jigglypuff is a very strange-looking yukkuri!" said the yukkuri.

"I say Jigglypuff no yukkuri! You no hear me?" the Pokemon told it again in frustration.

"Marisa heard you, and marisa thinks you are a strange-looking yukkuri!" replied the yukkuri. "You have mister hands and mister legs, but you don't have a mister body! So strange-ze!"

"Jigglypuff no yukkuri…" said Jigglypuff, starting to get angry

"Hey look! What a strange-looking yukkuri!" a little girl said out loud while pointing at Jigglypuff.


Olimar and Alph were looking at an aquarium that had several aquatic marisas floating around on the water surface, and on the gravel underwater, shelled marisas could be seen, some of them crawling around and some resting inside their shells.

Alph looked at the sign placed at the side of the aquarium to learn about these kinds of yukkuris. "Strange for it to be considered an aquatic creature if it can die from coming in contact with water…" he said after reading about aquatic marisas.

"Tell me about it…" said Olimar.


"Please be careful not to let any of them out," said the woman in charge of a cage containing remilias and flandres.

"Why's that?" asked Lucina.

"Remilia and flandre types prey on other yukkuris, so we have to keep them confined inside to keep them from attacking other yukkuris. Don't worry; they are harmless to humans unless provoked. Even so, they are very friendly and would prefer fleeing if provoked."

"They eat other yukkuris…?" asked the swordswoman in shock.

"They're predatory type yukkuris. It's no different from carnivorous animals feeding on other animals," said the woman. "Do you want to go in there and play with them? Trust me; it's safe!"

Lucina looked into the cage and saw yukkuris with bat wings and another kind with wings that looked like sticks with crystals hanging from them flying around. Despite being said to be predatory type yukkuris, they looked friendly in the way they have large smiles on their faces.

"All right, then," said Lucina, and then the woman opened the cage door for her to go inside before closing it. Once she was in there, a couple of remilias flew over to her and hovered around her while making sounds that sounded like "uu." She opened her hand, and then one of the remilias landed on her palm and made the same sound while looking at her with a cheerful smile. Seeing this made her smile as well.

The other one landed on her shoulder, and then a flandre landed on her head. The swordswoman giggled as she petted the yukkuris that landed on her with enjoyment.


"These are some pretty big yukkuris!" commented Fiora while in a pen alongside Shulk that contained yukkuris that grew up to the height of an average adult's waist.

"These are dosuyukkuris," said an employee. "This kind of yukkuri is larger than normal kinds and therefore has a longer life span and also a more durable body."

A dosureimu went up to Shulk and told him to take it easy before stretching its body so high that it was about the height of his head. He took a step back in surprise and said, "Whoa… Kinda freaky if you ask me…"


The bespectacled man with a lot of facial hair was in a yukkuri pen with a video camera in his hand, taping down the scene of yukkuris playing happily. He saw two koreimus approaching him, demanding sweets from him. One asked nicely, but the other one demanded in a relatively rude way. He reached into his pocket and took out two chilies and dropped it onto the floor for the koyukkuris to eat, and then he backed away from them while recording them eating.


"Awwww… You're such a cute little thing!" said Luigi while holding a kopatchouli in his hand. Suddenly, there was a loud high-pitched scream that sounded like children's death cry. It frightened Luigi, causing him to clench his hand, crushing the kopatchouli.

His mouth opened widely in shock upon realizing what he had done, and the koyukkuri's parents, a marisa and a patchouli, were both horrified. The mother, patchouli, spit out her fillings in shock as a result.


While people were talking about what that scream was about and looking for the source, the bespectacled man walked in the direction of the aquarium containing aquatic and shelled marisas, and he put his hand into it and used his finger to push an aquatic marisa off its hat and into the water when passing by it. The marisa screamed for help while struggling to stay afloat, but by the time people noticed it, it had already started to melt. All they could do was watch in horror as the yukkuri disintegrated, leaving behind only its accessories and fillings, the latter of which sank to the bottom.


Because one of their friends killed a koyukkuri by accident, the Smashers decided that it was for the best that they leave the place as fast as they could. While walking down the street, Luigi had the look of someone who did a horrifying thing that could not be undone.

"Accidents happen, okay? Get over it!" Falco told him. "It's not like you've never killed a goomba before!"

"They were evil and came after us, so it was all right, but I killed an innocent life and caused the death of its mother as well…" replied Luigi. "I have never taken an innocent life before… I have taken an innocent life today… What have I done…? I can never forgive myself for what I did today…"

"I think we better take him back to our world…" suggested Samus, and the others agreed.

"So if you don't mind, we're going to look for a place to stay at during our stay here," Olimar told the ones who were going back to their own world.

"Do you want us to accompany you until you find a place to stay at?" Samus asked him.

"It's all right. We can find one ourselves," said Olimar. "Tell the others that we're all right."

"The father must really hate me for what I did… I made him a widower… I think I will not get married for the rest of my life as punishment for myself…" said Luigi in guilt.

"Seriously, take him back home now… He'll probably need counseling after what happened…" said Olimar in concern.


A number of people were watching a video shown on a white sheet. The video showed the Yukkuri Petting Farm from the bespectacled man's point of view.

"Dude?! You can't hurt any of the yukkuris there? Boring!" said man with spiky, brown hair.

"Don't they sell anything there made from yukkuris? You know, like a yukkuri clock or a yukkuri dehumidifier?" said a man with a shaved head.

"I don't see anyone eating yukkuris there," said a fat, bald man.

"Oh look! You just fed two s***** yukkuris chilies! Haha! Serve those f******s right for demanding candies, especially the one on the left! It asked you rudely!" said a man with neatly trimmed brown-hair

When the video ended, the bespectacled man walked up in front of the white sheet and said to the people who watched the video, "As you can see, the yukkuris there are living quite happily."

"Dude! The people there are not living properly with yukkuris! It's simply not right for there to be a world with yukkuris that has no yukkuris being hurt in any way by human hands!" said the man with spiky hair.

"I want to eat yukkuris…" said the bald man.

"I can't stand how happy those yukkuris are! They're so ugly! Yukkuris look much cuter when they are suffering and crying!" said a red-haired girl with twin ponytails.

"When are you going to take us to that place? The portal is working properly, isn't it? You've been there three times already, so it's about time you take us there!" said the man with neatly-trimmed hair.

"I wanted to gather information on that place first," said the bespectacled man. "We can't just barge into that place and abuse yukkuris, as it is clear that in that place, you will get into trouble for doing so," said the bespectacled man. "Don't worry; I know a place where I believe you can abuse them without getting seen by anyone. We can go to that place tomorrow."

"And my creations will be complete very soon," said someone. Everyone turned to see a bald, old man seated on a spinning chair. "I'd give it two more days or so. The day when we can repopulate our world with yukkuris is drawing near! The wait will definitely be worth it!"

"Yeah! It's about time they come back to where they belong!" said the man with a shaved head.

"I can't wait until our world is populated with yukkuris again! Heeheehee!" laughed a man with a brown, flat-top hairdo.

"We all look forward to you completing that, Doctor Blak," the bespectacled man said to the old man.

"You will not be disappointed, I assure you all!" said the old man, Dr. Blak, with a grin.


TO BE CONTINUED

The truth behind Luigi's lack of an Italian accent is because I didn't thought of giving him one when I started writing stories on this site. By the time I thought I should give him one, I was already too far into the series and didn't really want to suddenly give him an accent for the sake of consistency. In Jigglypuff's case of speaking in broken vocabularies, I started making her speak like that relatively early on in the series, so the consistency issue wasn't as big.

Some of you might remember Dr. Blak from the first Strive for Easiness. As such, he is an OC, along with the recurring character Parry.

The part with Samus's hand and the koyukkuris is based on a piece of art made the artist Paccho, also known as Slowlymukyu. The part with the stretching dosureimu is inspired by a piece of art made by the yukkuri artist Rorinko. The yukkuri dehumidifier is an idea of the artist Gaman-Aki.