Goku was the first to wake up. After yesterdays long fight with the other guys he decided it was probably best if he kept to himself today. He slowly rubbed his eyes and began to get out of bed when his feet hit the floor faster then they usually do. That's weird Goku though did I get taller over night, oh well its probably nothing he continued to get out of bed and as soon as he stood up he got a huge headache it was like a continuing bang in his forehead. Goku rubbed his head and that's when he saw his hands were bigger then before to. OK something is wrong I can feel it with that he rushed into the bathroom and stared at the reflection in the mirror, it followed every movement he made but the image was not his own it was that of a sour faced blonde monk with anger issues and a smoking problem. "Oh my god" Goku yelled waking up the others "this is so cool". Sanzo got up and ran into the bathroom hitting Goku with his fan and screaming "shut up you stupid monkey before I rip your mouth right off" Sanzo then walked over the the small table in the corner and started reading the paper. Gojyo got up next and watched this who scene happen why was the monkey yelling at the stupid priest, Hakkai laughed as he rose out of bed "that was kind of funny wasn't it Gojyo". Gojyo turned and saw his own body staring back at him with a smile on its face. "What the fuck why am I looking at my self" Gojyo screamed as he jumped out of bed. "Oh my we seem to have switched bodies Gojyo, I'm in your body and your in mine this does seem to be a problem" Hakkai laughed again. Gojyo and Hakkai both turned back to Sanzo and Goku only to see Goku's body reading the newspaper in the corner and a cigarette pack on the table in front of him. Sanzo's body came dancing out of the bathroom with a huge smile on its face. "Look at me I'm Sanzo I'm big and mean and all I do is hit everyone with my paper fan" Goku screamed as he walked over to the table where his old body was siting. "Shut up before I shoot" Sanzo said taking out his gun. Everyone just stood still and looked at Goku's body with a silver gun pointed at Sanzo. "Oh come on I'm just having fun, man your robes are so stinky all I keep smelling is cigarette smoke" Goku said with a look of discuss on his face. "well then don't breath" Sanzo said opening the fresh pack of Marlboro's sitting in front of him. Everyone just watched as Goku's body pulled one of the small sticks out and place it in his mouth. "Gahhh Sanzo what are you doing you cant smoke in my body you will kill my lungs" Goku said with a frown "Like I care besides right now its my body and I can do what I want with it" Sanzo said bringing the tip of the cigarette to the lit candle on the table. Sanzo breathed in slowly and coughed. "See I told you, put that out right now" Goku said siting down across from his old body. Sanzo just threw him an evil look and brought the cigarette back to his lips taking another drag this time only coughing a little bit. "Don't worry you'll get used to it well at least your body will cause I don't care who's body I'm in if I need a smoke I'm going to have a god damn smoke got it" Goku nodded OK. Hakkai laughed again at the scene in front of him before turning to look back at his old body only to see it also smoking "Gojyo don't do that to my body I don't smoke either". Gojyo just shrugged "I know but I can do anything with out a smoke you know that".
After all the yelling had stopped and everyone got dressed in there new body's clothes they headed down for some breakfast. They all sat were they normally would with Goku next to Gojyo and Hakkai next to Sanzo. They all ate in quiet except for Sanzo because he had Goku's body and for some reason he couldn't stop eating no matter how hard he tried. "Damn it I fucking hate this monkeys body". They all finished eating and walked out to jeep sitting in there normal spots and started to drive to the next town. It was a funny sight to see as Gojyo's body was driving with Goku's body in the passenger seat a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth and Sanzo's body sat behind Goku's body and Hakkai sat behind Gojyo chain smoking like his life depended on it. As they continued down the old dirt road Gojyo decided to take a nap and Goku remained quiet just looking at his new body. Something suddenly caught Goku's senses, it was coming from his old body in front of him. Goku could smell and taste the smoke coming from Sanzo in his body as the wind was blowing it right into his face, normally Goku would be whining and complaining about how smoking is bad and it smelled gross but for some reason he didn't say anything. It was a weird feeling the headache had come back but for some reason the smell of the cigarette was making it go away, Goku even caught him self breathing it in deeply like his body was trying to tell him something. Gojyo woke up and saw the way Goku in Sanzo's body was acting and started to laught. Goku turned and gave Gojyo and angry look "What are you looking at stupid kappa" Goku said more angerly then usual. Gojyo blinked and noticed the vain throbbing on Sanzo's head. "Oh this is to funny... Hey Sanzo I think your pet is having some problems with your body" Gojyo said as he lit a new cigarette. Goku watched as Gojyo slowly smoked it was like he was fixed on it. Sanzo turned around placing a new cigarette in his mouth "Whats going on back here" Sanzo said blowing smoking in Goku's face. Goku turned to face Sanzo and again breathed in deeply. "Oh for fuck sake here" Sanzo said taking the unlit cigarette from his mouth and placing it between Goku's lips before turning back around and placing a new one in his own mouth. "But I don't smoke" Goku said taking the cigarette out and holding it between his fingers. "We all know that stupid ape but Sanzo does and because your in his body you have to smoke now to" Gojyo said around a mouth of smoke. "But I don't even know how and with this headache I cant even think straight" Goku said back. "Sanzo's body runs on nicotine if he doesn't smoke a few times a day he will get withdrawal headaches" Gojyo said tossing his used cigarette from the jeep and getting out a new one. "Here watch me ill show you how and ill help you look cool doing it too, watch me ill go step by step" Gojyo said placing the unlit cigarette in his mouth. Goku copied him placing his own cigarette in his mouth. Gojyo then took out his zippo and flicked it open real quick and lit the tip of his smoke quickly closing the lighter and taking a long deep drag from the cigarette. Goku just blinked in confusion. "What was I to fast for you chibi?" Gojyo said removing his cigarette from his mouth and blowing out a big stream of smoke. Goku nodded yes, Gojyo laughed again before leaning in with his cigarette to light Goku's. The tips touched and Goku's Cigarette became lit. "Now breath it in like me" Gojyo said taking another deep drag. Goku did the same and found the warm taste to be a good feeling in his mouth, Gojyo then took his cigarette out of his mouth with his thumb and four finger and blow out a huge cloud of smoke into the sky. Goku again copied Gojyo and blew out a fresh cloud of smoke from his mouth and to his shock he didn't even cough in fact he found himself loving the feeling even his headache was gone. Gojyo smiled "Well Goku you look better now". "Yeah I never knew that these things tasted so good and now I see why you need them all the time, I think when I'm back in my old body ill keep smoking" Goku said as he placed the cigarette back in his mouth with a smile. "Don't count on it monkey" Sanzo said from the front seat. "But your smoking now in my body" Goku whined. "To bad, when we are back to normal everything goes back the way it was which means no smoking" Sanzo replied lighting a new cigarette. "But but but..." Goku cried. "Oh just shut up before I shoot your body" Sanzo said standing up facing Goku. The two continued to fight as Hakkai started to laugh and Gojyo lit another cigarette.
Part Two coming soon after another two chapters of the main story. Hope you like it don't forget to comment and put it in your favorite's so you know when the new chapter comes out. The next main story chapter will be told from Gouk's point of view.
