Super Smash Brothers - Hardcore Survival.
Episode 2
Smash Hub
Craig: Last time, on Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival: Fox gathered materials to get himself some water! Wario chased Villager up a tree! And we have had our first death in this series. Bowser, tell us what it was like in that, rather amusing battle you just fought.
Bowser: IT'S NOT FAIR. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED HIM IF IT WASN'T FOR MY STOMACH BEING FULL. HE AND DEDEDE ARE TEAM. ANNIHILATE THEM NOW OR YOU FACE WRATH OF KOOPA. FALCON THIS FALCON THAT! I HATE HIM.
Craig: Inspiring speech, Bowser. Anyway, let's not yammer on for too long, and get back to the action!
Mr Game And Watch's Perspective
: Beep! Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep. BEEP!
*Mr Game and Watch dives out of the way as Pit's arrow comes soaring to him*
Pit: Damn it! You'll get it this time Mr Game and Watch!
*Mr Game and Watch uses his frying pan ability against pit, Pit gets hit in the face twice, right after pit shoots in the hand with an arrow. Both fighters then flee from the battle.*
Lucas's Perspective
Lucas: PK Fire! Nice, chicken legs for me tonight.
*Lucas puts the roast chicken in a bag he found by a riverbank*
Lucas: I've got food now, I should probably get some water. It was stupid of me not to get it when I was at the river… I guess I'll just hike until I find a lake. This is a lot more peaceful than I was expecting, not even seen anyone yet…
*Zelda teleports in front of Lucas, gasps, then teleports away*
Lucas: Scratch what I just said, I have seen someone. I wonder where she went. I don't care. I have chicken tonight. It's kind of tempting, really, but I have to conserve it until later.
Roy's Perspective
Roy: Ok, I am surrounded by sheep. This… Is… Awesome… I have food for days!
*Roy slices away at the sheep, using his fire ability, instantly cooking all of the mutton.*
Roy: And why stop there?
*Roy takes the wool off lots of the sheep and makes himself a warm woollen coat.
Roy: That's nice, I do look like a little bit of an idiot, but when you're in the arena, efficiency comes before fashion.
Yoshi's Perspective
Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi.
*Yoshi rolls down a hill as an egg, turning a tree into an egg, and eating it.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
*Yoshi beams with happiness as he realises he can use the environment around him to make tons of food, he will never have to go hunting!*
Yoshi: Yoshi… Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, YOSHI!
*Yoshi is startled by Luigi's appearance*
Yoshi: Yoshi… Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi?
Luigi: Why of course-a Yoshi! We should definitely-a be in an alliance-a!
Yoshi: YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI!
*Luigi pats Yoshi on the head, and Yoshi's over the moon with happiness.*
Diddy Kong's Perspective:
Diddy Kong: So many bananas in this jungle! I'm so lucky I got teleported to here! I should probably never leave. There's food, water, and canopy makes an automatic shelter for me… Life is perfect
Fox: I'm sorry about this Diddy. This has to be done.
Diddy Kong: Wait wha-?
*Fox sends Diddy Kong flying off the tree with a speed move, but Diddy Kong manages to grab onto a branch with his tail. Diddy Kong throws countless banana peels at Fox, and Fox slips off of the canopy*
Fox: Noooo!
*Fox grabs onto a branch with both arms, but lowers one arm to reach out for his blaster, he rapidly shoots at Diddy Kong, but Diddy Kong was holding out a short, fat branch he found to use as a shield.*
Diddy Kong: Hehe, Haha!
*Diddy Kong shoots a peanut at Fox, but Fox deflects it with a special move. Fox uses his brain, and realises that if he shoots the branch off, Diddy Kong is going to go down with it. It takes 7 shots to blast the branch down, and Diddy Kong falls, as if in slow motion. Fox gracefully makes his way down the tree, he sees Diddy Kong lying on the ground crushed by the branch.*
Fox: Sorry, Diddy Kong.
*Fox uses his fire charge to send Diddy Kong flying away*
