Sorry for the delay. School gets in the way of everything.


Chapter Three: Will you Marry me?

That night went by really slow. So, to pass the time, we decided to watch the original Dracula Movie. Their perception on vampires is quite hilarious.

Later, around midnight I would say, we all went out on a hunting trip. I got a nice grizzly bear – my favorite.

"Bella, what is your favorite animal to hunt?" I asked curiously.

"Mountain lion," she replied. Of course, her favorite is the same as Edward's. Then Edward chuckled and kissed Bella.

We began running home. Now, dawn was rising. We still had a few more hours before we could go out.

We all sat down around the television and watched the Cleveland Browns face the Pittsburgh Stealers. Of course the Stealers won, because the Browns suck. I don't really care though. I was too entranced in planning out our next trip in my head.

We took Edward's Volvo to a Country Club. We spoke out our plan before heading in.

"Good luck Edward, Bella." Jasper told the, as they went up to the elevators.

Edward's Point of View

It felt kind of wrong doing this, but I figured it would be good for the laughs.

I walked into the elevator, I had to wait for a woman to get on the elevator. The first few people were men. Then, finally, there was a woman.

"Hello," I greeted her and smiled. Her eyes widened.

Is this gorgeous man talking to me? She thought. I chuckled silently.

"Hi," she said fixing her hair and dress. I didn't want to waste any time with needless conversation, so I got down on one knee and pretended to tie my shoe for a second, then I looked up at her and smiled. She smiled back.

Then, I pulled the little black box out of my jacket pocket. I was still waiting for her reaction. None. So I opened the box, and said the four magic words, "Will you marry me?" I asked her, she gasped.

Bella got on the next stop and played her role swiftly.

"Edward Anthony Cullen!!!" She spat, "Are you proposing to her?!!" She screeched.

"Well?" She tapped her foot. And rolled her eyes.

"Uh, no, but.." I trailed off.

"I seriously can not believe you are proposing again!!" She yelled. "Do you even know her?"

"I'm so very sorry about all of this," the girl apologized looking frightened.

"Shut up," Bella snapped.

"Edward, I want a divorce." she said slapping me across the face.

"But baby..."

"No!" She yelled. The frightened girl backed out of the elevator slowly. Still looking very scared. Once she was off we started laughing hysterically. I grabbed her and gave her a hug and kissed her.

Mission: Accomplished.


I hope you liked it. It was short, yes. But I am really trying to concentrate on my original can find those on my Mibba account. The link is on my profile. Also be sure to check out my other stories.

Thanks.

Jordan