Well, back again with another chapter for The Perfect Gentlemen. I gotta say, I didn't think anybody was going to even look at this fic. But thanks to thatwwegirl236, that's not true. She has been a true followerer and I appreciate it. :) She has read both chapters so far and gave me a great approval, pride, and confidence. So I am making a prmise right now to me, to thatwwegirl236, and anyone else who reads this story. By the end of the story, your going to be begging for more Jorish (Trish & John) fics. Just watch. lol
And again, the italisized lettering is Cena's thoughts. The underlined is Trish's thoughts.
Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any one in this story. Everything goes to its respective owners. And any names, PPV's or anything else are not owned by me. They are owned by their respective owners. Unless other wise noted.
Chapter 3: Taking Out The Idiots
Monday Night Raw
"You think you know me..."
Heavy bass guitars and a few drums echo throughout the Staples Center. The WWE universe all jump to their feet in unison to not-so-kindly welcome the champions.
WWE Universe: Boooooo! (That was the usual welcome the WWE champion and Women's champion recieved anytime either of their theme songs began playing throughout any arena. Edge and Lita used to be two of the most popular superstars throughout the entire WWE. That is, before they had that not-so-secret affair. Which in turn, skyrocketed all parties involved to superstardom. It wasn't so long ago that Lita and Matt Hardy were completely in love. But Lita, being as selfish and heartless as she is, threw it all away. She threw away a perfect realtionship with a man who was madly in love with her to be with a selfish, low-down, coward of a man also known to the WWE Universe as The Rated R Superstar, Edge. Ever since Matt Hardy purposely reveiled the affair to the entire world, everybody turned on the two cheaters. Edge and Lita have easily become the two most hated WWE performers in history. It seemed like the only time they had anybody on thier side, was when WWE was in Canada. But Edge was Canadian, so by default he was adored by Canadian WWE fans. And Lita, being Edge's girlfriend also got some good pops. Unless she was scheduled to wrestle fellow Canadian Trish Stratus in Canada. Then Lita was booed horrifically out of the Air Canada Centre. As The Rated R couple made thier way to the ring, the fans at ringside booed and flipped off the pair, only to be ignored. Edge and Lita stand in the middle of the ring cockily eating up as many boos as they could. They just fed off of negative energy. Suddenly, a huge chant began rapidly increasing in volume.)
WWE Universe: You suck, you suck, you suck...! (Edge and Lita laugh at this chant. As it was used way too often. Edge cockily shakes his head at the crowd as he grabbed a mic.)
Edge: Is that the best you got? Huh? You suck? Are you serious? (Edge and Lita in sinc look at eachother with huge grins before erupting into laughter.)
Edge: I guess Los Angeles isn't only a feeding pool for criminals. It's also a mating ground for idiots. (The audience once again erupt into horrendous boos and chants of you suck.)
Edge: Oh yea. Like that's real original. (Edge and Lita once again laugh at the audience's weak attempt at getting them fired up. One man in the front row has a better chant to yell.)
Man: Slut! (Referring to Lita, Lita looked at him angry. She yanks the mic from Edge and leans on the ropes directly in front of the man.)
Lita: Slut? You think i'm a slut? (The man nods. The fierce red head glances back at Edge, then back at the man, cockliy with an attitude that she doesn't giva a damn what he thinks.)
Lita: Well, I don't giva a damn what you think! (Just then the audience responds to her bitchyness by berading her with "slut" chants. Lita and Edge look around in shock as the WWE fans in the Staples Center shower them with unkind insults. Lita gets fed up.)
Lita: Shut up! (This only makes the audience more wild as they scream to the top of their lungs in joy because they were able to upset the Vixen and Villian. Lita crosses her arms impatiently as she waits for the audience to quiet down. After a moment of pouting and Edge screaming profanity at the audience, the Staples Center calms down a little.)
Lita: You people are just mad because I'm going to beat your "beloved" Trish Stratus at Vengeance this Sunday! (This causes another chain reaction by the on-looking fans as the begin to boo Lita once again. Another moment of Lita being drowned out by the WWE Universe subsides and Lita continues her promo.)
Lita: You people are all sheep! You cheer whoever seems to be on a roll! It wasn't too long ago that you people were cheering me and Edge. But we didn't need your stupid support. As you can see, we're successful without any of your help! (The audience begins to boo again but this time Lita doesn't let them get the better of her. She continues talking, forcing the audience to shut up.)
Lita: Just because Trish Stratus won a number one contender's match 2 weeks ago doesn't mean she's going to beat me this Sunday! Yea, that's right. This Sunday at Vengeance, not only am I going to retain "my" Women's championship, but i'm going to break your precious hero Trish Stratus's neck! And that's not a damn thing Trish, or any of you can do about it! (Again loud boos drain out of the already irritated with Edge and Lita crowd.)
Lita: Trish Stratus should just retire now with a little bit of dignity before I destroy her "pretty little face" ...
"Hehehehe...
Oh...
Oh, it's time to rock and roll!"
This was an all too familiar entrance theme to the WWE Universe. As soon as the first little giggle blasted out of the speakers the WWE maniacs in the audience jumped to their feet in anticipation for none other than Trish Stratus. Lita and Edge become extremely aggravated being interupted. The WWE Universe erupt in horrendously loud cheers as one of their all time favorites makes her way to the ring. Trish walks up the steel steps and steps under the middle rope. She looks at Lita and Edge with a smirk as her music slowly fades. The blonde immediately gets right in the red headed's face. Trish and Lita stare eachother down for a moment before Trish snatches the microphone right out of Lita's evil hands. This gets a quick reaction of cheers from a few fans. Trish has a huge grin over her face as she basks in the glory.
Trish: Lita, so your gonna injure me this Sunday huh? (Lita and Edge nod simultaneously as Trish just laughs at this gesture.)
Trish: Please. You know the last time you and I were in this ring together I tore your ACL right off the bone. (This evokes a huge reaction from a protesting red head vixen. Trish laughs at her sometimes enemy, sometimes friend reaction.)
Trish: So if anybody's gonna get injured Sunday...
Edge: It's you! (Edge has yanked the microphone right out of Trish's hand before she could even finish her sentence. Trish gets a huge look of shock upon her million dollar face.)
Edge: Trish, you know damn well that Lita is ten times better in this ring than you'll ever be! Admit it! (Trish giggles as she takes the mic back from the fellow, but evil, blonde Candadian.)
Trish: I won't admit anything until Lita admits she's a whore. (The audience goes crazy with this insult to Lita. They jump up and scream and shout. Trish laughs but without warning Lita cuts her laughter short.)
POW!
Smack! Trish feels a painful burning sensation in her left cheek. Trish looks up through now angry eyes at her attacker. Lita starts mouthing off to Trish but before anybody can interpret what she's saying Trish pounces on her like a lion attacking a antalope. The two divas fall to the floor in a car fight. Edge stands there speechless, and not sure what to do. The audience erupt into chaos as they watch this mean cat fight. Lita gets on top of Trish and tries to land a hard right, but Trish blocks and rolls Lita onto her back and gets on top. Trish wraps the red hair into her fingers and begins pounding Lita's head off the mat. Trish only gets a few good smashes before Edge grabs Trish around her waist and hoists her up off of his girlfriend. Edge pulls Trish's arms behind her back as Lita slaps the taste out of her mouth. Trish's head jerks hard to the left and she keeps her head turned for a few seconds from the intense pain. Edge pushes Trish forward and Lita locks her into a reversed headlock. Lita pulls her left leg back and swings it up as hard as she can to gain as much momentum as she can.
BANG! Trish's head and face slam off the mat from the LitaDT. Trish is hurt in a bad way. She lays on the floor without any motion. Lita and Edge look at eachother with enormous, proud grins. Lita grabs Trish by the hair and forces her to her feet. Trish's whole body is limp. She can barely stand on her own two feet. Lita is behind Trish holding her up. Edge backs up to the corner and crouches down in a spear taunting position. All of a sudden an unfamiliar theme song echoes off the arena roof and throw the rows of anticipating crowd. This was a very unfamiliar song. It was rap, a genre of music not used too often for WWE theme songs.
You can't see me!
My time is now!
A very muscular man charges the ring and tackles the already in motion spearing Edge. Lita gets threatened by the man and immediately abandons Trish and rolls out of the ring frantically as the strange man lays rights and fists to the grounded Edge. Trish holds her head and gets a glimpse of the man who saved her from being speared. It was none other than her plane partner a couple of days ago, John Cena. John pounds away on Edge until the Canadians vixen grabs his foot and pulls him out the ring. Dispite John's attempt at keeping Edge in the ring, the Rated R duo are too scared and paniced to stick around. They cowardly make thier way to the ramp to scoot their way up. John stands in front of the ring ropes, leaning on the top rope, staring the double trouble down.)
John: Come on! (John is hoping either one of them gets brave enough to step back in the ring. He would nothing more than to deliver a davastating F-U to either one of them. Edge and Lita continue making their way backwards up the ramps screaming threats at the man they have never seen before. Edge is rubbing his much too big chin in pain. The WWE Universe is still going nuts seeing an unknown man coming out to save their hero. John looks around the arena at all the fans cheering him on even though most of them have no clue who he is. He basks in the glory before seeing a hurt Trish Stratus laying on her side with her hand propping her up with her hand on her head. John kneels down next to her as she looks up at him with a look of pain and gratitude. She whispers to him.)
Trish: Thanks. (John nods as he looks back up at the two villians cowering on the stage yelling threats the John knows if they meant them, they would be doing them. John looks back down at Trish and puts his arm around her shoulders to give her some relief from holding herself up since she was in so much pain. Even though it was just 3 mere days ago that he met her for the first time, he feels a warm fuzzy feeling in his chest. Trish wraps her arm around John's shoulders to support herself so she didn't have to hold herself up because she was feeling lightheaded, dizzy, and limp. John looks up ramp at the champions, who are hoisting their belts proudly over their heads taunting John and Trish. John feels an overwhelming sensation of jealousy because he yearns to be WWE champion. He also feels angered that Edge and Lita were attempting to hurt Trish. John looks back down at the blonde in his arms as she looks back up at him.)
Trish: My head hurts. (John looks down at her in sympathy as the 2 morons parade on the ramp like they acheived a mighty feat or something.
END OF CHAPTER 3
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