Redsnidget: Ahaha, Three reviews so far, Thanks you so much for support this silly author. Here a new chapter for you guys to enjoys and laugh. Oh the girls that Aria seem to get, I'll lets you think where they came from because I just too lazy to think up all girls name -shifty eyes- SHOUT OUT TO:

To Suntan140- Your idea make me start to think of it. It probably will come out soon or later after I fix up the first chapter, so look out for it! ;)

To BizzyLizy- I was plan to do that! Guess we got the same idea! Ahaha. And Thank you for your advice. I'll sure to keep my eyes out for them.

Ouran Host Club belong to Hatori Bisuko, OC Belong to Redsnidget. Aria's Fangirls do not belong to Redsnidget of course!


"Everyone. We'll try the Peasant's Ramen today!" Tamaki, the leader of the host club announcement to the members, looks serious as he held up the Pork Kimchi Ramen type.

"Oh boy..." I groaned as Haruhi looks mild surprise by this.

"Excuse me...what research are you doing...? Nothing about this is related to hosting..." Haruhi asked but seem to be ignored by the members.

"Everyone, try to make a different type of ramen!"

"Yes sir!"

"Oh, here's pasta-"

"Even fried noodle!"

"Follow the teacher's instruction!" Tamaki said, slap the yellow ribbon around Haruhi's body with the Kanji for Teacher cause Haruhi to groan, glance at me in plead as I chuckles.

"I'll help anyway." I whispered, follow Haruhi over to the table to look at the ramen type.

"There's hot water for three minutes and four minutes. What the difference?" Kyoya asked.

"Do I have to throw away the hot water once?" Kaoru asked.

"Mustard mayo stings my eyes~" Honey whined, pouts.

"..." Mori held the fried noodle toward me, spoke softly, "My ingredients are stuck to the lid..."

Haruhi and I was bit surprise by his voice and damn...trust me, its pretty hot...

"Ah, That is...if you put the ingredients below the noodles in the beginning, that won't happen." I instruction them as Haruhi show them the tiny bag to shake off the ingredients under the noodles cause Tamaki to gasp in awe.

"What an amazing Technique! Peasant's technique! Peasant's Theory!" He then grab Haruhi as white rose appear out from nowhere surround them, "You are wonderful! May I express this feeling with my body...?"

"Please, don't." Haruhi give a blank looks.

I snickered then look down to choose a ramen type to make some snack for myself with Mori and Honey stares at me in awe...(mostly Honey stood in awe while Mori just give me the blank looks as usual) as I pour the hot water in it to slap the lid back together to lets it simmer first before eat anything.

"Wah! You're pretty good at this are you Aria-chan!" Honey smiles up at me since I'm bit taller than Haruhi.

"Well, thanks. Even though I don't eat ramen that much so this is pretty much a special snack for me to enjoys." I smiles back.

"Hmmmm it doesn't match the picture, does it, Kaoru?" Hikaru said, look at the view of Tamaki tried to woo Haruhi.

"I agree with you Hikaru. The situation doesn't add up."

"You see, Females love two beautiful homosexuals together. It is a nice plot to have two guys who cannot decide to further the friendship or not..." Hikaru smirks, "I am Hikaru." He introduction himself.

His twin went next, "In our case, we have our twin-ness as our forbidden weapon, Moreover, we have the beauty of symmetry." Kaoru explained, "I am Kaoru."

Nice to meet you, we are the Hitachiin Brothers.

I blinks at them as if I saw the banner in the background that said it all as I open the ramen and grab the chop stick to start eat my favorite ramen, watching the scene before me.

"In addition, you will be loved by the two with such a deep bond at the same time!" Kaoru smirks, look at Hikaru.

"Isn't that the ultimate romance for the girls?"

'Yeah, for those Fangirls who enjoys Yaoi a bit too much...' I replied in my mind, enjoys the taste of ramen.

"But you can't even pass the first condition. Even Fujioka-senpai already pass it without knowing about it. We wasted our time explaining." Hitachiin Brother sighed, shrugs.

"Don't explain it then.." Haruhi huffed softly.

"Hmmm~ The problem is once again, the visual..." Tamaki blinks, walks over to Haruhi to grab the Grandpa glasses off, "But then..probably taking off the glasses won't help much, probably just make the eyes smaller...What's with this anyway? These old fashioned glasses?"

"Well. These were my Grandfather's.." Haruhi explained, "I lost my contact lenses on the morning of admission ceremony...so for the time being..." she paused, bit confused by Tamaki and other host club who getting close to look at her face in awe or in shock.

"Hikaru! Kaoru!" Tamaki snap his fingers.

"YES!" The Hitachiin brother pose together to grab Haruhi and ran off somewhere, probably in the changing cloth area. Tamaki continues to orders.

"Kyoya, Give a phone call to the school designated tailor! Mori-sempai, if you have extra disposable contact lenses, share them!"

"What about me~!?" Honey pop up in front of Tamaki, all flowery like in the air as he was eager to help out.

"Please eat some cakes, Honey-senpai!"

All of sudden, Honey sit in the corner with darkness with only light dim down, sulking as he eat cake while talking to Usa-chan, "You know...everyone's busy..."

"I can join you and eat chocolate cake with you."I offered, pick up Usa-chan to take the seat first then put the Usa-chan down on my lap with chocolate cake in my plate cause Honey to looks happy.

"Yay! Aria-chan!"


Soon as the whole host club, (expect for Honey and I enjoys eating cake together and discussing about which cake is best) is working on get Haruhi ready as soon as they stood in front of Ramen tables to try some noodles.

"Senpai..."Haruhi meekly asked.

"Oh? Did you finish changing?" Tamaki perk up.

Slowly as the sheet push aside for Haruhi to step out as I study her, she's looks much better with those shaggy hair that almost make me think Harry Potter's hairstyle as I humming softly, nods. That hair looks very cute on her.

"Do I get to keep this uniform?" Haruhi asked with red rose appears around her.

"How wonderful..." Tamaki squealed with anime tears. "CUTE!" He tackled Haruhi into a hug and spinning her around. "How lovely you are...you almost look like a girl...!"

'…..Wow...I think Tamaki got it right at first time...' I sighed, shake my head, ran through my hair to get some bang out of my eyes then look at the rest of members huddles next to me to look at Haruhi's new transform.

"Haru-chan, cute~" Honey smiles.

"If you had that face, why didn' you tell us earlier." Hikaru huffed along with Kaoru who seem to agreed.

"Maybe you could get a customer or two..."Kyoya smirks.

"Yes! Everything was calculated! Here, now is the time that your true worth will be revealed! Go show the people your thin-veneer of beauty!" Tamaki ordered before give a look at me, "Yes, that even mean you. You're a member of host club!"

"Eh!? Since when!?" I glares back as I got pushed, (my feet was held as a brake but failed as I slide across the room) by Mori.

"You got some girls who want to request you." Kyoya answered for me.

"HAH?!" I gasped in shock as I was continues to be pushing out with Haruhi who got dragged by Tamaki who looks excited.

"Haruhi-kun, what are your hobbies?"

"Is it true that you commute by train? Why not a car?"

"Do you do anything special about skin care? It's very smooth..."

Thee girls who requested Haruhi sitting around next to her, smiling down at her. Meanwhile...I seem to gain...four or five girls who asked for me that could be rival compare with Tamaki's. And its bit surprise for me that I got more girls than Haruhi.

"So Aria-senpai, Why did you join this club?" Risa Harada asked with bit curiousty.

"That's because of my little brother over there, Haruhi. I have to watch out for him even though I know he will be fine. Tch, crazy old man.." I muttered, knew Ranka will kill me if anything happen to his precious daughter in a odd way.

"Oh? I didn't knew he's your little brother.." Kyoko Sawagasa gasped softly, try to compare us together cause me to laughs.

"That's because we're in different class and level. But trust me. Haruhi is way smarter than me because he wish to take the Lawyer classes after our mother used to."

"Wah! Really? What about you? What are you planning to do next when you graduate?" Orihime Inoue asked, claps her hand together.

"Uhhhh...I'm not really sure myself. I could try and look for work when thinking of my next one.." I mused, scratch back of my head.

"Um...can we requests for you tomorrow...?" The last girl blushes, Sakura Haruno giggles along with other girls who looks hope as I smirks down at them, show off my little bad boy side.

"Sure, Its mean I get to see your cute faces tomorrow~"

"KYAAAA!"

Slowly as my girls start to leave to get back home a bit early as Kyoya appear out from nowhere as if he slide from the left from nowhere.

"Good job, its seem you are getting bit better that could rival Tamaki's if you keep it up.."

"Greaaat..."I groan, looks around then decided to stay by and looks around as I watch Haruhi got tackled and hug by Tamaki again who squealing alots.

"You look so shy, and that's so cute! CUTE!"

"Gyahh! Let go of me, pervert!"

"Um..Tamaki-sama..."

"Hahahaha, Haruhi's being sexual harassed by Tono again." Hitachiin brother laughs.

"Ah..Mori-senpai, help me!" Haruhi plead cause Mori to have this serious expression as quickly as Mori scoop Haruhi out of Tamaki's evil grasp and put her over his shoulder to give a blank look at Tamaki who blinks back.

"Mori-senpai...you don't have to go that far..."

"I was asked for help, so I helped." Mori replied back with blank looks.

"Pffft..."I chuckled, look at them.

"Ah! Aria-chan! Pick me up like Mori did with Haru-chan!" Honey pop up, looks excited cause some girls to squeals over how adorable Honey is as I grins, decided to do it anyway since its looks fun as I scoop down Honey then put over my shoulder to walks over to Mori cause Honey to giggled. Cue fangirls squeals once more.

"Ah, Mori...Its look like we got both person whom we mistake, mind trade ya for Haruhi for this Honey?" I teased cause Haruhi to groan, facepalm as Mori smirk lightly down at me, nod as we switch them around as I held up my sister.

"Must you embarrassed me further, Aria?"

"Yep!" I grins.


"Yes! "Which one of us is Hikaru-kun" Game!" The Hitachiin brother said together as they mess up their hair up in order to make it bit hard as they invited Haruhi and I to play with the other girls.

'What a lame game...is it even fun?' Haruhi and I stares back at them as the girls muttered, try to figure out which is which.

"Haruhi-kun, Aria-senpai, which one do you think they are?" One girl asked both of us as Haruhi blinks.

"Huh? Well, to my right is Kaoru and left is Hikaru." She pointed at them.

"You got it wrong~!" The twin laughs.

"No, he's right. You guys look alike, but are slightly different." I rolled my eyes at them, narrow my eyes because I know Haruhi is right anyway. The Hitachiin twin looks stunned.

"Haruhi-kun, you're wonderful..."

"You are looking at them with the eyes in your heart!"

"They surely bringing up their popularity with their new technique..." Kyoya muttered as he scribbles down the notebook as Tamaki blinks, stares at the new members in awe.


I frowns slightly as I looks around before grab Kyoya who seem to walk by.

"Have you see Haruhi?" I asked.

"Outside with Tamaki. Now excuse me please." Kyoya said, walks away, scribbles in the notebook as I frown, walk over to the giant window to peer to see Tamaki and Haruhi splashing around in the water as I groans, facepalm.

'I see now. Wow, its been a long time since I remember any episode or manga for this...' I glance over to narrow my eyes at the familiar Red-haired girl who tittered with the girls about something.

"Oh my...look at Aria-kun..."

"So darkly..."

"KYAAAA!"

Some few girls whispered together as they notice the dark look on me and think its way hot cause them to blush.

Slowly as the day went by, kick one of the club customer out after what she done to Haruhi and Tamaki found a license to found out that Haruhi is actually a girl cause him to went in spazzes while the rest of the club shake their head at how slow Tamaki finally noticed it. I smirked and start to wondering if they happen to notice that I am actually a girl also but decided not to say anything.

Lets them figure it out anyway...Kyoya probably knew...as I glance over at Kyoya who smirks back at me.

Yep. He fuckin' knew...