Chapter 3
You're An Moderator Asshat
"Wyrm! Thank God...I'm so glad you're here!" Someone exclaimed.
Hell raised an eyebrow as we studied the hills around us, being in a sort of hilly flat-lands landscape this time. We were both rather confused though...because upon looking around we didn't see anyone around. I was puzzled, now were there ghosts talking to us? Magical garden gnomes?
"Hey, guys! Up here you idiots!"
Hell and I turned our glances up and saw a yellow pony flailing his arms up top of a single block of dirt. He was frowning and peeking over the side at us, trying not to fall and break his knee caps obviously. What I wondered was how in the hell (Wyrm) did he get up there in the first place?
I heard a snicker of laughter from behind me and turned to come face to face with a dark blue pony with a mane of various blues. His cutie mark was a nut, like you find for a squirrel or something like that. The pony looked amused as he got shot a dirty look by Cavedog.
"And that would be the idiot who put me up here in the first place," Cave growled from twenty blocks up.
Hellwyrm rolled his eyes, "Tell me, why are you up on a pillar of dirt. That's not really a pillar anymore."
"You know those annoying trees that people only cut part of and then it leaves a floating tree?"
I nodded, "Most annoying thing in Minecraft, gotcha."
Cave nodded in approval, "Yeah she understands. But anyway I was just minding my business trying to fix one of those blasted trees when FlynNinjaSquirl decided to take the liberty to knock down all of the blocks up to this on that I'm standing on."
Everyone was silent except for Squirl's snickers from behind Hell and I. I took a quick glance at Hell and he just looked annoyed. Just to make it funnier for Flyn, a sapling hit Cavedog on the head.
"M'kay...and why is this a problem?" I asked innocently.
Cave's black hair got in his face and he tossed it aside, obviously annoyed.
"What do you think is the problem? I'm on a single block of dirt 20 blocks up-"
"Cave. You're an moderator you asshat, teleport," Hell stated blatantly with a sigh.
Cavedog stiffened and I couldn't stop myself from laughing my face off with Flyn back here. Flyn put up his hove and gave Hell a bro-fist, which only made me laugh harder because it was in pony form. Cave teleported to what I guessed was spawn and then came back to us, turning a slight shade of pink and not saying a word.
"Now that this crisis is solved, what did you want?" Hell asked, raising an eyebrow.
"That was it..." Cave muttered.
If I had a desk at that moment, I would have slammed my face into it. Face palm combo x200 bazillion right there. Goodness, was the pony going to everyone's head?
"Bit of a senior moment?" Flyn asked, finally catching his breath.
"Oh shut up," Cavedog growled. There was a pause before Cavedog finally spoke again.
"What was going on at Spawn?"
"Nothing, Virus and Kitchen again," Hell responded, looking bored already.
"More of an emergency than this was, that's for sure," Flyn added with a smirk.
Cave narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips, saying nothing.
"I think we've picked on poor Cavedog enough for one day. I'm almost sure there are tons of others on the server that I still haven't met yet," I pointed out to Hell.
"I suppose that's true...let's head off to find KB and the others then," Hellwyrm responded, turning his head in the direction of Spawn.
"Wait! Can we come?" Cavedog asked, looking desperate.
Hell shrugged, "I wouldn't mind, as long as you don't get yourself into stupid situations that you certainly can get out of."
Flyn snickered and I just rolled my eyes as our pony brigade headed off in search of others like ourselves.
A/N: There's one mediocre chapter, sorry it and the next are a bit short. I promise to make the next two updates longer :D Just wanted to get at least something out for you guys. Sorry Cavedog hehe, it's just for the lulz :)
