Hello my faithful readers! I know that I haven't updated in forever and I won't complain about midterms (which were from hell!!) or my evil teachers (cough Mrs. Boudreaux cough) or whatever. The disclaimer by...ME!!! I don't own Inuyasha or any of its characters, Rumiko Takahashi does...but damn it! I wish she would adopt me, but I can't speak Japanese well, so we'd have nothing to talk about, 'cept Pocky!! That's some good stuff...yummy!

WTAS #11

Sesshoumaru, we're going to France!

Why must this Sesshoumaru go?

'Cause I said so!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THOSE EVIL LEPRECHAUNS!

NO!!! NOT THE LEPRECHAUNS!!!

So you're coming?

I suppose.

(drags everyone including Moe-chan and Beevo-chan off to France)

Sesshoumaru, would you like to tell all the French people that you are powerful?

Yes, this Sesshoumaru would.

Tell them in French. Repeat after me: je suis le livre de fromage.

Je suis le livre de fromage?

Yes. (watches Sesshoumaru yell at poor random French people)

JE SUIS LE LIVRE DE FROMAGE! JE SUIS LE LIVRE DE FROMAGE! JE SUIS LE LIVRE DE FROMAGE! JE SUIS LE LIVRE DE FROMAGE! JE SUIS LE LIVRE DE FROMAGE!

(Moe-chan raises an eyebrow)He's the book of cheese?!?!

(Beevo-chan shakes her head) What an idiot...

(I find Sesshoumaru) Sesshoumaru, it's okay for you to be proud that you're a cheese book, but you're scaring everyone...they think you're stark raving bonkers.

I'm WHAT?!?!

Yeah, didn't you know what you were saying?

Poor Sesshoumaru faints.

Fin

WTAS #12: thanks to Readerfreak10

Sesshoumaru goes to bathe. I switch his shampoo, replace his clothes, and hide his swords.

Half an hour later...

AHHH!!!! WHAT THE $#!!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK?!?!

I laugh softly. Sesshoumaru comes out with light pink hair wearing a hot pink kimono with pink stitching.

What's wrong Sesshoumaru? I ask.

I AM PINK!!!

(starts taking pictures) Really?

What are you doing?

(looks totally innocent) Nothing...

Later in a meeting with the other Lords and Ladies...

Laughter bursts out...

ACK!! Poor Sesshoumaru has fainted from embarrassment.

Fin

WTAS # 13: thanks to Lexxy- hime

Special Ops Urvi sneaks into Sesshoumaru's room. I take his hot pink kimono...Lord Fluffy's hair is mostly silver...but there are pink streaks...grin

Hours later...

WHERE IS MY HAORI?!?

Dunno, but put a towel on, it's not polite to walk around in the nude...

(Sesshoumaru puts on a towel, while I send an e-mail to 3000 rabid fangirls)

More hours later...

SESSHOUMARU, WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR NEAR NUDE STATE!!!

(Sesshoumaru runs but is tackled by what seems to be a very...masculine fangirl...

Poor Fluffy...

Fin

WTAS #14

All right guys you know what to do right?

(little people dressed up as leprechauns with very convincing sharp teeth) We know our jobs.

Good, I'll get Sesshoumaru. Oh, Sesshoumaru!!!!

What?

Look leprechauns!!! Aren't they cute? (little leprechaun people start gnashing their teeth)

(Sesshoumaru sweatdrops) Why are they here?

To kill you of course! Why did you think they were here?

(Sesshoumaru starts to back away...)

AFTER HIM!!!!!

Sesshoumaru is chased once again...

I told him I'd do something with that.

Fin

WTAS #15

Sesshoumaru come here!!!(Sesshoumaru comes near)

What?

RAPE!!!

(he backs away) 0.o What?!?!

Come here silly...(comes close again)

What?

RAPE!!!!

This continues for the rest of the day, until...

I AM NOT RAPING YOU!!!

(Miroku) You're raping the author?!?! How could you?! She writes your story, you sicko!!!

I Am- Sesshoumaru faints from lack of sleep, food, and the attacking of the day...

Fin

Alright guys, I know that this's short but my parents are like trying to read over my shoulder...review because I really want to reach a hundred reviews before this is over...read review and recommend...and I love all of ya!!! Also a beta would be appreciated...PM me and I'll review over it and get back to you! Remember, Sesshoumaru is a cheese book!! XD