Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N – I know some of you said Harry was a little OoC. Yeah I know but we need him to have some fun! If you just defeated the biggest Dark Wizard around, you'd want to have some fun too, right? Right. :)
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July 31.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
I'm 18 at last!
And I decided I like my family of ducks.
I named them.
But anyway, I got a pensive!
In fact it turns out I inherited it from my mum and dad.
It has PRONGS LILY on the side, but it took me a while to figure it out… it looks more like PONGY NIP.
Then it said LOVES PADFOOT, MOONY AND WORMTAIL! After PONGY NIP.
I have a distinct feeling Sirius wrote that.
So then I got loads of boxes of Chocolate Frogs, Bertie Botts and Dungbombs from Ron. He also got me the new addition of 12 Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches.
I particularly like chapter 16.
"Chat-up lines.
If said witch does not seem interested, use any of our fail-safe chat up lines such as;
'Is that a space suit you're wearing, because that bum is out of this world!'
Or
'If you were a bogie I would pick you first.'
Or
'Your dad must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!'
Cont. on next page"
See isn't it great?
OH DEAR GOD! I JUST ATE A CHOCOLATE FROG AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS ON THE CARD!
ME!
MOI!
HARRY!
If life couldn't get any more embarrassing…
'Harry Potter.
He enjoys spending time with his friends and playing Quidditch.
Harry Potter is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Voldemort.
He dislikes any shade of pink.'
Oh my god.
I must remember to burn that.
They even have underpants with my face on.
Ginny got me a pair for my birthday.
Well I haven't really spoken to her properly since my 17th birthday. This time last year we were snogging in her bedroom.
Curse Ron and his tendency to butt in.
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Later, July 31
I'm sat here with my diary after dinner.
Practically the whole wizarding world was there!
Not quite.
But more than enough.
I even told Mrs Weasley I didn't want loads of people.
FLASHBACK
"Hey Ron, want to go play some Quidditch?"
"Yeah, OK."
END OF FLASHBACK
Fine.
Maybe I forgot.
It's kind of lonely without Remus and Tonks…
But Teddy and Andromeda came and Teddy kept us all entertained.
And by entertained I mean he kept changing the colour of his eyes and hair, so that by the end of the meal one eye was turquoise, the other was pink and his hair was peri-winkle blue.
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I tried to make him more in character this chapter. Did it work? Let me know and click the pretty blue button!
