P-p-please l-let me g-go writers b-block. Not a chance Gorchanstruck i've had so much fun with you why would I stop? Because i'm cute and fluffy and everyone loves me? Sure give me more reasons to hate you. S-someone help m-me! Just then Akame rushed in and killed him. T-thank you Akame your my hero. No problem but I have a request for you. What is it? Strip. Somebody else help me?

Hey guys sorry i've been gone i'm lazy and as you can see had no idea how to progress but the I read some fanfiction and Boom it hit me! Literally I'm in the hospital I have a huge scar. JK. But I don't really plan to write lemons and this is my last time do you guys want them you can be a guest and leave a comment like one word you know. BTW I am SOOOO sorry about not posting sooner god it's been multiple months please strike where I stand for your vengeance. Alright i'll give you guys what you want but I have mainly been messing around with another story and ThanatosXD gave me a lot of inspiration check him out he is an old AKame Ga Kill writer and he was good with lemons and had one of the best Akame x Tatsumi love stories and it was long. Alright i'll leave you guys alone enjoy! (BTW I plan to make a side story about Tatsumi and that pancake dream. IDK why but I've had this idea in my head since chapter 1. "HOW COULD YOU MUFFIN MAN! HE JUST WANTED PEACE! AND YOU KILLED HIM! *whisper* I'm so sorry pancake king… I couldn't protect you…" Yeah but something like that... Don't judge.) BTW I'm gonna stop having huge intros now that the story is going...unless you want to hear me?

Writing, Weird voices, Place

Thoughts

"Speech"

Tatsumi-

Dreamland-

"Oh yes it's so gooood! Yes right there. Aaaaahhhh...yeah. That massage feels good jelly guard.(Troll, you know what you were thinking) "Wake up Tatsumi."

"Huh?"

"It's time to get up."

"W-wait no!"

"GET UP!"

Reality-

Akame-

I was shaking Tatsumi for a minute now and I was getting annoyed. "Wake up Tatsumi." I said to him but all I got was a mumble so I tried again. "It's time to get up." I got a slightly louder mumble so at this point I was mad. "GET UP!" I screamed at him. His eyes shot open and he yelled. "NOOO!" He yelled earning a shut up from Mine. "Are you okay Tatsumi?" I asked concerned seeing as he was sweaty and shaking. "Y-yeah...I'm fine he said a single tear flowing down his cheek." He said where I got concerned seeing as though he was narrating a story. "Oh sorry typo." He said treating it like nothing. "You sounded like you were narrating a story. Was it about us? Who would read about a bunch of killer assassins?" I asked seeing as it wouldn't be interesting to me. He slowly turned his head to the door like he was looking at a camera. "Okay… but it's time for breakfast let's go." A large grumble from both of us sounded out showing that we were both hungry. "Ok let's go." He said practically teleporting with his insane speed.

The Kitchen-

Akame-

I walked into the kitchen noticing everyone was there looking wide awake except Mine, She just looked pissed. I noticed Tatsumi wasn't there though and his plate was sitting there with a note. Do not touch. I walked over removing the note. He Probably didn't mean it. I mean it. I removed the note. It's probably not for me. I mean you Akame. Dang, oh well. I left the food alone and sat down and started eating my food. We sat there for a little bit until Lubbock jumped up saying we had intruders. "You don't think Tatsumi told them did you?" Lubbock asked. "It's a good possibility that he did." Najenda replied her features becoming hard. "Go kill them and find Tatsumi!" She said getting a shout of approval from everyone. Just then Tatsumi walked in. "Hey guys what are we talking bout? I just took care of some guys that found the base. Don't worry I killed them all it's ok." He said with a smile on his face. We all just stared at him in disbelief thinking how did he know? He sat down to eat his food and quickly snapped his fingers covering his food in fire then 3 seconds later lightly blowing at it causing it to immediately snuff out. You could see a small amount of steam emanating off of it. He bit into the bacon and looked at the boss and said "So when do we start the test?"

30 minutes later-

Tatsumi-

We finally got to the test they have for me so I can officially join the group. All I have to do is beat these guys again. "Alright Bulat you're up first." Najenda called out. He walked out onto the field wielding his teigu in it's unleashed form with his spear out. Tatsumi had a feeling he would do this. Bulat has shown that he isn't stupid and knows that Tatsumi is very powerful. Should I use my weapon? Meh no reason not too. "BEGIN!" Najenda yelled at them signaling it was time to start. Bulat quickly charged at Tatsumi which Tatsumi sidestepped then did a limbo technique dodging his slash towards him. Tatsumi quickly gathered a large amount of air in his hands and shoved Bulat back then made a giant Rock pillar and jutted it up from the ground then retracted it. He then formed and ice pillar on top of him and used wind to bring it down very quickly. The ice shattered and the wind dissipated leaving a medium cracked but nothing too bad incursio armor. Bulat disappeared becoming invisible. Tatsumi expected this and put his hand on the ground summoning vast amounts of intense heat and then exploding it sending vast amounts of it in every direction and kept pulsating it until he noticed a gap and rushed towards it grabbing the helmet and throwing to the ground underneath. He then got on top of him and at high speeds brought his helmet up and down slamming it into the ground over and over getting a small crater each time but using his rock abilities he kept replacing it with fresh rock. After a few seconds I stopped looking at his near shattered helmet and slight blood seeping out of it and asked him if he yields. "Yes…" he said in a low voice. I dropped his head and got off of him and looked at the rest of the group. All I saw was the most intense killing intent I have ever seen coming from the boss and everyone else with eyes wide as saucers. Except Shelee… she looked horrified and shouted at me. "Tatsumi! I think you killed him!" She said getting scared. "Don't worry Shelee he'll live." Lubbock said to her reassuringly. "I would like to thank me for this amazing task um.. This is just so… UH...I would also like to thank myself for this, couldn't do it without you. Um… oh and final thanks to my weapon transversion, Thank you as well." I said with a little cockiness. "So who is next?" I asked getting excited. "How did you do that?" Asked Najenda

"Do what?"

"Summon that ice."

"By using my weapon."

"Where is it?"

"Your looking at it."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean my weapon is apart of me." Everyone's eyes narrowed as I said that. "Is something wrong?" I asked not wanting to hurt them all again. "Where is the tattoo?" Najenda asked her tone devoid of all niceness. I got confused as she said this. "What do you mean tattoo? I don't have a tattoo." I said which confused them at first. "Then where is your weapon?" They asked getting even more confused. "My weapon is my eyes, my arms, my legs, and most of my current organs along with a lot of my blood." I said which sent everyone into a silence. "What?" They all said in unison. "T-thats i-impossible" Lubbock stuttered out. "By teigu standards probably but...I don't think that's a teigu." Najenda said with her killing intent lessening. "I think my teacher called it a shingu or something like that. He said it was the only ever successful one ever made that surpassed teigus." he said. "So what can it do?" Leone asked with a little jealousy in her voice. "It has 3 abilities and 1 trump card. It's first ability is to swap matter so basically I have ice I can change it into water and Say I had steel I can change it into a weapon. The second is technically 4 in one. When it comes to ice I can make objects like walls, weapons, etc. When it comes to air I can gather large amounts of it and use it to propel something or to fly. When it comes to rock I can summon it to make pillars or summon monsters to carry something, guard somethin, attack something, etc(to see what they look like check out evolve monsters). When it comes to fire I can encase something in it whether it be friend or foe or I can send it out in shockwaves. With other assortments of abilities combining multiple you get the idea.I have an array of smaller abilities but they don't get used much. The third is changing people so I can change how they look whether it be body size or appearance." he replied. "What about the Trump?" A still surprised Lubbock asked.

Akame-

"Oh yeah, That's powerful too." Was the only reply he gave us. "And? What's it do? 'Oh yeah, that's powerful too' is about as descriptive as saying Leone has a temper. Not only is it very far off, it's also barely right." Lubbock said with a little strain in his voice. This was all he said before Leone proceeded to break his entire hand and every little bone included. "A wise man once said-We may defeat every monster you can imagine but when it comes to angry women,Were boned." Leone said smiling at Lubbock. "So as we were saying what does it do?" Bulat questioned him.

"Things."

"What kinda things?"

"Cool things."

"Like what?"

"Like making me stronger."

"In what way?"

"Many different ways."

"Such as?"

"You know you guys are real persistent."

"Yeah but we can stop if you tell us what it does."

"It's personal so can you drop it?"

"Fine, we'll drop it" Bulat said. I wonder what his trump is and why he is so secretive about it. "Thank you." He replied bowing to us. "Now if you excuse me, i'm bored so im gonna find something to do." He said in a slight bored tone. "What about competing in a tournament?" Lubbock asked. "Nah that won't happen for a few more episodes." Tatsumi replied confusing us all. "What?" Lubbock asked mirroring our own thoughts. "Don't worry about it. I'll just practice breaking the fourth wall." At this point I stopped listening as he explained how he messes with people called 'viewers' and how apparently the best fourth wall breaker is a man by the name of 'Deadpool'. He says we'll never meet him though so meh. "Tatsumi you know what teigus are right?" Najenda asked surprising everyone including Tatsumi. "No as a matter of fact I don't."

I was surprised to hear this, I assumed he'd know everything about them. "Well they were basically unique super weapons created by the first emperor so his kingdom would survive. There are 48 in total but since then half were lost in the most recent civil war and some have also been destroyed. It's unknown how many are left. As for you weapon you said it was the only successful shingu right? Well shingu's were meant to replace teigus but they never came close and while still having interesting effects were much weaker than their predecessors.

"We have a book about teigus you can read if you want I'll happily let you use it. On one condition though." She stopped and started to smirk. "We want you to join us." She said with her hand out smiling. "Well? What will it-" she was cut off. "Sure, i'll do it." Tatsumi replied nonchalantly. "What? That's it? No overthinking it or us needing to threaten you?" Najenda replied. "Well it's not like you can hurt me…There is also the fact that i'm lazy when it comes to getting info so having your intel would help a lot."

Najenda was surprised but not much. After all that why wouldn't you want to join? Either way they had a new member and they needed to know more about him. What he could do, how strong he was…that's actually about it. She didn't want to sound uncaring but...his backstory meant as much to her as some random crook. Except about the part how he got his Shingu.

Najenda looked up when Tatsumi spoke again. "By the way can I have that book of those teigu things? By the way you talk about them I assume they are Powerful and that you guys have some too." he said with a dull expression with the voice to match it.

"How very perceptive of you and yes you can have the book. As for if we have any teigus I feel like we told you this?" she said. "You probably did but I have horrible memory so just list off their basic abilities and who has them." he said wanting to immediately get to the point.

"Well Akame has a katana that if it breaks the skin will spread poison throughout your body killing you very quickly. Bulat can summon armor along with a special spear that is near unbreakable and he can turn invisible and if needed his armor can evolve changing itself. Shelee has giant pair of scissors that can cut through anything. Mine has a gun that can swap between a sniper or machine gun and increases in power based on the user's emotions. Lubbock has a pair of gloves that control very durable wires and he can weave them into objects. Leone has a belt that when activated give her increased regeneration and heighten all of her senses and give her paws, ears, and longer hair." she said and as she got to every person they respectively held up their weapon.

"Well can we have a team bat- I mean spar?" he questioned smiling a little. "What do you mean?" I questioned. "I mean me versus all of you I wanna see how strong you guys are." He asked a little beggingly. "I don't see why not and it could help us understand how strong he his too. Alright I order all of you too attack Tatsumi!" The boss shouted.

Most of us stood there surprised but Mine immediately started firing which Tatsumi dodged easily. "An order is an order right?" She said grinning. "Get ready Tatsumi cause I won't be going easy on you." Leone stated activating her teigu and immediately punching her fist together. She rushed him and after a second we all followed suit. Tatsumi started grinning. "Oh this will be fun he stated and he rushed us.

Alright guys as I said I'm very sorry but next chapter should (I hope) be out some time next week sooo yeah. I'll give don't worry the next chapter won't be hard to write and get ready for a little fluff. *wink wink* no not what you're thinking this will not be a one night stand. I'm ashamed of all of you. BTW I had another story idea it's basically an archive of Teigu and I could write out all the ones in the manga and anime and then after those I could take request on your guys Teigu. I think it sounds cool. This should be the last long author note until something comes up i'm pretty sure anyways. As always see you next time and don't forget to check back in every once in awhile. Please i-i'm lonely…*sniff sniff*

All I really ask is that you guys read the story I don't care about favorites or anything just reviews and that you guys read the story have a good night!