GUESS WHO'S FUCKING BACK

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Warning: This chapter contains minor Maya/Zylus. I know this pairing isn't very popular, so if you are against it, just ignore it.

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The New Girl and The Hot List [Part Two]

Third Person

"Balistar! Yo! Congrats on making the list!" Boomer smacked the young boy on the back. "It's a real honor to get on that list."

"Boomer, relax." Ky sighed. "You're scaring the poor guy."

"Heh, um, sorry." Boomer chuckled.

"No, it's all right." Balistar replied. Balistar was a young freshman that had teamed up with Gia and Apex to form Team Tiro. They were decent for a team of freshmen, and were able to hold their own in Kairu Tournaments. And while Balistar was smarter than his teammates, he didn't do well when it came to attention. "This is all new to me."

Ky laughed. "Well of course it's new to you! Most of the freshmen have never even heard of it."

"Well, that is true." Balistar admitted. He, Apex, and Gia were sitting with Ky and Boomer. They were surrounded by other students, of course, most of whom were chatting idly among themselves.

Gia turned to Boomer. "What was the list like last year?"

"Sort of the same." He shrugged. "This really cool guy named Dan Kuso was in the top ten. He was a real big shot last year."

"Aww man…" Ky said. "I miss Dan. He was pretty chill. He and Shun were a serious force to be reckoned with."

"So is there really a list about girls?" Gia cut in on their reminiscing.

Ky nodded. "Yeah. Maya was on it last year. The number one girl was Runo Misaki. It was rightfully given. That girl is hot. I was kinda surprised that Dan didn't-"

"Didn't what, Mr. Stax?"

"Umm…nothing, Ms. Black." Ky said quietly. Suzan Black, the mother of Kitty Black, was the A Block advisor. She monitored the student activity, and at times couldn't help but interrupt their conversations.

Ms. Black smirked. "That's what I thought. So I hear that the List is out again. The girls list should be out soon too, am I wrong?"

"Yeah!" Boomer exclaimed.

Ms. Black laughed. "I pity the person who places my daughter on that."

Gia cocked her head to the side. "Your daughter?"

"Katrina? You've surely met her." The woman grinned. "I believe that-TETRA NIKE PUT THAT DOWN!" Everyone turned to see Tetra heaving a full food tray over her head.

Tetra paused. "Sorry Ms. B!" She said sheepishly, setting it down on the table.

"Nice job there." Samuel snickered. He watched the girl make a face at Ms. Black. "What exactly were you going to do with it?"

"Throw it at Zane, duh." She said, as if it were the most obvious thing ever.

On the other side of the table, Brutus face-palmed. "Tetra, that's a dumb idea. We don't want to be on Zane's bad side."

"I think everyone's on his bad side." Tetra replied, stuffing her face with pudding. "But whatevsies."

"I…don't think that's a word." Samuel said. He rolled his eyes when Tetra stuck her tongue out at him. "Anyway, I saw the list today. How did that happen?" He asked the male Avalonian.

Brutus shrugged. "I don't know. I guess I'm attractive. Kitty probably rigged it or something."

Tetra cocked her head to the side. "But Kitty hates you." The clueless girl noted. "Why would she want to do that? Unless…unless she's doing it to psych you out!"

"Uh, sure."

MEAN-FUCKING-WHILE

Koz and his sister were sitting across from Hexus and Nexus. It was slightly awkward, because the four never really interacted outside of battle, but Teeny enjoyed intelligent conversation, and the Hiverax were the best for that.

But at the moment, the conversation was turned to the Hot List.

"I can't believe Vexus made it on the list again. I mean; you guys are identical triplets." Koz said.

Hexus laughed. "It's totally weird. I guess it's the whole bad-boy thing he's got going. Well, not exactly bad boy, but you catch my drift."

"I just can't believe Rynoh didn't make it." Teeny added quietly. "He's really cute."

Koz glanced at his sister. "Teeny? Do you have a crush on that dumbass?"

"There's a 0.43% chance you could get together." Nexus said, off-handedly. "Even without your clashing social groups, your personalities are totally incompatible."

"And there's no way in hell I'd let you date that asshole." Koz exclaimed.

"I was just saying he was cute! Jeez." But even so, Teeny couldn't deny her disappointment at Nexus's calculation.

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Bunny had led Sam to a table in the middle of the cafeteria. It was already half-occupied, with Ekayon and Maya filling the seats. Bunny plopped down by Maya, and Sam sat down by Ekayon.

"How's your first day been?" Ekayon asked the brunette.

Sam took a bite of her sandwich before speaking. "Pretty good. Bunny showed me around and helped me out a bit. That Lokar guy is pretty creepy."

Maya groaned. "You have Lokar for gym? Please don't let him know we're related. He'll be even creepier, trust me."

Bunny giggled. "Lokar is totes creepy. Kitty told me that he walked into the girl's locker room once." She suddenly squealed. "Tom!"

Tom Nike strutted over. "Hey, gorgeous." He sat down by her and kissed her cheek.

"You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend." Sam said to her new friend.

The pink haired girl grinned sheepishly. "Sorry. It kinda slipped my mind. This is Tom. You know Tetra, from English with Samurai Jack? This is her brother."

Sam nodded, remembering the pretty but ditzy freshmen. "Nice to meet you. Um, no offense, but you and Tetra look nothing alike."

Tom laughed. "Yeah, Tetra gets her looks from the human side of our family. I'm a bit more out-of-this-world."

"Speaking of out-of-this-world…" Ekayon nodded to an incoming student. "This will be interesting."

An olive green hand rested on Maya's shoulder. "Hey babe. Miss me?"

Maya brushed the hand off of her shoulder. "What do you want, Zylus?" She asked coolly.

Zylus smirked. "Just to see your smiling face." He winked at her. When she blushed, his smirk widened. "But seriously. Did you do the work for Doctor Eleven's class?"

Nodding, Maya fished around in her backpack. Pulling out a blue paper, she handed it to the jock. "Don't get it dirty."

"No problem. Thanks babe." Zylus sauntered away and sat down next to Bash and Rynoh. Vexus was over there too, for some weird reason.

Sam watched as he held up the paper triumphantly. Vexus glanced at him and said something, and then Zylus reacted violently. Wincing, Sam turned away from the scene. "So who was that?" She asked her cousin.

"Nobody important." Maya waved it off. "I just-oh god." They all spun around when they heard feminine cries.

Zair had Diara in a headlock, and was shouting something. Techris was behind them, trying to separate the two.

"ENOUGH!" The cafeteria froze. Master Boddai stepped out from the shadows. "Ladies! I am fed up with your fighting. One month of detention for both of you, and a month suspension from the arena." He glowered.

The two freshmen separated, glared at each other, and then went their separate ways. Behind them, Techris fell into his seat, exhausted.

"Well hot damn." Sam jumped at the new voice. "I missed the cat fight."

"Kitty!" Bunny exclaimed happily. "Sam, this is my cousin. Kitty, this is my new bff!"

Sam waved shyly. "Hi. Are you in AP Bio first hour?"

Kitty snorted. "Well, I'm supposed to be. I skip that class a lot though. It's more fun to experience that first hand."

"What does that-"

"DON'T ASK." Everyone cut Sam off. "Just don't." Ekayon finished, not wanting to ruin her innocence. "Just ignored Kitty when she says that stuff."

"Oh…kay…"

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As the bell rang, the students filtered out of the cafeteria in a mad rush. With two classes left, they were all excited to get back to their dorms. After all, the guys had the Ladies List to plan.

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Block A: Apex, Balistar, Tetra, Gia, Samuel, Ky, Boomer, Teeny, Hexus, Nexus, Koz, Zane, Brutus

Adviser-Suzan Black

Block B: Diara, Zair, Bunny, Techris, Sam, Maya, Zylus, Tom, Bash, Ekayon, Rynoh, Vexus, Kitty,

Adviser-Master Boaddai

So uh. Hi. It's been a while. Sorry. I'll try to update when I can, but my procrastination will keep the updates prolonged. Sorry broskis.

Next Chapter: The Ladies List is revealed, leaving the students in utter chaos. Meanwhile, an angry Diara plots against Zair, and Sam learns more about her new friends.