Kay-Kay stood in the middle of the Gryffindor common room, waiting for Meghan to come out of nowhere, like she usually did. After about ten minutes Meghan came sliding down the banister to the girl's dormitory singing the Barney theme song.
"HEY YOU GUYS!" she squealed, and landed perfectly on her feet. "Oh, hi!" She piped when she saw Kay-Kay standing there.
"Why are you doing that?" Kay-Kay asked.
Meghan looked confused. "Doing what?" she asked.
"Acting happy." Kay-Kay answered.
"I'm happy for our next GENIUS idea!" Meghan chirped.
Kay-Kay raised an eyebrow. "What idea would this be?" she asked.
Meghan shrugged. "I dunno, I thought you'd have come up with at least one idea by now!"
Kay-Kay pondered for a moment, before saying, "I've got it!"
Later that day yet another paper was in the Main Corridor, and this one SANG.
"AWESOME THEME SONG
By Kay-Kay and Meghan
THIS IS OUR AWESOME THEME SONG, WE'LL SING IT ALL DAY LONG!
WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 'CAUSE IT'S JUST TOO AWESOME!
IF YOU DON'T SING ALONG YOU'RE GAY,
THIS IS OUR AWESOME THEME SONG!
WE'LL BOTHER MINNIE 'TIL HER HEAD EXPLODES,
THIS IS THE EPIC THEME SONG!
E-P-I-C!
EPIC! EPIC! SO ARE WE!
WE DON'T CARE THAT THIS SONG DON'T RYME,
THIS IS OUR AWESOME THEME SONG!
CHA!"
Meghan and Kay-Kay were sitting behind two big plants sipping butterbeer. "Has she come yet?" Meghan asked.
Kay-Kay peeked out. "Nope." she answered, taking another long sip. She then looked at her mug glumly and said, "This would be better spiked with firewiskey."
"Way ahead of ya." Meghan answered, pulling out a bottle from behind her back. The girls poured some in their glasses, gave a toast, then went back to waiting.
"Why, hello girls, it's so nice to see you here." Came an eerie voice from over Meghan and Kay-Kay. The sudden appearance of Professor McGonagall made the girls jump and shriek.
"P-Professor!" Meghan stammered. "To what do we owe the pleasure?"
"I'll tell you what, girls. I'll give you a three second head start to either run away like cowards, or come to my office to-"
"BYE PROFESSOR!"
"SEE YA!"
The girls took off like bullets, and were halfway up the stairs before Meghan screamed at some random third-year, "Save the firewiskey!"
Again, I could see Meghan and I doing this. Please Read+ Review, and you'll get a piece of candy! =D
(BTW: The Awesome Theme Song DOES in fact have a tune...sorta.)
