A/N: Question, loyal readers. Would you rather have short chapters and updates every Friday, or longer chapters and updates whenever I can find the time?
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A Surprise Apartment Assignment of Fate - Chapter 3
Dearingest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle,
You should definitely consider stopping the donations to the Minister instantaneously! I have never in my years dealt with such atrocitification! I am sharing my internship and promised lodgings with another girl! The internship was supposed to be a singular deal! As was the apartment! The apartment is in an absolutely horrificus building that barely looks safe to live in! Despite the fact that it is a Wizarding Only establishment, you would think the Ministry could put us up in better lodging!
And my roommate is none other than Miss Elphaba Thropp! Yes, the Slytherin girl from Cardiff I told you so much about during my time at Hogwarts! She is positively ascribic! I have never in my entire life met someone so rude! She threatened to curse me the moment I saw her!
I simply cannot believe I am being forced to live with her for an entire year! I tried to talk to the Undersecretary, but she simply would not reassign me! I do believe you should have a talk with the Minister and get this situation dealt with.
Of course, I will rise above the matter and flourish at the Ministry and gain a high-ranking position in the Ministry—or, if possible, meet a nice Auror or politician. We shall see!
Your darlingist daughter,
Galinda
Nessie;
I met with Undersecretary Morrible this morning and have settled into the Ministry-offered apartment. I am to share both the internship and the apartment with Miss Galinda Upland. I'm certain you know the one. I'm certain this pairing with provide ample opportunity for both amusement and frustration.
I hope your sixth year at Hogwarts is fruitful. Should you need any help in your N.E.W.T. Level classes, send an owl my way and I will do my best to assist you. Please give Nanny my love, and Shell if you believe he deserves it.
Your sister,
Elphaba
My dearest Shenshen and Pfanee;
I am being forced to room with Miss Elphaba Thropp for the duration of my internship! Yes, the Miss Elphaba Thropp! I simply cannot believe it! I do not believe I can stand to see her hideous verdigris or ratty clothes for long! (Not to mention her awful attitude and pension for constant literary stimulation!) It is simply horrendificous!
Please, girls, fly to my aid! Perhaps with the two of you I can force her out of both the apartment and the internship in one foul swoop! Meet me for coffee tomorrow at 10AM at our usual place to discuss the particulars!
Galinda xo
