Wow... I just want to thank you all so far - 10 reviews on the first two chapters! You make me so happy... :) And I'm glad you're all enjoying it too. Keep reviewing, it encourages faster updates (: True fact, that. Anyway, have fun reading this bit.

To my anonymous reviews whom I cannot personally reply to:

silmarwren - Saruman does look make-upish ^^ lol and I guess I should have put the Witch King as widowed ... 'cause he was a regular human at one point and probbaly had a wife. But not anymore!
marylauren - me too :D


Gollum

Current Residence: Mount Doom (?)/unknown

Occupation: Professional Stalker and Hot-Coals walker

Favourite Quotation: "My precioussssss."

People Who Inspire Gollum: Gollum

Activities: eating juicy fish, skulking, lurking, sneaking, and stalking, lying, forgetting my name, searching for the preciousssss, betraying friends, murdering best mates, fishing (I used to, believe it or not – with a pole instead of just diving in forbidden pools), wrestling, talking to Us, escaping from Mirkwood, making Frodo paranoid, poisoning friends against each other

Favourite Books: How Not To Be Seen, Betraying Your Friends, A Perfect Murder, Seafood Cookbook: It's Better Raw, Ways to Kill Hobbitses, Sneaking 101, Clever Ways to Frame Someone, Atlases of Middle Earth: Secret Tunnel Editions, How to Please Your Mistress: Bring her Supper, Wrestling for Dummies, All About Rings of Power, The Loin Cloth Catalogue, Hair Care, 450 Ways to Make Someone Suspicious, Psychology, Sushi-Maker's Guide

Interests: The Preciouss, Shelob, avoiding filthy orcses, seeking revenge on everyone, foiling those Mirkwood elveses, the Preciousss, juicy sweet fish, nice cool pools

About: They took it from us. Stole it. *gollum* The preciousssssss…And I hate stupid, fat hobbitses and nasty elf bread! *gollum*

Interested In: The Precioussss

Relationship Status: It's Complicated

Family: N/A


Frodo Baggins

Current Residence: Grey Havens

Occupation: Esteemed Guest of the Elves, Resident Short Person and Former Ring-bearer

Favourite Quotation: "I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way."

People Who Inspire Frodo: Strider, Gandalf, Samwise the Brave

Activities: Ring-bearing, drinking with friends, walking a lot, sneaking into Mordor through the back door, fighting orcs, evading captors, canoeing, eating, writing books, abandoning friends, staying alive, leading the Took archers, meeting royalty, surviving, swimming, line-dancing with the other hobbits

Favourite Books: Do It Yourself Transportation, How Not To Be Seen, About Rings of Power, Combat Skills: Hobbit Edition, Trust Is A Double Edged Sword, The Elves of Middle Earth, How To Throw A Great Birthday Bash, There And Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale, The Lord of the Rings, Rock Climbing Tips and Tricks, 25 Fun Recipes with Lembas Bread, Living for Dummies, Don't Follow the Lights: A Tale of Woe, Bulgy Eyes Make Everything Seem Bigger

Interests: reading, gardening (reminds me of my dear Sam), talking with my Uncle Bilbo, going on more adventures

About: I wrote a whole book and I have the best friend in the world.

Interested In: Women

Relationship Status: Single

Family: Drogo (father)

Primula Brandybuck (Mother)

Bilbo (Uncle)

Meriadoc Brandybuck (Cousin)

Peregrin Took (Cousin)

Samwise Gamgee (related through marriages)


Review? Up Next: Denethor II and Théoden!