Here's one for all you Emmett&Rosalie lovers, enjoy!

We all know how avid of a sex life Emmett and Rosalie have, so where do they get new ideas from? I wondered the same thing so I snuck up on Emmett last week and happened to find an interesting excerpt he was reading. He left his notes on the side for our reading enjoyment heehee. The weird thing is, however, this was no karma sutra book, it was some kind of training thing. Hmmm…This is it, let's see what the latest rift is, shall we?

Note: the italics is the excerpt, the non-italics are Emmett's notes.


TRAINING: PAIR WARM-UPS

Leg Stretches

"… After placing your partner's left leg straight into the air without bending, press slowly against it as far back as it can go towards your partner's chest…"

Push leg back up to Rose's head

behind Rose's head …

"… Lean gently into the leg, urging it farther back with each successive day until it reaches close to your partner's head. Do this with the right leg as well."

Both legs at the same time! Oh yeah …

"Have your partner sit with their legs stretched out open as horizontally as possible …"

Make Rose do a split.

"Sitting in the same position, place your left foot against your partner's right foot, and your right foot against their left."

Ha! Try legs together all the way, oh yeah, I could go for that kind of contact.

Arm Stretches

"Person A will pull arms back as far as possible, whilst person B will hold them there…"

Hmmm, how about I use some sort of leverage instead … like Rose's twins!

"The hand-stand approach will strengthen various muscles, including …"

Have Rose do hand stand and split in the air at the same time. If I stand just right over … oh we are definitely trying that!

Abdomen Exercises

"Whilst laying flat on the floor, place hands beneath buttocks and …"

Scratch abdomen exercises, too easy and typical.

Note to self: Hide notes from Rose.

(Unfortunately for Emmett, we weren't the only ones who found these notes…)

"Hey, babe, so I was thinking tonight we could—"

"Do some pair warm-ups together?"

Emmett grinned. "Hey, yeah, how did you—oh, I see."

Rosalie smiled smugly and brought out a lighter, the folded paper turning to ash within seconds. Emmett immediately jumped forward.

"No, wait! It was just for fun, I—aw crap."

But Rosalie had other things in mind. With a quick flick—

Emmett's mouth dropped, his lusting eyes following her now bare heaving bosom. "Oh, Rose, babe, you make me feel so—"

"Shut up and get undressed."

"Yes, ma'am."

(Fourteen hours later)

Rosalie turned a raised eyebrow in her husband's direction. Emmett was speechless.

"Next time you want to do something 'fun'," she simmered, rising smoothly out of the king-size bed, "all you have to do is ask."


And there you have it, the true genius behind the ultimate moves, Mrs. Rosalie Hale.

Rosalie, we applaud you!