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Warning: contains shounen-ai. Don't flame, please. Or else I'll die and haunt you to the ends of hell~

A/N: Okay. First, I apologize. I have not updated for weeks... or maybe even a month.. well, that's because my my files decided to play hide-and-seek. I don't know what really happened but they disappeared! What else? Ah! this was supposed to be longer but I uploaded it before they repeated what happened the last time D:


An Unexpected Predicament

by Kudocchi

-Chapter 3-

The Morning After


The next morning, the rumor of a transfer student was all over the school.

"Ne, ne. Did you hear? A transfer student's coming today! I heard that it would be a super bishie!"

"Yeah, I did! But… isn't the transfer student a girl? The teachers were saying that SHE'S a bishoujo!" a boy chimed in. Honestly, they still don't know what the gender of their new schoolmate is but one thing is for sure. The transferee is ethereally beautiful.

In a second, the class was divided into 2; the boys and the girls. The girls sided with the transferee being a boy while the boys wished that it's a girl. Their bickers were gradually getting louder and came to an abrupt stop when the door was opened and their homeroom teacher.

The squabbling students quickly scrambled to their chairs and made no sounds. Their teacher was quite the terror.

"Okay, class. I'm sure that all of you have heard of a transfer student coming today. He's here with me now." He started. At the mention of 'he', all the boys sighed and the girls squealed. All noises quieted when the teacher continued, "But, there had been a problem with the uniforms, so don't laugh at him." 'Not that you'll be able to, anyway.' The young teacher smirked inwardly.

"Kudo Shiki, please enter."

A person with middle-length raven hair approached the teacher gracefully. The said person turned and faced the class with a small blush on his/her face, "I'm Kudo Shiki. Please take care of me." He/she said, and then he/she bowed politely.

To saw that the students were awed was an understatement. They just saw the most beautiful (human?) being there is to see. And the said being was currently giving off dangerous pheromones. Wait… didn't their teacher say that the transfer student's a boy? She's definitely a girl! And as proof, she's wearing the girl's uniform! (They completely forgot about the uniform problem). All of them turned a glare to their sadistic teacher.

"I'm a boy, by the way. The reason I'm wearing a…" Shinichi looked away, "s-skirt is because there had been misunderstanding regarding my uniform… so, uhh… Please don't mind this!"

Shinichi's err… Shiki's nose caught the scent of blood and made his detective-instincts tingling. But, after seeing that the smell just came from the noses of his new classmates, he sweat-dropped and decided to ignore it and go to his assigned seat after bowing and thanking his teacher and classmates again. Shiki slumped on his seat as he listened to rounds and rounds of lessons that he already mastered, all the while overly conscious of the piece of cloth that barely covered up his legs.

'Dammit… how am I supposed to go to the bathroom like this? And this is supposed to last at least a month? Uso…"

Kringgggggggggggg!

As the bell rang, Shinichi heaved a sigh. Finally! Before his new classmates can detain him for questioning, (he had avoided them for the whole day. Don't ask how cause I also don't know. Fufufu) he made a beeline and went out of school.

Obviously, he doesn't want to go home wearing a skirt so he went to the nearest restroom. He looked around to see if anyone was in the men's toilet. When he didn't see anyone, he quickly went in a stall and changed into his clothes (which were a little girly to his liking. Someday, he'll have to buy new clothes for himself… or maybe he'll ask Hattori to. *insert evil laugh*)

He was about to put his pants when the door was forcibly opened. The culprit was a high school student who obviously looks like a delinquent. He has a bleached hair and a menacing look on his face. Being only in his briefs (he couldn't wear boxers… with that short skirt, it would surely show) he glared at the rude boy.

"What? Can't you see that I'm still in here? Isn't that the reason why there are locks in the toilet?" his glare intensified the moment he was fully dressed. Apparently, the delinquent was busy staring at him and it was giving him the creeps. 'Great… Just how long am I going to endure this? I hope he'll just get out…'

To say in the least, the high school delinquent was mesmerized. He had forcibly opened a stall in a bathroom just for the heck of it but what he didn't expect to see was a cool unearthly beauty who's now staring at him with such an intense glare that he can't help but stare at. Those captivating cerulean orbs draw him in and the lithe body of its holder was truly hypnotizing-the milky-white legs, smooth curves and seductive thighs brought his wild imagination to the fullest. The warm liquid that flowed down his nose was what brought him down from la-la land to reality. Oh, and a kick to his 'little friend', too. Who knew that such a small form can emit such power?

"Pervert! Don't ever show your face in front of me!" with that, he stomped out of the bathroom and hurried home before another pervert could show up. 'Why is it always me? There're lots of girly guys out there for all I care!'

Kudo Mansion

Haibara and Yukiko seemed to have formed an alliance and are currently planning on how to make Shinichi's life wo—better. They're not doing it just for their own sadistic pleasure but because they really think that it's time for Shinichi to find his life. Since he can no longer come back to being Kudo Shinichi, (they realized that even when he was just Conan because Conan is different from Shinichi.)

I forgot to mention, but it was also their doing as to why Shinichi was forced to wear a girl's uniform. And also, they've hid all of Shinichi's other clothes, especially that out-of-fashion tuxedo of his. Basically, they've remodeled, (hm... what's the term?) renovated Shinichi's out-dated wardrobe, much to the boy's chagrin.

Bam!

The door was pushed/kicked open with such an angry force that can only belong to one Kudo Shinichi. Without even a greeting, he quickly went up the stairs and banged his door closed, obviously pissed. "Well," the two shrugged, "we can always interrogate him later." They both nodded in compliance.

tsudzuku


Reply to reviewers:

just anie6142: Arigatou1 I hope I don't disappoint you in this chapter..('cause I disappointed myself in this..)

gundamzbd36: Hm. that's a secret. you'll have to wait to find out:DD

Elemental of Time: haha. yeah.. But that's necessary for the development of the story.. and for my own personal enjoyment:D

kuroange1: hm. I can't answer that one. but yeah, poor students..

I-Kill-U-For-Yaoi: No, he didn't. he just got a mountain-load of pheromones now:D

Tomyo Torou: haha. arigatou! I would've love to! in the next chapter, maybe. 'cause I'm in a rush to upload this:DD

Manic Reveiwer and chibi-conan: Yeah. haha. I think this one's going to be long...